And so we finally continue this fic. It's been forever! Kratos had successfully escaped, so now we go to Mithos's side of the story.

Okay, now for the disclaimer…

Hamlord: HAH! Today we have somebody special to do the disclaimer! FWAHAHAHAAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That somebody will be……………Soma Cruz!

SC: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? I have half a mind to kill you right now!

Hamlord: Well you can't, because I'm the author.

SC: Oh yeah? RED MINOTAUR!

-Uses red Minotaur soul-

Hamlord: Eep. –Dies-

Yoghourt Man: Necromancy! –Revives Hamlord-

Hamlord: Yay! I got revived by necromancy AGAIN! Now do the damn disclaimer!

SC: I am the reincarnate of Dracula. I could kill you anytime I wish.

Hamlord: But you won't. AUTHOR'S ENFORCEMENT!

SC: What. The- Argh! Hamlord- no I won't ah- does not own- get out of my head ah! - ToS or me or Yu-gi-oh.

What the hell was that?

Hamlord: Mind control! ON WITH THE FIC!

Mithos

Mithos woke up in a slightly more suitable place than Kratos. At least there wasn't any perfume. Another whiff of the air, however, led to a terrible realization: he was in an outhouse. Crud.

"Yuan? Kratos? Hello? Anyone?" asked Mithos as he slowly got his isght back in the pitch black room.

"So, fool, you've awoken."

"Who are you?" asked Mithos, turning around.

He regretted doing so one moment later. The figure charged at him with alarming speed.

Mithos jumped to the side, and whaddaya know, he sprawled over an unconscious Yuan.

"MITHOS! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" cried an immediately awoken Yuan.

"Shut up!" hissed Mithos. But then he had a better idea. When the figure charged again, he threw Yuan into the way and dodged.

Then the lights turned on. The figure was…Yugay?

"Oh Martel," swore Mithos.

"Don't talk about my fiancée like that!" snapped Yuan.

"YOUR fiancée? She's MY SISTER!" growled Mithos.

"Yeah, but you're her LITTLE brother, so just be a good boy, alright?"

"Ahem. Insert typical villain gloat-" coughed Yugay.

"What did you just call me?" said Mithos.

"I called you little boy, squirt." Replied Yuan.

"Ahem. Insert typical villain gl-"

"So what if I'm vertically challenged!" cried Mithos.

"Then you have to listen to me," said Yuan, thoroughly enjoying himself.

"Alright," said Mithos, "FALCON CREST!" (He IS the eternal swordsman, he can use falcon crest, right?)

Yuan ran as fast as his scrawny little legs could carry him. This was kind of dumb, seeing as he had wings to fly with.

Fast, but not fast enough. To dodge Falcon Crest, you'd have to be as fast as a –insert fast something here-. So Yuan got hit.

HP DAMAGE!

"AHEM! INSERT TYPICAL VILLAIN GLOAT THAT TYPICAL MORONS MIGHT HEAR!"

Mithos and Yuan stopped.

And they cracked up.

"Hey Yuan?" asked Mithos.

"Yeah?" replied his friend.

"Let's pwn this guy."

"Alright!"

Yugay didn't flinch. "I believe in the heart of the cards!" And he pulled out 2 cards.

"Heh, you suck… you have cards, but you don't have summon spirits…" laughed Mithos.

"Oh potato."

"Maxwell!" Maxwell appeared and started using the tech he used when he was young, which was called "Big-Ass Meteor Storm". Involving Big-Ass Meteors.

"I'm not done yet!" cried a bloodthirsty Mithos. "I summon thee, from the land of the vegetarians, to crush this foe! Fat Vegetarian Hubert! Um I mean Trebuh!" (Hubert, please, don't read this...)

And Hubert landed on him. OIW…that has GOT to hurt. As in pain…

Yuan was ANNOYED that he hadn't gotten a turn, but he decided that he was nice and thought it would be nice to be nice to little kids and let them have their turn.

And so, they eliminated Yugay, left the base after plundering it, and went in search… of Martel.

Haha! This chapter is officially OVER!

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Soma: -holds Claimh Solais-

Oh crud, gotta go.

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