Shadow: OMG I'm backkk

Death: OMG. We're back…

Shadow: Rejoice for you have missed us!

Death: Highschool… is fun!

Shadow: Yes it is!

Death: Ok well here is Chapter… ummm… (whispers: Shadow what Chapter are we on…)

Shadow: Umm… 6?

Death: 7?

Shadow: No 6.

Death: 5?

Shadow: DAMNIT NO 6!

Death: Oh… 8…

Shadow: …. No freaking comment…

Death: Well here is Ch. 6!

Shadow….


Gay and Heavenly Moments


Kagome: -walks up stairs to answer the door- Hi… DeMaria?

DeMaria: (in a really girlish voice) Ohmigawd HI!


(Shadow: I'm so wrong…

Brittany: Lmao… He is going to kill you…

Shadow: Sadly, I know).


Kagome: Umm… Didn't you use to be a boy?

Amber: Ciara wannabe…

DeMaria: What are you talking about. I was always a girl…

Brittany: -pops out of nowhere and pulls down his/her pants- OMG A PENANA!

Kagome: Wow…

Amber: That's just scary…

DeMaria: -disappears in a puff of smoke that has weird Britney Spears music playing-

Kagome: That was… scary….

Brittany: My eyes they loved it!

Everyone: -stares at Brittany-

Amber: Is there something your not telling us?

Ayame: So Kagome, how is Inuyasha these days?

Kagome: -sweat drops- You just saw him.

Ayame: No… I mean how is he… you know…

Kagome: No I don't know…

Amber: Damnit she means how is he doing in bed!

Kagome: -falls Anime style- Ummm…. I wouldn't know.

Ayame: Liar… So Amber how is… Fluffy.

Amber: My boo is all prettyful now. Doesn't he look so pretty.

Sesshoumaru: IM NOT YOUR FUCKING BOO!

Amber: Don't lie to them. You know you love me!

Sesshoumaru: Die!

Kagome: Sit boy.

Sesshoumaru: Stupid wench do I look like Inuyasha to you?

Inuyasha: What did you call Kagome!

Sesshoumaru: What do you think I called her. Half-breed.

Inuyasha: Take that back bastard.

Sesshoumaru: Make me! Half breed. What I forgot you can't understand that word so let me spell it out for you… H-A-L-F-B-R-E-E-D!

Inuaysha: -attacks Sesshoumaru-

Sesshoumaru: -dodges and hits Inuyasha over the head with a metal baseball bat he was hiding behind him-

Kagome: Ouch…

Sesshoumaru: I always wanted to do that…

Ayame: Gay fucker…

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru is not and never will be gay.

Jaken: Sesshoumaru do you need me to do anything for you. ANYTHING at all… -winks-

Sesshoumaru: Die ugly bastard!

Jaken: I know you still love me! -disappears-

Amber: My boo is straight just like me…

Ayame: I wouldn't be so sure…

Sesshoumaru: -eye twitches-

Kouga: -skips in- What did I miss?

Kagome: Nothing… nothing at all… So let's play Seven minutes in Heaven!

Everybody: Ok!

Kagome: Now first of all everyone must draw from the magical hat who they go into the closet with.

Ayame: Me first!

Everyone: -intake of breath-

Ayame: -draws out…. Miroku-

Miroku: Oh yeah! I'm about to get me some action!

Kouga: -eye starts twitching- My turn… -draws out Sango-

Miroku: Bastard…

Sango: Don't I have a say in this!

Kagome: Nope! Me next. –draws and draws out… herself?- Wh00t! What good luck I have!

Inuyasha: That's not fair! –has just regained consciousness again-

Kagome: I said you have to go to the closet no matter who you pick. No redoes!

Inuyasha: Still not fair. My turn… -stuffs his hand in the hat and draws out Sesshoumaru- NOW YOU KNOW THIS ISN'T FAIR!

Sesshoumaru: I agree with that bastard!

Amber: Now I have no one to go in with…

Brittany: Me neither..

Amber: -stares at Brittany- OH HELL NO!

Brittany: Don't you love me?

Amber: Umm… Not like that…

Kagome: Well… the rules say no switching so… Your out of luck. Have fun!

Everyone: -groans and start muttering-

Kouga: All in favor of tying her up and locking her in the closet say I!

Everyone except Kagome: I!

Kagome: THAT ISN'T FAIR!

Random people: -tackles Kagome and ties her up and shoves her in the closet-

Kagome: OMG I'M BEING MOLESTED! WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEONE RUBBING MY BUTT!

Random voice: Sorry couldn't help it… It was in my face.

Kagome: -sweat drops-


End Chappie


Shadow: I'm so wrong…

Death: Yes you are….

Shadow: Well review and I think this will just be a never ending story….

Death: You know damn well this story has to end when people go home….

Shadow: True true… Well review because I might not be able to update for a while…

Death: It took you a few months to type this chapter out…

Shadow: Well I'll I still won't be able to update since I'm moving and no computer at the new place

Death: Anyway review! And give us more game ideas and what to do… And please leave a description!

Shadow: Also thank you to the people who reviewed the last chapter:

Zeddy200

Roe-Masume-Hukimaru

Akire

Death: Well have a nice day. And remember more reviews the better the updates.

Shadow: This one wasn't that long…. So review for updates…