Phantom of the Opera
A Parody.
This is a Parody of the musical Phantom written as a play. Raoul is the bad guy, so you hopeless romantics that actually like him, don't get your hopes up. Christine will not end up with him. This was written to be preformed in front of an audience and it is also my first phan phic that was written years ago that I don't feel like revising at the moment. So bare with me. Oh yes be aware of Puns randomly thrown in
Disclaimer: I do not own Phantom of the Opera; unfortunately…That Phantom is a real snag you know?
Narrator: Christine has just sung her best show in her life. Phantom witnessed this hell freezing act and developed a new interest in the present diva. Since the voice was loud enough to break the sound barrier, Christine caught the attention of playboy Raoul who suddenly wanted to purchase the Opera house. But Raouls fortune and "good looks" doesn't get him far with the new diva.
In Christine's divalicous dressing room
Meg: Like Omagawd. You like sounded sooooooooo good tonight. I mean did you see Carlotta's face? It was greener than grass in spring. I mean you're getting better, who is that teacher you spoke of earlier?
Christine: Oh, he is the grand, astonishing, inspiring, an-
Meg: OKAY! I get it. Do you even know this mocks grand, astonishing, inspiring, blah blah blah teachers name?
Christine: embarrassed No, I just call him Angel of Music
Meg: Can I meet him
Christine: But of course not! He's not YOUR Angel of Music!
Meg: Fine. I see how it is. I'm leaving now. Mother wants us BALLET dancers since we're so graceful with our bodies trips on her way out. No one saw that…..
Phantom's Voice: gets louder with every call Christine, Christine, CHRISTINE!
Christine: looks around clueless Huh? What? Who? Ah 'tis you Angel!
Phantom's Voice: Come to me Angel of Music. Come through the mirror!
Christine: Walks into mirror Ouch! Hey!
Phantom's Voice: Oh sorry. Opens mirror
The mirror closes after showing Phantom pulls Christine in with a squeal and all you can hear are the voices inside
Christine: COME TO ME ANGEL OF MUSIC! COME TO ME! SING FOR ME! SING TO ME ANGEL OF MUSIC
Phantom: Oh lord Christine please don't touch me! Oh Lord Christine please don't touch! Oh lord Christine please don't ! Oh Lord Christine PLEASE. Oh lord CHRISTINE! Oh LORD! OH! OH! As we roll around the silky sheets with nothing on at all.