"Please! You just can't leave me here!"
"Oh yes I bloody well can!" Jack yelled back at her his patience wearing thinner and thinner by the second.
She had been trailing after him all the way to the boats at the beach and she had tried to get into one, sort of stowaway, but he had cottoned onto her quick, fast and in a hurry. He'd ordered one of his crew to drag her from it as he'd have none of that!
As well as following and the attempted stowing away, she hadn't stopped begging him to take her with him. The complaints, pleas, excuses and deals that she yelled at him as she jogged behind him was almost unbelievable and definitely were unbearable. He wasn't prepared to take a woman with him that wouldn't shut up when he told her to, besides which, she looked like a slapper.
"Please! You just gotta take me with you!"
Jack growled, grinding his teeth as he glared vehemently at the annoying female that was on her knees in front of him, begging him pathetically to take her with him. Slowly a smirk started to form on his roguish face; she was the perfect height just kneeling there…
He shook his head dislodging his thoughts, "Listen love, it just ain't gonna happen so I suggest ye go wander off into yonder palm trees and find yeself another way 'cause ol' Jack ain't taking ye", he said with his eccentric gestures. When she didn't move he made little shooing motions with his hands and head, as if she were some sort of animal.
"But I'll die here all by myself!" She pleaded again; she had said that about twenty times already.
Slowly tears started to form in her eyes and she hung her head, sobbing loudly. Jack rolled his eyes heavenward, 'you have to be kidding', he thought and then looked back down at her as she cried her eyes out.
"Listen", he said moving forward and kneeling, "Don't think that I'm going to be swayed by ye feminine weaknesses, little miss", he said chuckling a bit. "Not for a second - YEOWCH!" He cried suddenly, as when he went to waggle his finger in front of her scoldingly she bit down on it hard, grabbing a hold of his wrist her grip was iron-like and she wasn't letting go!
"Let go ye bitch!" he said as he tried to swat her off his hand but she only bit harder, "ARGH! Give me my finger back!"
"Now you yust lisshin to me Jack Shparrow!" she growled around his finger and he nodded his head vigorously. "Good", she met his wide dark eyes with a glare, "Now you're going to take me wif you or I'm going fu take your fuingar wif me, sayvwi?" She asked and he nodded his head again but still she didn't release his finger. "I want your word as a piwate that you will take me wif you but if I release your fingar arfter you haf gipfen your word theng you won'ts be a piwate and your shit and cwew go fu me, yess?"
"My shit?" he asked slowly and she bit down, "What, what?"
"Shit, shit!" she said then growled, "big fwoaty fing in da worta!"
"Oh my shi-P?" he asked emphasising the 'P' and her eyes narrowed to slits.
"Yef, that fing!" she told him.
"Hell no!" he shouted, "ye ain't having the Pearl!"
"doesh that meang that you were pwanning to leafe me here arfter I releahed your fingar?" she asked with raised eyebrows and this time his eyes narrowed.
"Fine woman, ye drive a hard bargain but I'll take ye wif, I mean with, me but that don't mean ye be one of me crew or a freeloader savvy? First port we come to, ye off! Aye?"
"Aye!" She cried spitting out his finger and then spitting to the side of her to get the taste out of her mouth. "That first port wouldn't happen to be Port Royal would it?"
Jack raised his eyebrows again, curious and suspicious, "Aye love, it be just that. Why ye be interested?"
"No reason", she said as she began looking around then turned back to face him her eyes wide. "So are we going to the Pearl now or what?"
"Aye…" Jack muttered dangerously under his breath as he turned away from her, got into the long boat, and sat down.
"Hey!" she cried to him, "you can call me Siahne okay?"
He raised an eyebrow again then turned his back to her not saying anything. "Hey, that's rude you know?" she shouted at his back.
He made a face, 'that's rude you know!' he mimicked silently then glared ahead of him, 'stupid women', he thought, 'there's only one thing they're good for'.
He turned around suddenly, a smirk on his face, "There she is lads!" he shouted and Jack's crew all turned to look at her. "Help her aboard then she's all yours!" He chuckled, that would keep her out of his way at least.
As they all started to walk towards her, barring Anna-Maria who got into the long boat with Jack, she screamed and tried to run as she shouted, "Hey, you can't treat me like that!"
"I don't see why not!" Jack shouted back.
"I know the future!" she quickly replied as she dodged a groping hand of a large man, "I can tell you where a whole heap of treasure is buried but you have to treat me right until we get to Port Royal!"
Jack laughed, "Love, I make my living off being a lying scallywag, I knows a liar when I see one, ye be it!"
"Please!" she cried.
"Oh just say yes Jack, I'm sick of listening to her!" Anna-Maria snapped.
Jack glared at her, crossing his arms over his chest like a rebuked child, "aye bitch, I'll treat ye right. But you's better remember that it's only till Port Royal, as soon as we get there I'm dumping ye arse!" She nodded vigorously and then he shouted at her again, "and ye best be quiet 'cause otherwise I'm going to gag ye with silk!"
"You know, just gagging me with nice cloth doesn't make the act any better?" she replied with her hands on her hips before she was roughly scooped up by two large bulking mates and then dumped, carefully, into one of the long boats.
"Away we go mates!" Jack shouted as he waited for some of his crew to get into the long boat with him and start rowing it back to his pet, his Pearl.
Author's Note: Apologies for the long wait but I hope this small chapter is worth it anyway and please don't forget to leave me a review! They really encourage me to write more!