Disclaimer: still do not own anything, and have now lost that rock as well. damn hey. legolas is cute but he is not mine. it's easy to get confused with that, i do all the time.

A little while after the two Sarah's had started their exploration for the hot elves, Sarah A began to complain.

"I'm hungry! It's 4:00 and I haven't had lunch OR afternoon tea! I don't think I can make it" (said dramatically), "Go on without me! Just promise me this: You'll tell Legolas that I will always love him and that we would have a great relationship if I wasn't a corpse". After these final dramatic words, Sarah A pretends to collapse.

"Noooo Sarah, you must go on….Hang on, can you hear that?" Sarah H looks around her at the bushes suspiciously.

"What?"

"I don't know, Something!" Sarah H said in a exasperated tone of voice.

"Great, just great. We hear a creepy noise which is caused by a something, and we don't know how to defend ourselves! Why oh why didn't they teach us how to defend ourselves against 'somethings' in self-defence! Why! WHY!" Sarah A falls to the ground, arms outstretched and looking up to the sky, much like in 'Stella!' fashion.

Sarah H appears to be thinking whilst all the commotion is going on. She then speaks up, with, what happens to be, a plan.

"Okay, when 'something' comes you lie there and pretend you're dead, then I'll sneak up behind it while it's distracted with you and hit it on the head with a stick."

Sarah A still continues her dramatic spell.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DEATH BY SOMETHING!"

Sarah H rolls her eyes. "Yup, I'm afraid so."

"Damn." Sarah A thinks for a little while. "Aha! I know a better way that won't get my uniform dirty. I'll sing! That's enough to scare anything away!"

Sarah H looked in shock. "Really Sarah, surely we don't have to resort to such drastic measures!"

"Yup 'fraid we do. How about 'I just can't wait to be king'?"

"Well, if we must. Ready? On the count of 3. 1…2…3!"

Both Sarah's boogie on down to the lion king and does that thing in the movies where they dance through clearings whilst singing. They come to their big finale in the centre of a clearing, do their final poses, look up and see…

"Gulp. Oh. The Council of Elrond. How nice." Sarah A say's nervously.

The council stares, shocked not only by the introduction but by the form in which it came.

"Hi. I mean…ah…good day?" Sarah H attempts to greet them.

An elf stands at the back. Hang on, could it be? No, but wait! It is! It's FIGWIT!

"AHA! And I saw him for more than one second! HA!" shouts Sarah A and everyone in the council blocks their ears.

FIGWIT seems shocked that he was recognised.

Everyone glares at Sarah A who mumbles a "sorry" underneath her breath. "Hey Sarah H, I think we've gotta act and talk middle earthy now."

"Err… talk middle-earthy?" Sarah H replies

"Yeah, you know, like 'Ye Gods!' and stuff"
Meanwhile, the council is still giving blank looks.

Sarah H takes one look at their confused faces and then turns to Sarah A. "Maybe we should explain."

"Okay then. Um. Hello. May be please take a seat and, um, enjoy your tribulated company?" Sarah A asks the council, using all the big words she can think of.

This seems to have an effect and they turned to look at the head of the council.

Sarah A steps a bit further forward. "Let me introduce us. My name is, ummm" (thinks of name) "Eleni, and this is, ah, Ariel". Sarah A, sorry, Eleni, stated, using the most middle-earthy names that she knew about.

The Council considered them for a moment before Elrond stepped forward "Welcome welcome Eleni and Ariel."

Sarah H, I mean Ariel, jumped and said "Oh My God, they can talk!" when she received a few weird looks she said "I mean, hehe, thankyou, we are, um, humbled to have stumbled upon you" Ariel cringed with her choice of words. Eleni, however, found them highly amusing.

"Hehe…humbled…stumbled…hehe...um, I mean, same for me".

The girls both receive vary weary looks from everyone in the council but ignore them and take a seat in the council anyways. The Council continues.

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