Announcer: Now, the play of Don Juan Triumphant.
Choir: off key Don Juan triumphs once again.
Piangi: La, la, la, le, de, de.
(Phantom appears onstage and kills Piangi on the spot)
(Meg unenthusiastically screams)
Ghost of Piangi: oh so that's all I get for all my fine years of service a pitiful screams?
Meg: screams enthusiasticallyis that better darlin'?
Ghost of Piangi: Why yes it is, I shall be leaving you now good-bye!
Carlotta: yelling after the ghost WHERES MY MONEY YOU CHEAP ASS!
Mutters last time I whore out to any of these actors…
(Dancers come up behind Carlotta and whisper in her ear)
Carlotta: hmmm…mmmhmm…I see. No I don't do that. OH NO! NO! NO! That is crazy how dare you say something like that to such a fine actress? You got the money? I take it!
Phantom: Come Christine we go to my underground lair of "fun things"…
Christine: That sounds delightful! What do we do in your lair of "fun things"
Phantom: That's for you to find out evil seducing chuckle
(Phantom takes Christine off stage leading to his lair)
Raul: Looks away from mirror and sees Phantom take away Christine NO CHRISTINE! DON'T GO! YOU IN THAT DRESS MADE ME WANT TO BANG YOU!