Hi! Hoped you guys enjoyed Chapter One… though looking at the number of reviews, it sucked. Anyway, here's Chapter Two! If you think it's short, look at chap 1 & 2 at one go, it was supposed to be a one-shot. I'm sorry if it seems a little hurried, cos it was. I'm trying to finish up all my stories so I can start on Adora Returns. I am sooo sorry for the slow update, I actually finished this, like, 3 weeks ago and my computer hung while I was posting this and I thought that it got posted, so once again, sorry! Curse my computer, then.

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Most obviously, this is continued from chapter one. So, you have to read chapter one to know where this continues from.

… and farted. "Shit. It didn't come out the way I wanted it too!" Foaly grunted.

"Uh. Cool." Artemis made a face which made him look all the more normal, which is true, you know, because he just doesn't look normal the way he is. Well, back to the story.

Foaly stuck out his tongue. "Nevermind. Can we puuuueeeaassseee go back to the original topic?" He tried out his puppy eyes, which is rather ironic as he's a centaur and you know how he is about his species.

Butler gave him a look. "Yeah, we should. I just can't imagine," he paused to stare at Foaly, "anyone, including dung, pairing up with him."

Foaly made a noise that sounded like swearing, but I plan to keep this kid friendly so it'll come out as a bleep.

BLEEP! CENSORED

Butler gave a growl that made Foaly, or even the meanest troll jump. "Ahh!" Foaly screamed and hid his head under a pillow like an ostrich, which is rather stupid because… fine I'll stop ranting about animals.

Meanwhile, Artemis was considering calling up the mental hospital, which he should have earlier, but decided against it, for if he did, he wouldn't have a bodyguard to protect his beautiful frame. He gave his most tarzan-like yell ever, which didn't sound like king kong at all as his voice was on the verge of breaking. Butler and Foaly, of course, looked up at him, and considered sending him to the mental hospital too, but none of them, luckily, were stupid enough to voice his opinions.

So Artemis said, "Uh. This discussion is redundant! I know my life," he imagined a spotlight being trained on him like those actors who deliver some dramatic line, "I know, my body, my soul, balanced in the ying-yang of karma. The peace. The serenity. The way, the path, to a healthy mind and soul."

Butler looked shocked. "I should resign, Artemis! I mean, no one would capture you! You're a complete whacko."

Artemis looked insulted. "Is it only now that you realize, my loyal Butler?"

"Duh."

Artemis almost cried.

"You know what, guys? Let's forget this and let Artemis be with his Holly, in a lounge at the top of the world." Foaly interrupted.

"I'm at the top of the world looking down on creation and the only explanation I can find, is the love that I've found ever since you've been around, your lurve puts me at the top of the woooorrrrrrllllllddddd! (Sung by the Carpenters, I didn't compose this)" Artemis sang horribly.

"What song was that?" Butler asked.

"It's so famous, how can you not know it?" Artemis exclaimed exasperatedly.

"It's because, the way you sang it, there was no tune," Butler said with horrible grammar. Hey, they can't be too bright, can they?

"Arrgh shaddup." Foaly groaned. "For this past hour, we've been talking rubbish with no meaning to it. I. Give. Up. Why can't that Holly Short be here to kiss her dear Arty so I can leave?"

"Great idea!" Butler said brightly and looked idiotic with his apparently wide eyes.

"What the!" Artemis screamed. "After all this I don't get to discuss everything with you guys?"

"Yep." Foaly said smugly.

"Why… you…" Artemis reached out to punch Foaly. His fist collided with something rock hard and solid before he heard a girly scream and two 'poof's. When he finally opened his tightly shut eyes, he saw Butler with his hand over his mouth.

"Butler, stop that, you look stupid." Artemis commanded him.

"A… Ah… Artemis…" Butler stammered. "You… hit… Holly… just as she came… and she and Foaly… ran off… she looked… mad…"

"WHAT?" Artemis screamed. "Why didn't you stop me?"

"I am not Holly, I don't know when she decides to appear."

"Shit."

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Half an hour later…

"Butler, I'm bored."