Carlotta: La, La, La, De, De, De (etc.)
Phantom: Why is Christine not singing, you, fat lady?
Carlotta: (not caring )Don't know. Don't care.
Phantom: You better or, or, or else I will do something.
Carlotta: As if I care. Starts singing again La, La, La, Croak! La, Croak!
Phantom: Evil psychopathic laugh Muhahahahaha! (Etc.) Oh yeah aren't I supposed to do something here? (looks at script from original play) Ahh, yes…I remember DROP THE CHANDALIER. Mr. Butler, you kind of missed the cue for dropping this at the right time. It's towards the end of act one, sir.
Gerard Butler: Oh I'm sorry my dear sir. But I was just doing as the DIRECTORS told me.
Phantom: It's alright, they shall feel my wrath
at directors house
Director: What other musical shall i butcher up. (laughs evilly)
DUUUUUUUUUUNNNN DUNDUNDUNDUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Phantom scale plays and you hear Phantom laughing maniacally in the background
Phantom: PAY FOR THE SINS WHICH ARE YOURS!
Director dies...somehow...I think a punjab lasso...and fire...can't have a good death without fire