Shadow: My friend is so damn lazy...
Death: She is very very lazy....
Shadow: Well I guess here is Chapter 5
Death: Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha characters!!!!
=======================When Games Go Wrong==========================
Amber: I miss everything...
Brittany: It's alright, you didn't miss that much.
Inuyasha: You just missed Brittany being stalked by Naraku!!!
Amber: -stares at Naraku- You dare stalk her!! DIE!!
Brittany: Amber, down!!
Amber: But he is going to rape you!!
Naraku: -slips away-
Kagome: Ok.... Now let's play....
-intake of breath-
Inuyasha: SPIN THE BOTTLE!
Everyone: Not again!!
Inuyasha: Feh.. don't know what your missing.
Kagome: Lets play....
Amber: TRUTH OR DARE!!!
Everyone: I guess that'll do!!
-5 minutes into the game-
Sango: Hentai!!! I will not do that!!
Miroku: But where only going in the closet!!
Sango: -eye twitches- Ok Miroku we'll go in the closet..
Miroku: -jumps excitedly- REALLY!! What a dream come true!
Everybody: -Watches Miokru drag Sango into the closet-
Hiei: What da fuck, just happened?
Shadow: I think Sango has finally lost her mind.
Kagome: Can't you see there love?
Everyone: No.
-Everyone turns to look at the closet when they hear a scream-
Inside Closet: NOOO! SANGO DON'T DO THAT!!! I WANT TO HAVE A CHILD!!! AAHHH!!!
-Miroku comes running out the closet-
Sango: It's not going to hurt!!! -has a smile on her face-
Everyone: -turns to look at Kagome- Told ya so!
Kagome: Okk... Who turn wass... -doorbell rings-
Mystery Person: HULLO ANYONE HOME!!! I FORGOT THE MONEY!!
Kagome: OH NO ITS....
Inuyasha: Your mom?
Kagome: No..... ITS!!!
========================End of chapter!!!===========================
Shadow: Muwahaha!!! I'm ending it there!!!!
Death: That's wrong....
Shadow: I know....
Death: I like it!!!
Shadow: Well since I haven't updated in a while, and since Death likes the idea of me ending it here, I'm going to write some more!!
Death: YAY!! I mean WHAT?
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Kagome: Well, before I was rudely interrupted.. IT'S Eri!!!
Inuyasha: Is she hot?
Kagome: -eye twitches- I don't know why don't you answer the door and find out!
Inuyasha: I think I will.
-opening of the door a loud shreak a screaming girl asking for Kagome and a girl squealing because she thinks Kagome just got laid-
Inuyasha: Oi, bitch shutup!
Eri: So you're the abusive, no good, cheating boyfriend Kagome has told us about.
Inuyasha: I am not any of those things you just called me. In fact me and her are in love. And she is having my pup.
Eri: -mouth opens- OMG KAGOME!! YOUR PREGNANT!!!
-Everyone stares at Kagome-
Kagome: -sweat drops- I am not pregnant.
-Eri: runs downstairs- Kagome I thought you were going to wait until you got married!!!
Kagome: I am not pregnant...
Inuyasha: -coughs- Eri, I was only kidding.
Eri: -walks up to Inuyasha and smacks him- Kagome doesn't deserve you! KAGOME!! What happened to Hojo, he is such a nice guy!
Hojo: Someone call me?
Kagome: Hello, Hojo. Ummm how the hell did you get into my house?
Hojo: The door was opened
Amber: Damn freaky stalker.
Hojo: You shall never call me that again... eye twitches
Amber: STALKER! STAl-
Hojo: a-ttacks Amber- DIE!! You little evil demon!!!
Grandpa: Someone say something about a demon? -pulls out his scrolls-
Kagome: Go back to sleep...
Shadow: o.O
Sango: This is scary...
-Everyone turns to watch Hojo attack Amber-
Inuyasha: Where is the popcorn?
Kagome: Upstairs! -watches Amber bite Hojo's ear-
Sango: I never knew you could do that!
Hojo: -starts screaming and runs out of the house- I'M GOING TO TELL MY MOMMY!!
-Everyone watches him run out-
Amber: Wimp...
Kagome: Soo....
Brittany: Hey what happened to Kuwabara and that girl.... What was her name?
Shadow: Sonya?
Brittany: Yeah, that bitch!
Kagome: They went home...
Inuyasha: Really?
Sesshourmaru: Using my demon powers I already knew they went home.
Inuyasha: Then why didn't you just say that from the beginning?
Sesshourmaru: I didn't feel like it!
Inuyasha: You just didn't know.
Miroku: So.... Shall we play the game?
Kagome: Ok!!! Let's play the game!!!
Inuyasha: Sesshourmaru, Truth or Dare?
Sesshourmaru: Dare!!!
Inuyasha: I dare you to take Shadow to the closet for 10 minutes
Hiei: Say what??!?!!
Inuyasha: I meant take AMBER to the closet for 10 minutes
Sesshourmaru: Fine I will... baka..
Amber: This is a dream come true! -gets starry eyed-
Sesshoumaru: Just get in the closet.
-Everyone watches them walk into the closet-
Inuyasha: I wonder who's going to die first, Sesshoumaru or Amber?
Kagome: I say definitely Sesshoumaru!
-10 minutes pass-
Miroku: What's taking so long?
Kouga: I bet Sesshy boy is getting some!
Inuyasha: He probably is.
-10 more minutes pass-
Miroku: I say we open the door!!!
Inuyasha: All in say I!!
Everyone: I!!!
-Inuyasha opens the door and faints-
Kagome: OH MAH GAWD!!
-All the girls stare-
Kouga: CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!
-The guys turn away from disgust-
Amber: Hi you guys!! Doesn't Sesshy here look pretty!!!
-The girls stare at Sesshoumaru's face, he has on makeup and now looks like a girl-
Sesshoumaru: Help mee...
Amber: -hugs Sesshoumaru- He is my little puppy!!!
Ayame: Now I've seen everything...
-5 minutes later-
Sesshoumaru: Let's play another game...
Ayame: But we don't have any other games.
Kouga: Lets play video games!!!
Guys: I CALL FIRST!! -they all run upstairs to play video games-
Eri: I think I'll just leave now..
Kagome: BYE BYE!!!
Ayame: So... let's have girl talk!
Kagome: No thankyou...
Ayame: AWW COME ON!!!
Brittany: -slips away-
-Door bell rings-
========================To Be Continued===========================
Shadow: Ok I'm done!!! I updated and everything...
Death: So now R&R! I f you want an update!!!
Shadow: And when you review give me some game ideas!!!
Death: And who should the mystery guest be? It could be even you!!!!
Shadow: OR maybe the sexy guy from across the street? And you with him?
Death: Or maybe the sexy girl? If you're a guy!!
Shadow: Well I shall like to thank my reviewers for reviewing my story!!!!
Reviewers:
Innocent Black Flames
Lady2U
Angel-Ashley87
DaggersAngel11
karma-punk
Shadow: Those are only the reviewers from last chapter!!! xD So don't be mad if I didn't put you up!
Death: And remember, to read my other stories for more fun!!!
Shadow: And if you want a new story!! Just give me some ideas!!!
Death: Now my friend is going crazy if I don't hurry up with my ending comments!! She won't stop IMing me.
Shadow: I shall make her wait longer!!! MUWAHAHAHA!!
Death: Ok well review!!
Shadow: Death shaddup!
Death: What did I do?
Shadow: You know what you did!!!
Death: Damn PMSing bitch...
Shadow I HEARD THAT!!
5mins later
Death: I had to delete it cause some stupid person didn't edit it...
Shadow: It's not my faught!!!
Death: Well here it is!! All done!! AND R&R