By Larien
Chapter 3
The Arrival
Summary: The YuGiOh! Gang are invited to my house for the year 2005. How will they all cope, especially Seto Kaiba? Set in Florida!
Genre: Humor/Humor (For now)
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Characters: All of the YuGiOh! Gang, Me, some of my friends.
Pairings: None at the moment
Disclaimer: If only I owned Yugioh…((imagines Seto Kaiba being her faithful little slave)) /sigh/ I don't…….
Special Thanks: To Seto's Princess for beta reading this!
The YuGiOh cast stumbled out of the plane, with their bags. Everyone except Kaiba seemed to have dark bags under their eyes. Kaiba spotted a girl who was holding up a sign that said: I AM LARIEN! And was decorated with pictures of Kaiba.
Kaiba grabbed Mokuba and went over to the girl named "Larien" soon after everyone else came.
"WHAT ARE ALL THESE BAKAS DOING HERE!" Seto yelled.
"Err, you're all invited to stay at my house for a year!" Larien said.
"We're leaving!" Seto said to Mokuba and Noa.
Everyone turned on their heel to leave except for Malik, Ryou, Yugi, Mokuba, Noa, and Varon.
"C'mon big bro! PLEASE! We've never been to Florida…" Mokuba and Noa looked up with big watery eyes.
"C'mon Yami, let's stay…besides, in Florida, there's no 'Ra damned infernal snow'!" Malik, Yugi, and Ryou pleaded.
"C'mon mate, we've never been to the south, I wanna see how different it is from the Aussies! And plus, who knows how many gorgeous lasses will be here!" Varon said.
"Fine…" Everyone walked back.
Larien smirked. This was perfect. Since Larien took a taxi here, Kaiba went and bought a car, smack dab on the spot. They all piled in and went towards Larien's house. Larien directed Kaiba towards a dead end road, at the end there was a community called UNIVERSITY ACRES. Larien lived in a house at the tip of the cul-de-sac. It was a dark mint green house with a red door.
"Home sweet home!" Larien shouted as she went in.
The gang piled in and looked on at all the amazing things. The kitchen was pretty big, and it had a spotless counter except some was filled with Larien's and her parent's stuff. And a little bit of her sister's.
"Okay, my rents are gone for a loooong time, so I get this place to myself!" Larien said.
"WOOHOO!" Everyone cheered except Kaiba.
"Lemme show you to your rooms."
They all followed Larien.
"Kaiba, this is your room that you get with your brothers." Larien pointed to the huge master bedroom with a 36" flat widescreen TV, huge showering area, and connected office."
The Kaibas walked in and closed the door.
"Thanks!" Mokuba and Noa said.
"Mai, you and Anzu get to share a room." Larien pointed to a smaller room with two twin beds and a couple of dressers.
Mai and Anzu went in and started to unpack.
"DOOM Warriors, you get that room." Larien pointed to a room as big as Kaiba's almost, only a little smaller. It had a connected bathroom and a TV.
"That's my room, so no one go in! It's got 5 security codes!" Larien said.
Larien opened the door a bit to show everyone her room, it was painted blue, and had a connected bathroom, with rows of bookshelves and a computer.
"Okay, moving on, Jou, Serenity, your room." Larien said as they reached the second floor. Their room was as big as Mai's and Anzu's. Jou had one dresser and Serenity had one, there were two air mattresses and a small box for a nightstand.
"Isis, Odion, Marik, Malik. That's yours." Larien pointed to a room that was an exact replica of the DOOM WARRIORS.
"Finally Bakura, and Ryou. That's yours." Larien pointed. Ryou and Bakura's room had two twin beds and 2 dressers. There was a radio in the corner.
"What about us?" Rex, Weevil, Tristan, and Pegasus asked.
"Dudes, I did not invite you! But I have a place for you to sleep. OUTSIDE!" Larien said as she booted them and their stuff outside and locked the door.
Half an hour later, Larien had taken a shower and decided now would be a good time to give everyone the tour. She knocked on everyone's doors and told them to go to the Kitchen. 10 minutes later everyone was in the kitchen.
"Okay, lets see, we have Mokuba, Noa, Varon…" Larien said as she made sure everyone was there. "We're going on a house tour!"
(Keep in mind that my real house is only one story with a bonus room, but I made it two stories just for this.)
The first floor was made up of a Kitchen, that had a refrigerator, and all those appliances. It also had a huge family room or a den, that had a couch, a loveseat, a coffee table, to other tables, a huge TV, and a 12 in 1 game table. Right next to the Den was Kaiba's room. Next to Kaiba's Room, was a porch, which had a stove, and a pool. Larien's backyard was huge, it had a playground, a bunch of plants, and a gazebo. On the other side of the Den, there was a door to Kaiba's office, the dining room which had a 12 person table, and the living room, which had a couch and a piano. Between the living room and the dining room was the front door. Behind the kitchen was the door to the garage. In the garage was another refrigerator, a Honda Civic, and a Toyota Sienna, and many various tools, bikes, etc. By the kitchen was the breakfast area, it had a table that sat 6 people. Behind the breakfast area was a hallway. The first door was actually the staircase, across the staircase was a closet. By the staircase was a public bathroom, across from that was where the DOOM warriors slept. By the DOOM warriors was Larien's room, and across from Larien was Mai and Anzu.
"Mai, Anzu, you're sleeping in my parent's room, but I cleared out everything and stored it upstairs, so don't worry. DOOM Warriors? You're sleeping in my sister's room, I know it's green but deal with it!" Larien warned them.
Upstairs, there was first a bathroom, then by it was Jou and Serenity's room, across from Jou and Serenity was Bakura and Ryou's room, right next to Bakura and Ryou's room was Larien's personal, private study. She opened the door and lo behold, it had stacks of books, a computer, two tables, and a treatment bed. Across from Larien's study was Isis, Malik, Marik, and Odion's room, it was about as big as Kaiba's only 5 feet smaller. That had a connected bathroom to it.
"And that's my house!" Larien said happily.
Mokuba, and Noa had their eyes wide with awe.
"So this is what an ordinary person's house looks like!" Mokuba said and pulled out a camera from nowhere and began snapping pictures. Noa pulled out a video cam and began video taping every single thing he saw.
"Okay…" Larien looked weirdly at Mokuba and Noa, "No! Joey, in case you were wondering, NO SWIMMING! The pool feels like ice, and if you wanna swim, clean it!"
Joey hung his head then brightened up.
"Okay, I'll clean da pool if I can swim in it!" Joey said.
Currently it was 4:30pm, and Larien was going towards the kitchen to cook.
"ANYONE WHO WANTS TO EAT TONITE! COME HELP ME COOK!" Larien shouted.
Immediately a blonde known by the species of Wheelerpigusignus stood there. (Wheelerpigusignus means Wheeler the pig in scientific, I made it up.) Followed by Anzu, Mokuba, Noa, Raphael, Alistair, Varon, Serenity, and Mai.
"Mai, you can start up the soup by cutting vegetables, tonight we're having tofu, meat, and fishball soup. So really all you need to do is cut up the tofu and the green onions. Raphael can do the rest. Oh and please make some white rice." Larien said as she gave Mai 7 packages of soft tofu and scallions, and gave Raphael the recipe.
(Scallions, green onions, whats the difference?)
"Anzu, you and Joey are going to make the 3 vegetables dishes. One will be baby Bok Choy with mushrooms, the second will be chives and eggs, and the last will be snow peas, and bamboo. Here's the recipes, you have to do it exactly!" Larien warned.
"Alistair and Varon, you get to do the meat! 3 dishes! Since we've got a lot of people. So first is Honey BBQ Chicken, second is my mom's famous fried chicken, and last of all is duck! For the Honey BBQ Chicken all you have to do is heat up the whole bag that's in the freezer, k?" Larien said as she shoved two recipe cards to Alistair.
"Okay, finally, all that's left is Mokie and Noa. Since you two don't have any jobs and you volunteered to come anyways, you get to help me make dessert!" Larien shouted.
Mokuba and Noa cheered.
"Tonight what'll we have?"
"Chocolate Parfait!" Mokuba shouted.
"Strawberry Shortcake!" Noa exclaimed.
"How about both? Since we have so many people." Larien reasoned.
Mokuba and Noa smiled happily.
(Mokuba is going to be 11 and Noa 12 which makes Seto 16 and everyone else 16 except for Serenity who is 14 and Pegasus who will be 24.)
Larien went on the computer on the side counter in the kitchen and on to FOODTV's website. There she downloaded the recipes for Chocolate Parfait and Strawberry Shortcake. Then she printed them out. Mokuba and Noa glanced at the recipes and began fishing out ingredients. Larien then lifted up Mokuba so he could get the mixer and the baking soda.
(I DO NOT know how to make Chocolate Parfait of Strawberry Shortcake, I'm just following the recipes I found on FOODTV.)
"Okay, since Noa's is easier, let's do his first, k?" Larien said.
Mokuba and Noa nodded.
"We need first to preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Then we need to get one cup of flour, 1/8 teaspoon of baking soda, 1 and ½ teaspoons baking powder, 1 and ½ teaspoons of poppy seeds and ¼ teaspoon of salt. Sift them in the large bowl." Larien ordered as Mokuba got the ingredients, Noa measured and Larien turned on the oven.
Mokuba and Noa complied and began to sift.
"1 tablespoon of butter! Cut into small pieces, toss cold butter into the flour mixture and using clean hands, mix the butter into flour mixture until the butter pieces are the size of lentils." Larien said as she tossed the butter in.
Noa got to mix the butter since he had the idea for strawberry shortcake.
"In another bowl we need to mix ½ cup of buttermilk, ¼ of the ½ cup of honey, and the ½ teaspoon of freshly grated lemon zest until it's well blended." Larien said.
Mokuba complied and began mixing the stuff together.
"Pour the buttermilk mixture into the flour mixture and gently mix until the dough just holds together." Noa read.
Mokuba poured the buttermilk mixture into the flour mixture and started mixing.
"Separate the dough into 5 equal size balls, each of which is about ½ cup. Place each dough ball on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper. Press each ball down to form a ½ inch disk. Brush the top and sides of each disk with the egg white and lightly sprinkle the top with brown sugar." Larien read.
Of course, Mokuba and Noa had fun making the balls, whereas Noa being the more painter got to paint the cake with the egg white and Mokuba got to sprinkle the brown sugar.
"Now we gotta bake it for 6-8 minutes or until it's lightly golden, then we remove it from the heat and cool it for 10 minutes and remove the parchment paper!" Mokuba said.
While the cakes were cooking, Mokuba helped Larien find the recipe for chocolate parfait and Noa watched the cakes, sighing.
Finally after 8 minutes Larien pulled the cakes out and set them out on the counter to cool…
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Noa jumped up and tugged on Larien's shirt.
"They're cool!" Noa yelled.
Larien, Mokuba, and Noa began peeling off the paper.
"Stir ¼ honey and 1 cup of ricotta cheese in a medium bowl until well blended, then fold in strawberries." Noa read as he and Mokuba began to mix.
"Cut cakes in half horizontally." Mokuba said.
Larien proceeded to cut them.
"To assemble, brush strawberry mixture on top of the bottom of each cake, cover mixture with the top piece of cake and place another tablespoon of the mixture on top, then garnish with fresh mint sprigs." Noa read.
He and Mokuba and Larien began brushing and before long, they were done.
"It looks great guys!" Larien said then glanced at the clock, "Darn! It's 5:15, dinner's at 6! We gotta hurry with the chocolate parfait!"
"Okay, first we gotta get ummm…19 glasses!" Larien shouted.
Mokuba, Noa, and Larien scrambled around finding 19 different cocktail glasses.
"Layer the chocolate liquor with chocolate ice cream, then top it with hot fudge, whipped cream, cinnamon, cocoa powder, and cherries on top!" Mokuba shouted.
Mokuba, Larien, and Noa set off to work, and in half an hour they were done.
"Phew, I don't think I've ever done that much work, that fast in my life!" Noa said.
"Me neither!" Mokuba agreed.
"Now we hafta stick them all in the fridge!" Larien said.
So Mokuba, Noa, and Larien carried 19 glasses in the fridge and shut the door tight. Then they placed the strawberry shortcake in the outside fridge.
"DINNER TIME!" Larien shouted.
Everyone piled into the dining room except for Seto, which Mokuba and Noa had to drag in. Every settled down at the huge dining room table. Larien, Mokuba, Noa, Varon, and Raphael helped carry in all the food.
"Well, dig in!" Larien said.
The seating arrangements went like this: Larien was at the head, then Seto, Mokuba, Noa, Serenity, Mai, Anzu, Joey, Malik, Marik, Ishizu, Odion, Bakura, Ryou, Yugi, Yami, Raphael, Alistair, and Varon.
Everyone began digging in, starving from the lack of food. Surprisingly, Kaiba ate the most. He was wolfing down chicken every two seconds, shoveling food into his mouth. Even Joey watched in awe and Kaiba shoved more food down. Soon all eyes were on Kaiba and his pig-out-athon.
Kaiba realized that something wasn't right and slowly turned his head up to find 18 pairs of eyes focused on him and his food.
"What? Haven't you seen a CEO eat before?" Kaiba asked sarcastically and went back to eating as did everyone else.
Soon the delicious dinner was done, Mokuba and Noa jumped up and went over to Larien, tugging on her shirt and whispering in her ear.
She whispered something back and all three got up and disappeared.
A couple minutes later, Mokuba, Noa, and Larien came back carrying 6 glasses of chocolate parfait each, only Larien was carrying seven so they wouldn't have to make a second trip. Then they went back out and brought the strawberry shortcake in.
Everyone started to dig in when…
"WAIT! Mokuba made the chocolate parfaits so he gets first bite, Noa made the cake so he gets first dibs too!" Larien shouted.
Mokuba and Noa smiled and took their first bites then everyone dug in. Larien slowly sipped her chocolate parfait, it was darn good, no wonder Mokuba loved it. Cautiously she also took a bite of shortcake, savoring it's rich and delicious flavor.
"Mmmm…" Larien said softly.
Noa moaned, savoring his own delicious piece. Everyone was caught up in the little moans and groans of dessert. Outside, the Outcasts were listening. They leaned against the window and heard the moans, then an "Oh yeah baby!"
O.o
"They're having an orgy I tell you!" Pegasus whispered.
Mai took off her jacket and threw it somewhere.
"Clothes are flying!" Rex gasped.
Just then, Larien unwrapped a straw and threw the plastic behind her.
"Someone does protection! I saw a condom!" Weevil whispered.
Just then Larien got up.
"I forgot to take my pills!" She said referring to her medication for pain.
"She's on birth control!" Honda said.
And so, all night, the Outcasts listened to the people of the house, savoring their cake before finally going to sleep.
Authoress Notes:
Hahahaha! Pervy people! I feel so loved! Reviews are pouring in! Not that I'll ever have as many as White Angel Chan who has about 6000! But still, I feel happy! Anyways, I want to see what ships you all would like! I might bring in Rebecca later! And I will consider putting love triangles!
Polarshipping (Mai x Joey)
Cavaliershipping - (Yami/Yugi x Rebecca)
Regalshipping – (Yami/Yugi x Mai)
Revolutionshipping – (Yami/Yugi x Anzu)
Shadowshipping – (Yami/Yugi x Serenity)
Avishipping – (Yami/Yugi x Isis)
Conceitshipping – (Yami Bakura x Mai)
Dreamshipping – (Joey x Mai x Yugi)
Ninjashipping – (Jean Claude Magnum x Mai)
Arrogantshipping – (Seto x Mai) (PLEASE DON'T VOTE THIS ONE! I AM LEAVING Seto FOR MYSELF!)
Driveshipping – (Malik x Mai)
Illusionshipping - (Marik x Mai)
Vigilshipping – (Ryou x Mai)
Conceitshipping – (Bakura x Mai)
?shipping – (Jou x Anzu)
?shipping – (Mai x Varon)
Flippantshipping – (Duke x Mai)
?shipping – (Varon x Serenity)
?shipping – (Varon x Anzu)
?shipping – (Varon x Rebecca)
?shipping – (Jou x Rebecca)
?shipping - (Jou x Isis)
Relyshipping – (Jou x Serenity) (I don't do incest soo I'm not leaning towards that one)
Azureshipping – (Anzu x Kaiba) (Don't vote for Kaiba pairs! I want him!)
Spritshipping – (Yugi x Anzu x Yami)
?shipping – (Anzu x Ryou) (I'd like to say Apricotshipping but I dunno)
?shipping – (Anzu x Bakura)
Persevereshipping – (Anzu x Duke)
?shipping – (Anzu x Malik)
?shipping – (Anzu x Marik)
?shipping – (Kaiba x Isis) (No vote for Kaiba!)
?shipping – (Honda x Serenity)
?shipping – (Pegasus x Cynthia)
?shipping – (Malik x Isis) (Again I don't really like incest!)
?shipping – (Shadi x Isis)
Silentshipping – (Serenity x Seto) (Again, NO VOTE Seto! HE BE MINE!)
Review Responses:
Seto's Princess - /beams/ I know! I'm so happy!
Master-Editor - I will...aww...hope your life feels better!
Ryouko - Thank you! Thank you for the conversions!
Ryouko - I will!
Nour aka: Morockid34 - I won't!
Dustin Placchetti - Ooo...you're a Weevil fan...I'm a Seto Fan! To bash or not to bash?
Vote on pairings!