Scene 9

Phantom: Doesn't this place look fun?

Christine: OOOH TOYS!

Phantom: Yes they're special toys. They're all battery operated!

Christine: This one would make a good massager!

Phantom: NO! DON'T PLAY WITH THAT! That's my cell phone!

Christine: Sorry. What about this scary looking thing? OH SHIT ITS TALKING

Phantom: That's a Furby.

Christine: That looks like a devil possessed Gremlin.

Phantom: Yeah well? What are you going to do? But look at this one, it's a work of art!

Christine: Its atrocious! You call that ART!

Phantom: Its supposed to be you….

Christine: This is ME! The skins too pale, the figure is too straight, I HAVE CURVES!

Phantom: I've lived in a nutshell my whole life, I had to deal with what I could obtain! I'm sorry!

Raul: Christine!

Christine: Raul what do you want?

Raul: What do you see in this this this THING!

Phantom: Sir, for that comment, I shall make you pay for the sins which are yours! Threatening fist shakes

Raul: Are you really attracted to him?

Christine: Oh yes. I mean that mask its just OH MY GOD! Its…. Just…. Soooo….. SEXY!

Raul: Give me that mask! takes mask

(Mob comes in)

Mob: WHERES THE PHANTOM?

(Phantom and Christine point at Raul)

Raul: looking in the mirror I didn't think it was possible, but I do look A LOT BETTER like this!

(Mob takes Raul offstage and kills him)

Christine: Now that he's gone we can finally be together forever!

Phantom: Erm… about that together forever thing…I don't think it's going to work out very well… I mean you're good looking and all, but you are to anal and conceited, not to mention A LOT of trouble. I had to KILL people for you. I'm a lover not a fighter, so I'm dumping you for someone less trouble. Come on out sweetie!

(Meg comes out)

Christine: MEG!

Meg: Sorry Christine, with the history with our family.

Phantom: Yes kisses Meg's forehead Lets travel around the world!

(Phantom and Meg leave)

Christine: I am not ending this story alone! I'll find a band member if I have to!

Band members: WE'RE ORCHESTRA MEMBERS AND PROBABLY HAVE MORE FUN THEN YOU DO!

Christine: Hmph. Fine I'll be like Carlotta and get a dancer.

Carlotta: Runs around with dead dancer dragging behind her COME ON MY new LOVE WE MUST ESCAPE BEFORE THE PHANTOM KILLS US BOTH. She sees Christine staring at her He passed out because I gave him such a good time. Dancers can't handle that much.

Christine: AM I DESTINED TO BE ALONE! WAIT! What's behind this curtain? reaches behind curtain and gets someone from behind it. OH MY GOD IT'S LEGOLAS! Squeals

Legolas: Erm…this looks nothing like Middle Earth. What am I doing here?

Christine: You're in this play now!

Legolas: M'kay! What do I do?

Christine: First you whisper and then you walk of stage!

(They both walk away)

(Onstage)

Phantom: Ooh Meg you're looking very makey-outy tonight.

Meg: You too Phantom

(They make out until the curtain falls)

Ha I finally finished a fanfic Congrats to me-KinkyKikyou