Phantom of the opera: a parody

by IronicTwins

Summary inside. Rated T for language and sexual refrences.

7. Mob Conflicts

Scene 8

Leader of Mob: LETS KILL THE PHANTOM!

Rest of Mob: YES! KILL THE PHANTOM

Random Mob Member: LETS KILL THE SPIDERS!

(Rest of the Mob stares at him awkwardly)

Random Mob Member: shrug Well I thought as long as we were on a killing spree we would kill the spiders too…

Leader of Mob: sighs okay. After we kill the Phantom then we can kill the spiders, can we kill the Phantom now?

Random Mob Member: Yes

(Spiders scurry away and hide)