Bachelor Party

"Come on you have to!"

"I can't…" Draco repeated.

"It will be fun." Harry assured.

Draco thought. "It would be wrong!" Draco sat in the nightclub with Harry, Ron and all of the Weasley boys. "Come on have some fun tonight Draco!" George and Fred called.

Draco laughed as they ran up to two girls. "You two are married!" He called after them. They shooed him away. He rolled his eyes. The music started playing and Draco buried his hands in his face. "This is so humiliating!"

"This song is dedicated to the bachelor!" The d.j called.

Harry laughed and smiled. "You're married to Potter!"

"Ginny is probably having a great time." Harry looked around. "Where the hell is Ron?"

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Hermione laughed as Ginny got on the dance floor all by herself. Is that good for a pregnant women? She thought to herself. She couldn't keep her mind off of Draco. To tell the truth she was worried about what Draco was doing. She scolded Ginny for even mentioning the idea.

Just as Hermione was about to dance she felt someone tugging at her. She disappeared into the back. She flipped around to see him and gasp.

"Ronald what the hell are you doing here!" Hermione asked. "Are you sick of seeing all the hot naked women dance already? Or did you come here to see the men?"

"Hermione!"

"Well then what?" She yelled.

"I thought we could talk."

"Oh I can talk I'm talking right now I just don't want to talk to you!" He rolled his eyes.

"Don't leave!" He said.

"I'm not…" She became confused.

"I mean don't leave me."

"I'm… not?" Hermione thought for a second.

"Don't go with Draco." Ron explained.

"Oh." Hermione clued in to what Ron just said. She pulled her arm away from his grip. "No! I love him and he loves me!"

"Stop kidding yourself!"

"I'm not!" Hermione was afraid of being heard. "Stop kidding yourself Weasley we are over!"

Ginny burst from around the corner. "Ron!" He gave an embarrassed look. Hermione turned around and brushed by Ginny.

"Get your awful brother out of my face." With that she left and Ginny stood staring at Ron crossing her arms. "Ron what the bloody hell did you do! You said you would get over her!"

"It's kind of hard Ginny. She's to bloody perfect!" Ginny left her brother in disgust as he stood by himself in the back of the club. "Malfoy's going to bloody kill me." He mumbled.

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"Do I really have to do this? Harry you can understand you're married!" Draco called.

"To bad for you!" Harry laughed.

"You mean to bad for both of you." Fred called. "You're joining him Potter." Fred laughed.

"What? You've got to be joking. I'm married to your sister!" Harry called.

"She won't mind!" Fred called.

"Good job Malfoy." Harry mumbled.

"This was Ginny's idea." Draco answered. They stared at eachother and then lights lined the runway.

Draco's worst fears had really come to life. As Harry sat laughing at him, Draco raised his fists.

"Drakie!" Draco shuddered and put his head in his hand. "I'm going to kill your wife when I get home.

Harry wasn't sure if he was joking.

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Hermione danced to take her mind off of Ron. But she couldn't, she was to mad at him. Ginny helped all she could. Hermione thanked her but still felt terrible.

Hermione's pocket buzzed. She picked up her phone. "HELLO?" She yelled. The music blasted in her ears.

"Hermione? You are never going to believe, who showed up here today." George laughed.

"Who?" Hermione fell to the floor dying of laughter. Ginny joined her on the floor. "What is so funny." Ginny stared at Hermione and busted out laughing.

Soon the whole club was raging with laughter. It sure took Hermione's mind off of Ron, who had drove back to the bachelor party to see what was so funny.

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Ron came into the club with everyone laughing except for Draco, who had a familiar girl straddling him. Ron looked at Fred who's face was redder then his hair.

"What's the matter Drakie?" Another roar of laughter. Draco's face was beat red and he was trying so hard not to laugh.

Ron finally realized who the girl was straddling him. He started to laugh. Like Hermione, he forgot about everything else. He leaned onto George and started crying so hard with laughter.

"Why is everyone laughing?" She asked.

"PANSY YOU SUCK!" Fred called. Draco started laughing hysterically and Pansy slapped his cheek. Everyone suddenly fell silent. Draco was shocked but still let out the softest laugh ever heard.

Pansy pulled Draco into a private room. As the door shut, everyone resumed laughing. Harry wiped a tear from his eye after falling off of his chair.

"What is so funny?" Pansy asked. "I demand an answer."

Draco stopped laughing for a second. "You caught me at the worst time." He laughed.

"Why? I heard you are at Harry's bachelor party." She said.

"No… Harry is at MY bachelor party." He explained.

"WHAT? Who are you marrying?" She screamed.

"Granger…" He regretted saying that.

"YOU'RE MARRYING THAT FILTHY MUDBLOOD?" Draco grabbed her arm and squeezed it hard. "Oww."

"Don't you call her that Pansy." He left the room and everyone stared at him. They didn't laugh or say anything to him. He slowly sat back down beside Harry and looked at him.

A smile creeped up onto both of there faces. At the same time they laughed which caused everyone else to. "BEST PARTY EVER!" Malfoy screamed at the top of his lungs.

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Hermione had gotten over her laughter and went into the bathroom to freshen up. As she got out, she spotted a familiar face backstage. She sneaked into the room and gasped.

"BLAISE?"

He turned around. It was a little of an awkward moment. He was only wearing tight short shorts. "Granger? What are you doing here?"

"It's my Bachelorette party." She mumbled to him.

"Congratulations. Who's the lucky guy?"

She stared at him and started to laugh. "You wouldn't know in a million guesses."

"It's Draco isn't it."

She gasped in shock. "How'd you know?"

"I sense these things." He answered. "I think I might get someone to cover for me."

"No you should come out. WAY more funny." She laughed. "Nice to see you Blaise." She took a look at him once more and left.

"Ginny! You are going to pee your pants." Hermione laughed. Just then Blaise appeared from behind and Ginny looked at Hermione.

"Oh my god you're right." Ginny ran to the bathroom and Hermione laughed at her.

She danced with her friends and even danced with Blaise to entertain them. Ginny could not stop laughing everytime she saw them.

Later

Hermione walked into the door to see Draco lying on the couch with a cloth over his head. She laughed as she leaned over and kissed him.

Before he could say anything, she spoke. "Pansy?" He laughed and she sat beside him. "I have a better story. So… I go out of the bathroom and see someone familiar behind the stage. I go and see of course, Blaise Zabini."

"NO WAY!" Draco yelled.

"Yes way. After he did his thing I told him about Pansy and then he asked when the wedding was. I told him March 3rd and decided to invite him."

"Great…"

"You didn't invite Pansy did you?" Draco laughed and shook his head. Hermione gave him another kiss before heading over to the stairs. She turned back to him. "Are you coming up to bed?" She said childishly. He smirked and quickly jumped off the couch. As he walked up behind her she pushed her finger in his face. "Wipe that smirk off your face young man."

The next morning Hermione awoke to sunshine and birds singing. She stretched out of the bed and rolled over. She put her arm on her fiancé and he kissed her. "Morning." He yawned.

"Morning. Do you want some breakfast? I'll bring it to you in bed." Hermione got up without an answer. She threw on an oversize sweater and headed downstairs.

As she poured the eggs into a pan she swirled her wand and watched it cook itself. Humming to herself she reached up to grab two glasses for juice.

Of course, Ron ran through the door. Hermione's sweater was hitting her just below her bum and she saw Ron burst threw the door.

"Ron…" She whispered. She pulled the sweater down and he shielded his eyes.

"Sorry!"

"Ron!"

"Sorry I'm sorry I didn't know!"

"Then knock."

"Hermione? Is everything ok?"

She glared at Ron. "Yes honey I'll be up in a minute."

"Hurry up I miss you!" Draco called down.

"Oh god." Ron whispered.

"Shove it Weasley. Why are you here in the first place Ronald?" Hermione organized the plate while listening to Ron.

"Because I need to talk."

"You always need to talk Ron." Hermione sighed.

"No it's important." He urged.

Hermione slammed the plate down. She pushed her finger into Ron's face. "Listen Weasley, I do not need this right now. You have already ruined Draco's perfect morning and mine and I am tired of it. You almost ruined my Bachelorette party and you need to stop! I love you as a friend and that is it! No more then I love Harry but no less. You are my friend and I need you at this point in my life. Now I love Draco so much and you can not change that now stop your childish games and grow up! We are both adults, and I am getting married. I have had it with you and your ways. I don't want you in my house Weasley. Leave, me, alone!" She scolded.

Ron had nothing to say. Hermione went to take the tray up to Draco when Ron grabbed her waist. Hermione dropped the tray off food on the ground as Ron started to kiss her. "WEASLEY!" Hermione managed to scream. "GET OFF OF ME!" She pushed her head away from Ron. "DRACO!"

"Hermione?" He ran down the stairs as fast as possible. Draco caught Hermione and Ron mid-kiss. As Ron looked at Malfoy, Hermione pushed him to the ground. She cried and fell to the floor by the plate of food.

Draco grabbed Ron by the neck and pushed him hardly against the door. "I do not want you at this wedding you got that Weasley? You stay away from my house, and stay away from Hermione. You are not welcome here and if I see you again you'll never see anything in your life." Draco threw Ron outside and shut the door. He looked back at Hermione. "Honey…" He sat on the floor with Hermione's head in his shoulder. The tears fell into his lap. He rubbed her back and cradled her in his arms.

"I hate him… he just came in and then he kissed me and he wouldn't stop! I couldn't get him off…" Hermione cried. She pushed her head into Draco's neck and he hugged her hard. "I never want to see Ron again!" She yelled.

He wiped the tears from her eyes and smiled. "Hopefully now we won't." He answered