By Larien
Chapter 2
The Plane Ride
Summary: The YuGiOh! Gang are invited to my house for the year 2005. How will they all cope, especially Seto Kaiba? Set in Florida!
Genre: Humor/Humor (For now)
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Characters: All of the YuGiOh! Gang, Me, some of my friends.
Pairings: None at the moment
Disclaimer: Repeat after me; I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH! IT BELONGS TO KAZUKI TAKAHASHI WHO CREATED IT IN 1996, WHEN I WAS A TODDLER. -.-
Credit Announcer: Credit to Seto's Princess aka Sarai for helping me make up what all the YGO characters do on the plane…and for being my beta!
Seto Kaiba picked up the last of his bags and his brothers and loaded them into the trunk of his car, he had fired all of his employees the previous day and had locked every room, window, and door of his house with 10 locks and 5 different security codes stored which were currently stored on his watch. His KaibaCorp employees were to go on with work as normally as possible, minus the yelling. Kaiba sat down in the front seat with his two brothers in the back and sped off to the Domino Airport. The Domino Airport was unusually quiet for the day before New Years Eve. In fact, almost too quiet. Except for a mutt, his sister, the Barbie doll, the two albino's, the physco and his family, and who else? Oh yes, Yugi Mouto and that Mazaki girl.
"HI YUGI!" Mokuba yelled across the airport.
"HI MOKUBA, NOA, and KAIBA!" Yugi and his dork patrol yelled back.
Seto rubbed his temples, at least this time he had remembered to take Advil© before he came. Kaiba quickly grabbed his brothers and headed down the terminal. Towards the boarding area in which he shoved the tickets into the Flight Attendants face and boarded the plane. Yugi and his geek squad were trying to catch up to Kaiba but unfortunately, due to Yugi's short legs and the complaining of Joey being hungry, they were unable too. And behind Yugi were a group of outcasts, uninvited people that Larien personally didn't want to waste her time on. Originally Larien's list had been like this: Seto Kaiba, Mokuba Kaiba, Malik Ishtar, Ishizu Ishtar, Ryou Bakura, Bakura, Anzu Mazaki, Yami Mouto, Varon, Raphael, and Joey Wheeler. But she had found out that Noa was alive so naturally she had to put him in, and Malik had to bring his whacked out yami everywhere so she put him in too, and Odion had to come along and protect Malik so why not? Yami couldn't come without his runt, so she grudgingly invited Yugi, and Joey probably wanted his sister to come so she invited him. With Varon and Raphael on the list she had to invite Alistair, and also with Varon's crush on Mai and Joey's crush on her too, Larien decided it would be amusing to invite her. So in the end the list was, Seto, Mokuba, Noa, Malik, Marik, Isis, Odion, Ryou, Bakura, Anzu, Yugi, Yami, Joey, Serenity, Mai, Varon, Raphael, and Alistair. Larien didn't want to invite the following people because they were stupid, annoying, pointless, and had no purpose, Pegasus (whom Larien preferred to call PeGAYsus), Tristan, Weevil, and Rex. Larien wanted to invite some Shadow Duel Monsters but found that literally impossible. So the outcasts were currently behind a pole watching as Yugi and his nerd herd heads to their boarding gate. They stared enviously with their hands clutched tightly. Finally our little runt and his pals arrive at the gate with Kaiba and his brothers already onboard, the geek squad handed their tickets in, (Mind you! The geek squad is Yugi…because…he annoys me with his heart of the cards stuff) then they boarded the plane, which was called Gateway To Paradise. Odd name, thought Yami as they entered. When they got in they saw that the plane was empty in their row, which was middle class. They immediately claimed one row each and sat down. In the front of the plane, Kaiba was sitting with his two brothers in first class. Varon, Alistair, and Raphael had boarded a lot earlier, and I mean a lot as in 2 hours earlier, they currently sat in the wayyyy back trying to avoid everybody and anybody. Which was quite hard seeing that Varon had decided to turn his CD player on and forgot to plug in the headphones since the CD player had speakers. So all of a sudden the whole plane was full of: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME! And GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAIN? SHADY'S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!
Of course every turned their heads around to see who was making that music.
"WHAT IS THIS VILE THING CALLED WRAP DOING IN MY AIRPLANE! I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE WORKS OF MOZART HERE!" Bakura yelled.
O.o
Varon, completely clueless to what was happening was bobbing his head up and down to Eminem and singing or rather rapping along. Raphael muttered something incoherent and switched off Varon's CD player.
"What was that for mate?" Varon asked.
"Varon you idiot, now the whole plane knows we're here because of your stupid CD player and Eminem!" Alistair pratically yelled.
"Couldn't they have just figured that out because of your voice and you just yelling?" Varon asked.
.-U
"Good point, damn." Alistair sunk back into his seat.
Raphael chuckled and went back to looking out at the endless blue sky. Suddenly Jou appeared and was towering above the 3 DOOM warriors.
"Whadya doing here?" Jou asked.
"Umm, going to Florida to hop on a cruise for our annual winter vacation!" Varon said.
"Yea, winter vacation! Aboard that Carnival Cruise Lines ship!" Alistair added.
"Ya, okay, but dun get anyting funny going on, cuz we're going on an exchange trip!" Jou blurted out.
Anzu came and whacked him on the head.
"Jou! You weren't supposed to say anything!"
"Eheheh. Sorry?"
So after Anzu finished whacking Jou on the head, he went to the front of the plane to see what was there, surprise surprise, none other than Kaiba. Getting an idea, (Gasp! Joey has an idea! Call the press!), Jou sat in the seat behind Kaiba and took a look at what Kaiba was reading.
"Da Wondaful World of Tr- tr- tri-go-nom-etry, Version number 482!" Jou whispered, "How does dis guy read dis stuff? Ah well."
And it happened. Joey started poking the back of Kaiba's head, only poking his hair at first so it went like…poke…poke…Poke…POke…POKe…PoKe…pOkE…PoKE…POKE…POKE!
"WHAT THE?" Kaiba turned around, "WHEELER!"
And with that Joey decided to hide behind Yugi's seat for the rest of the day.
Meanwhile, in front of Joey, Yugi was making a list, he was writing everyone's name on it. After he finished writing their names he stood up and walked around the plane asking people various things.
"Hey Mai? What do you eat? You're tall, I wanna get tall, whaddya eat?" Yugi asked.
Mai looked at Yugi like he was an alien.
"Look hon, take my advice, never ever ask a woman or a girl what they eat, it's going to make them slap you with their purse, okay?"
Yugi slowly backed away and went to find Kaiba.
"Hey Kaiba? Kaiba? Kaiba? You're tall, really tall, you're the tallest person I know. Whaddya eat huh? I wanna be as tall as you so I'm gonna follow your diet!"
"Listen here, Mouto, midgetitis is a disease or rather a genetically run thing in your family, so unfortunately you are going to be a midget forever! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll try and make my dueling platforms short enough for you, the height of a three year old I presume?"
Yugi hung his head and went back to his seat…I'm never gonna grow tall, he thought.
Yugi tried to talk to his Yami, who in turn ignored him…why? Because he was trying to make a peanut collection and was currently trying to dig out ancient peanuts from his soul room.
Meanwhile in the front of the plane with all it's huge room, Mokuba and Noa were making a huge pillow fort, so far it was beginning to look like a replica of KaibaCorp and a second one was being built to look like KaibaLand. Kaiba looked at his two brothers with pride and smirked. Beat that, mutt, I have two intelligent brothers while you have a sister who depends on you for everything.
Tristan was currently making an Origami castle. It has 5 towers and a huge moat around it. Scarily, his Origami princess looked like Serenity, and his Origami Prince looked like himself. And the Origami Jester looked strangely like Duke Devlin…
O.o
Weevil, at the cargo hold with Tristan and trying to steal Tristan's paper to feed his paper eating bug that he found in the bathroom. Weevil softly whispered to his bug and was making maniacal plans with it. We will take over the world some day my pet, we will rule with the three god cards, and then I will feed you Yugi's, Joey's, and Kaiba's deck to you, card by card.
Rex also in the cargo hold was finding various pieces of hardened gum and lint everywhere. He put them into separate piles and decided to build the ULTIMATE DINOSAUR out of lint and gum…
Finally Pegasus was back there cuddling his funny bunny plushie and singing the Barney theme song.
.-
In the back Mai was looking at her old DOOM partner, Alistair, a complete makeover!
"C'mon Alistair, it'll be fun! We can make you're hair more of a purple instead of magenta like Yugi's, then we'll manicure your nails and stuff, and change that hideous sports bra of yours!" Mai giggled.
"Please, save me…" Alistair pleaded to no one as he hid under the seat.
Of course, none of the DOOM warriors paid attention to their lil buddy Alistair, as you know, Varon was listening to Britney Spears which was now playing, I'M A SLAVE 4 U…
"Uh huh…I'm a slave for you like that…I cannot hold…I cannot control it…" Varon sang...suddenly the song abruptly ended, "Damn, no more batteries, oh well." Varon got up and opened his suitcase which was packed full of different batteries…
O.o
He inserted in four more and went back to listening.
"I'm not a girl not yet a woman! All I need is time, a moment that is mine…" Varon bobbed his head up and down…
.-
Meanwhile our Raphael was making fog buddies on the window! (For those who don't know what fog buddies are he fogs up the windows, you know by breathing on them, and then he draws little people on them with his finger) So currently he was drawing a FOG YAMI, and speaking to it.
"So pharaoh, we meet again."
"…"
"Don't you snub me! I will beat you!"
"…"
"Don't you say my Guardian's are girly!"
"…"
"GRRR…I WILL KILL YOU!" And Raphael wiped away FOG YAMI…
.-
And in front, across from Yami, Serenity was counting how many colors there were in the world…
"Let's see, Salmon, Magenta, Pink, Orange, Peach, Grapefruit, Red, Blood, Crimson, Blue, Ice, Cerulean, Green, Forest, Electric, Purple, Lavender, Lilac…"
O.o
In front of Serenity, was Ryou and Bakura. Bakura was as you know, leaning back and enjoying the works of Mozart, Chopin, Bach, Tchaikovsky, and many others. In fact, our dear tomb robber was humming!
O.o
By Bakura, Ryou was writing letters to his imaginary hamster friends. He had a list beside him.
"Let's see, Bijou, Boss, Cappy, Dexter, Hamtaro, Howdy, Jingle, Maxwell, and Oxnard are done, who else?" Ryou looked at his list, "Ahh, yes, Panda, Pashmina, Penelope, Sandy, Snoozer, and Stan. (Kudos if you know those are the hamsters from Hamtaro!)
.-
In front of Ryou and Bakura were Malik, Marik, Odion, and Isis. Malik, who was sitting behind Isis and across from Marik was currently trying to send Isis's stuff to the Shadow Realm, so far he had sent her, Jewelry, her cape, her head dress, her hair ties, and her necklace to the shadow realm. Well he brought the necklace back for himself. Now he was trying to send her dress…
O.o
Marik was sitting behind Odion, and was playing Barbie Dress Up with his BRATZ dolls…
"Oh! Yasmine! You look so beautiful!"
"You do too Jade!"
.-
Odion was in front of Marik and on his palm pilot, was secretly organizing his porno collection.
"Jenna's hot!" Odion thought…
Who would've thought?
O.o
Isis was making predictions by looking at clouds…
"Ahhh, we will land in Florida…Orlando to be exact…"
.-
Anzu, after whacking Joey, decided to go to sleep. In her sleep she was muttering a lot of really loud and weird things…
"JOEY IS A CUTE HOT STUPID HEAD!"
"TRISTAN, GET YOUR SEXY HAIR OUTTA THE WALL!"
"KAIBA! TELL YOUR VERY ATTRACTIVE MIRROR TO SHUT UP!"
"YUGI! WANNA COME OVER TO MY PLACE TONIGHT! WE'LL HAVE LOTSA FUN! I PROMISE!"
"WEEVIL! YOU GOT A SEXY PIECE OF A! COME OVER AND WE'LL HAVE A H—LA TIME!"
"REX! HOW'D YA LIKE TO BE IN MY NEXT SHOOT! I NEED A GUY SITTING WITH ME! YOU'RE THE ONLY GOOD LOOKING ONE I KNOW!"
"RYOU, C'MON OVER! YOU'RE MAH MAN! SO SEXYLICIOUS!"
"BAKURA, C'MERE YOU SEXY THEIF YOU!"
"OOO, MOKUBA, NOA, I'D LIKE FOR YOU TWO TO COME OVER AND WE'LL HAVE A FUN NIGHT…MAYBE A THREESOME?"
"MALIK, YOU…OOO…WHAT CAN I SAY? THAT SEXY PIECE OF A—AND THAT TAN!"
"MARIK…YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST AS GOOD AS YOU'RE HIKARI WITH THAT UGLY SEXY FACE OF YOUR'S…"
"ODION, YOU UGLY SEXY PIECE OF BALDNESS…YOU ARE PROBABLY THE HOTTEST GUY I KNOW…"
"YAMI, GET YOUR STARFISH HEAD HERE AND DUEL ALREADY!"
"VARON, GET YOUR SELFISH HOT SELF OVER HERE AND WE'LL MAYBE TAKE YOU TOO THE JUNKYARD WITH YOUR CRAPPY SEXY ARMOR!"
"RAPHAEL, YOU'D LOOK SOO GOOD IN A DRESS AND LONG HAIR…MATCH YOUR GUARDIANS!"
"ALISTAIR, IMAGINE YOUR HOMOSEXUAL SELF AND ME TOGETHER ON TOP OF THAT CRAP YOU CALL A MACHINE TANK!"
"MAI, YOU'RE A REAL NICE GIRL, BUT YA NEED TO STOP EATING! YOU'RE GETTING FAT!"
"SERENITY, YOU NEED TO STOP DEPENDING ON YOUR SEXY BROTHER FOR EVERYTHING!"
"ISIS, SHUT THE HELL UP WITH THE PREDICTIONS, I MEAN CAN'T YOU PREDICT ANYTHING MORE SEXY! LIKE ME ENDING UP WITH MARIK?"
"PEGASUS! FORGOT THAT A..HOLD B.TCH CYNTHIA! MOVE ON ALREADY!"
O.o o.O
"Hot, sexy? Yes! Stupid head? WTF? NO!" Jou yelled.
Tristan, Rex, Pegasus, and Weevil stomped out of the cargo hold…
"Sexy hair? Yes! THANK YOU! Pencilhead? Wanna knuckle sandwich or a club?" Tristan glared.
Kaiba, Mokuba, and Noa also came stomping back from the front of the plane.
"MAZAKI! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Kaiba roared waking Anzu up.
"I dun wanna come over to your place! And I dun wanna have underage sex!" Yugi wailed.
"I appreciate the sexy part but I do not want to lingo with you!" Weevil spat.
"Thanks for the compliment, but no thank you…" Rex said backing away…
"No, Anzu. I do not want to 'come on over' whatever that is…" Ryou scooted towards his yami.
"FINALLY! SOMEONE APPRECIATES MY SEXY THEIFNESS! But no, I do not want to come there." Bakura growled.
"Anzu, we could sue for underage molestation." Mokuba and Noa said…
"Heh heh…sexy piece of a.. you say? I do have one don't I?" Malik said admiring his butt…
"UGLY? FACE! THAT'S IT! SHADOW REALM TIME! IF I HAD THE ROD!" Marik yelled.
"Baldness? RA! WOMAN! SHUT THE F..K UP!" Odion yelled.
"S t a r f i s h h e a d ? NO! Duel? Fine!" Yami said and proceeded to beat Anzu in a duel with one move…
"Look here lass, I hate it when people diss my armor, if you like it thanks, if you don't, don't need to get b..chy about it mate!" Varon cried.
"I DO NOT PREFER TO BE A HOMO! THANK YOU!" Raphael stomped off.
"Uhh…I prefer not to fulfill your fantasy." Alistair said.
"YOU DARE CALL ME FAT! B.TCH!" Mai yelled and stormed off.
Serenity preferred to stay quiet and cry into her brother's shirt.
"I cannot predict anything that destiny holds false." Isis said.
Finally the plane landed after everyone had erupted into chaos…
Authoress Notes:
OMR! Thank you! I thought I wouldn't get reviews for this story! But instead first day I get 8! I luv you all! (Passes out plushies)
Nour aka: Morockid34 – Sorry Nour…I'm gonna bring Dukey boy in…I need him to help me…besides he needs to fight with Tristan over Serenity! I already have 3 more chapters written…so yes I will update! And I won't do anything to Malik……yet (starts cackling), I AM NOT AN ANZU BASHER! K? I don't like Tea with all her friendship crap but Anzu is much better!
Dustin Placchetti – Thank you! You think I forgot Rex and Weevil? Look again…
Seto's Princess – Lol! Fog Buddies! Good times! Yech, those cookies that TEA made suck! Thankies for the cookies…
kaibasquallsgirl07 – Thank you! Lol, I love Kaiba too (huggles Kaiba) The second is up! And I will keep up the good work as long as I get my precious reviewies! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lisa – Thank you! I will! (bows)
JACritics – Thank you!
Flame Swordsman – I love Joey/Mai also! It's such a kawaii couple! I know…the stupid train crashed, I will update…and the polarshipping might happen, after I make Varon and Joey fight over Mai a bit…of course Joey most likely will win! I'm not giving spoilers! Floridian eh? You're talking to a Native Orlandoian here!
naomi-chan – Thank you! Am I missing Tristan? Take a close look!