Chaos in
Florida!
By Larien
Chapter 4
New
Years Eve, Pt. 1
Summary: The YuGiOh! Gang is invited to my house for the year 2005. How will they all cope, especially Seto Kaiba? Set in Florida!
Genre: Humor/Humor (For now)
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Characters: All of the YuGiOh! Gang, me, some of my friends.
Pairings: None at the moment
Disclaimer: Ugiohyea, isae otnea inemea, translation; YuGiOh! Is not mine. Nor is anything else as in the food, the songs, or the places used here
Credit: To Seto's Princess for beta reading
Note: All ITALICS are song lyrics and all BOLDS are authoress notes.
The next morning at 7am, Larien woke up and stretched, her knees were particularly feeling bad and so were her fingers. 'Musta been that ricotta cheese,' she thought as she turned the faucet on in the shower. She switched the radio on and began humming to Josh Groban's "Believe."
'Children sleeping, snow is softly falling… Dreams are calling like bells in the distance… We were dreamers not so long ago… But one by one we all had to grow up… When it seems the magic's slipped away… We find it all again on Christmas day…'
I can't believe Seto Kaiba is here! He doesn't know how many times I've worshiped him! He and his hot bod! He must workout. I mean how else is he able eat so much, never gain a pound, and still have that sexy ripped 8 pack? Larien sighed as the water ran through her hair.
'Believe in what your heart is saying… Hear the melody that's playing… There's no time to waste… There's so much to celebrate… Believe in what you feel inside… And give your dreams the wings to fly… You have everything you need… If you just believe…'
'Believe in what your heart is saying…' Larien hummed. It was past Christmas and today was New Years Eve! She had a lot to prepare! Especially for watching Dick Clark's err… Regis Philbin's Rockin' New Years Eve Countdown! It would be awesome! Cher, Sheryl Crow, Rod Stewart! Oh, Larien imagined the endless possibilities.
'Trains move quickly to their journey's end… Destinations are where we begin again… Ships go sailing far across the sea… Trusting starlight to get where they need to be… When it seems that we have lost our way… We find ourselves again on Christmas day…'
"I'm glad I prepared breakfast the night before, heat up some
bagels, make some toast, pour a little cereal, and defrost a pancake or a
waffle. Easy as pie! Because I sure can't make breakfast with these fingers,
Larien said as she tried to squeeze her fingers shut. Tomorrow was her shot day.
Finally… Larien got out of the shower and began to change into a pair of khaki's
and a long sleeved pastel blue shirt with a thin ruffled collar. She slipped on
her green Hawaiian slippers and headed out.
'Believe in what your heart
is saying… Hear the melody that's playing… There's no time to waste… There's so
much to celebrate… Believe in what you feel inside… And give your dreams the
wings to fly… You have everything you need… If you just believe… If you just
believe… If you just believe…'
Larien made her bed threw open her
curtains, and turned off the radio, humming the last few lines to herself. Then
she went out and locked her door. She was surprised to see Raphael, Seto,
Mokuba, Noa, Varon, Alistair, Marik, Bakura, Ryou, Malik, Isis, and Odion
already up. Larien bid them good morning and began rummaging around in the
fridge. She looked everywhere for the morning goods she had made but found none.
Then she saw crumbs on the floor. Leading towards…
-
-
-
-
Joey
Wheeler's ROOM!
'Just believe…'
Larien took out her pocket knife and began to pick the lock. Finally with a click it opened.
"WHEELER!" Larien roared, "YOU ATE BREAKFAST THAT WAS MEANT TO BE FOR EVERYONE!"
Larien was mad, especially when she saw dozens of bagel wrappers, waffle boxes, and cereal boxes on the floor.
"Heh heh, midnight snack?" Joey said.
Seto stood in the doorway amused at the little fight between the mutt and the host. The shouting continued and soon everyone was in the mutt's doorway. Serenity was in the bathroom and soon came out to see her brother fighting with their host.
"JOU! YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD! YOU COOK BREAKFAST EVERYDAY NO MATTER WHAT!" Larien yelled.
"Fine! Dat's alright wit me, afta all I am a pretty good cook." The Mutt said.
Larien stomped out of the room then turned back.
"YOU BETTER HAVE BREAKFAST FOR 19 PEOPLE READY IN 20 MINUTES OR ELSE YOU ARE SLEEPING IN THE FOREST TONITE!" Larien shouted.
Joey shrugged then went out to make breakfast. Serenity tugged on his shirt and he looked down. He went back into his room to put on some pants so people didn't have to see his Red Eyes kissing Flame Swordsman custom made boxers for 4. However, it was too late; Kaiba was already smirking and fingering a 5x5 inch digital camera. Noa and Mokuba held up a video cam triumphantly and all three dashed into their room, locked the door, and did who knows what, probably uploading the video and pictures onto Seto's laptop. Larien sat down in front of the TV with Mai, Anzu, and Varon. There she turned it on to the morning news. She read the highlights of the day.
House fire over in Brevard
Suspect found in Lake
County
Robbing at Fairwinds on University
House cuts
Budgets
Dow
going down, NASDAQ going up
High of 66, low of 50, tonight is clear cold and
44
Regis preparing for New Years
Nothing interesting, she thought as
she switched it to Cartoons. Currently on Disney, PB&J Otter was on.
'Stupid,' thought Larien. Nickelodeon had Blue's Clues. 'Even more stupid,'
thought Larien. Cartoon Network was playing Rurouni Kenshin. 'Booya! This is
good,' thought Larien as she saw the red haired fighting master demonstrate
fighting with an umbrella at a circus. Larien silently laughed then saw Varon
laughing at Lil Yahiko. Larien looked at his innocent blue eyes. They were so
cute, how could he have ever been in and out of at least 12 detention centers!
I mean this guy was literally the most innocent you could find! Larien squealed
in her mind and started daydreaming until she
was rudely interrupted by a
puppy barking, "BREAKFAST!" and a delicious aroma that filled the air.
Larien wasn't usually one for breakfast but this smell was delicious. Soon everyone was in the dining room and Larien was in the kitchen with a couple of others pouring milk or making coffee. Larien herself made a cappuccino for herself, savoring the delicious aroma, for Kaiba she made a cup of coffee, two teaspoons sugar, one tablespoon of cream, and 1/8 cup of milk, just how Kaiba liked it, Mokuba told her. She carried both cups to the table and sat down, Larien glanced at the food and her stomach started churning. 'French Toast? Pancakes? Waffles? Yech! I really don't like this stuff,' she thought. 'There's not even a decent bagel here!' Larien got up and stalked to the pantry, where she pulled out a box of cookies. There were chocolate covered cookies, vanilla covered cookies, oatmeal, and chocolate chip! 'Delicious!' Larien sat down, with the box of cookies beside her.
(No offense if you people like stuff like French Toast and waffles, and that stuff but I can't stand sweets in the morning so I usually eat fruit or a bagel. The only sweet thing I like in the morning is my cappuccino!)
"Great breakfast Jou, not bad… No offense, but I don't really like this stuff, it's too greasy, next time how about a bagel?" Larien complimented.
"Sure thing!" Jou said pleased.
Larien opened her box of cookies and watched the others dig into the pancakes with thick globs of syrup. She ate about 7 cookies, dunking them into her cappuccino, and then she passed 5 cookies each to Mokuba and Noa under the table. They smirked wickedly and started dunking them into their milk. Larien smiled. She closed the lid on the tin, gulped down her drink and set the cup in the dishwasher.
"Oh, I forgot, Alistair, you're on clean up duty today." Larien said, "There's a list posted on the kitchen computer and on the wall for duties, I'm going out, wanna come Mokuba, Noa?"
Mokuba and Noa practically jumped up and went out the door.
"HOLD IT!" Kaiba yelled.
They both waltzed back in.
"It's only 66 degrees out there; you need to do something about your clothes." Seto said eyeing their pajamas that were black and blue. Mokuba and Noa nodded and began belting out, "I'm too sexy for my shirt" and doing the motions.
"That is not what I meant! I meant to go change into your normal clothes and put on a jacket, then go out!" Kaiba said through gritted teeth.
Mokuba and Noa picked up their discarded pajama tops and ran to their room, slamming the door behind them, and in less then two minutes later, they came out. Mokuba was wearing his cute blue and white striped long sleeved shirt with the golden vest and blue jeans. Noa was wearing his white long sleeved shirt with aqua trim and matching pants, he had a white jacket on top. Larien was also back and was wearing a gray fleece vest. They headed out to the garage and put on their shoes.
"Cell number's on the computer! Bye!" Larien shouted.
The three headed out and began walking around the neighborhood. Larien saw her neighbor come back with a truckload full of fireworks and such.
"They have the fireworks, now we need the sparklers!" Larien whispered to Mokuba and Noa. They both eagerly nodded. "But we need to get a ride first."
Larien motioned for Mokuba and Noa to follow her. They went through her back yard and saw the outcasts still sleeping soundly in their sleeping bags, shivering. Silently, Larien laughed and opened a door right by the pool.
"C'mon, into my room." Larien whispered.
They all followed her in, and waited by the door, it was slightly ajar. The first person that walked by was Raphael. Larien, Mokuba, and Noa grabbed him and shut the door.
"WHAT THE !&) ARE YOU DOING!" Raphael shouted.
"Shush! We need you to drive us somewhere! C'mon!" the trio said before Raphael could respond.
The three snuck again out the
back door and before they could go anywhere, Larien, Mokuba, and Noa turned on
the freezing cold hose and sprayed Weevil, Pegasus,
Rex, and Tristan and
then ran laughing to the garage. When they got there, Larien whipped out the
keys to her mom's Sienna van. Raphael turned on the ignition and
they zoomed
away, while Kaiba was standing outside, motionless, blinking as his brothers and
the host girl left with who people used to consider a dangerous maniac.
At Wal-Mart, Larien, Mokuba, and Noa zoomed around and picked up every single pack of sparklers in the store, which were about 50 packs of 12 sparklers each. Larien decided that was enough and piled the stuff at the cash register. Mokuba whipped out his brother's credit card and the cashier scanned the sparklers, Larien also eyed a Playboy magazine, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Motorcycle Monthly, PEOPLE, VOGUE, In Touch, and every single issue of Archie Comics in the store, as she turned to see a whistling Raphael. Larien glared at him but smiled and packed up all the comic books in one bag and hid them. Larien herself had a little thing for comic books, and after a quick glance at the rest of the magazines, she slipped in the PEOPLE, and In Touch as well, then asked for an YM magazine and stuck it in too. So Larien, Mokuba, Noa, and Raphael, who was carrying all 50 packs of sparklers, headed back to the car, this time, Larien directed Raphael to Costco.
At the huge warehouse of Costco, Larien was waiting for the perfect opportunity to sneak in because there was a lady by the door checking Costco cards. After waiting about 15 minutes Raphael heaved a sigh, took out HIS Costco card and showed it to the lady who let them in. Feeling the warm air on their skin, Mokuba and Noa breathed a sigh of relief.
"SPARKLERS!" they yelled and began running around while Raphael examined which was the best champagne to buy. After buying out all the fireworks at Costco and using Raphael's credit card to pay for them along with 3 bottles of champagne, 5 cases of Bud Light, and Martha Stewart Living, everyone piled back into the van. Raphael sped home while, Mokuba, Noa, and Larien flipped thru magazines. Finally after 30 long minutes and 5 pit stops for "I have to go to the bathroom, I need water, I feel carsick, I wanna get off, and I'm hungry," they managed to arrive home. Also, after a long talk from Raphael on his credit card bill they managed to sneak home in time for lunch.
For lunch, Jounouchi-kun, as Anzu liked to call him, made grilled cheese sandwiches and a sub for Larien. Larien gobbled down her foot long sub in about 5 minutes and left the table, motioning for Bakura to come with her. After a few minutes, Bakura came back smirking. Then Larien made Malik come with her, and he too came back a few minutes later smirking. Everyone else, minus the DOOM warriors and the Kaiba brothers, was looking very scared. Yes, be afraid, be very afraid. Kind of like this.
"Oh dear, you've entered my world. It's a horrible sick twisted place."
So all after lunch and throughout the afternoon people were hiding throughout the house, trying as HARD as possible to avoid our dear little tomb robber and his side kick the tomb keeper. However, all was unsuccessful as they all missed watching Miracle on 34th Street, during which Larien, Mokuba, and Noa promptly started tearing towards the middle of the movie.
During the late afternoon, Mokuba, Noa, Joey, Alistair, Raphael, Varon, Kaiba, and Isis all got pushed into the kitchen to make dinner. Mokuba and Noa made dessert. This time they made a nice fluffy vanilla cake complete with frosting, and some very chocolaty brownies. The other dishes included Orange Chicken, Sesame Chicken, Carrots and Green Onions, Seaweed and White Carrots, and Chicken Soup. While the chosen people were making dinner the rest took showers. So after about 2 hours and several broken bowls later, they finally sat down to dinner.
Everyone quickly dug in and once again, Mr. Moneybags ate the most. I mean, how could anyone eat more than 5 huge bowls of chicken soup, 3 chicken legs, practically the whole bowl of carrots, half of the Orange Chicken, 1/3 of the Seaweed, and ¼ of the Sesame chicken, plus 3 bowls of rice! After that, he ate 5 pieces of cake, and 3 brownies topped with vanilla ice cream, M&Ms, and sprinkles. So, after everyone watched Seto Kaiba compete with Joey Wheeler for the title of "WHO CAN EAT THE MOST," (in which Joey lost by 7 pieces of chicken, and 1 bowl of rice), they started to clean up and watch Regis Philbin's Rockin' New Years Eve!
By then, both Malik and Bakura had disappeared back into their rooms to do something. Larien sat quietly on the couch trying not to laugh at what would be coming next. Bakura sat on the couch soon enough and behind her, Larien could sense Malik coming. As soon as they all sat down, all of a sudden there was a tap on Larien's shoulder.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" Larien tried to keep an angry face and yell.
"Any good thief must have the proper sneaking skills," Malik replied boastfully as he passed Bakura to sit down.
"Well any good thief would've realized that I've already stolen your clothes!" Bakura replied, dumping out Malik's pockets.
"HEY! GIMME THAT BACK!" Malik yelled chasing after Bakura in his boxers while the others roared laughing.
Malik blushed as everyone saw his cute little lavender boxers covered in little millennium rods and phrases that said such as: "KILL THE PHAROAH, ALL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!"
Bakura was flipping through the contents of Malik's wallet and so far found a couple of baby pictures, a nice shot of Malik in a tux, one of him in an Egyptian style skirt topless, and some shots of Ishizu and Odion. There was also a house key, 50 dollars which Bakura pocketed, and some odds and ends such as a paper clip and a smiley face eraser. Bakura picked through Malik's pockets and found a stuck together hardened piece of gum, lint, another two dollars which he also stole, and a motorcycle key which Bakura "borrowed". That was all. Bakura tossed Malik back his clothes which Malik quickly put on and sat back down.
Soon the chaos died down and they went back to watching Regis on TV. It soon tuned into Cher singing. All the girls got up and started dancing to her song, even the exchange ones.
Larien quietly sat there idly lip synching to the song. It soon changed to Rod Stewart, and then to Britney Spears. This time it was Varon who was singing.
Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like
you
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm fallin'
Varon belted out the first few lines very nicely and started dancing with Britney and swinging his hips, in which Yami soon joined in. Perhaps they were drunk? But they hadn't had any beer. After a while, Mokuba found himself dancing too. Varon was still singing. Somehow, miraculously the Pharaoh changed into a white muscle shirt and white pants to match Britney, and Varon somehow did too.
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me
it
You're dangerous
I'm lovin' it
Mai went up and joined to became
Britney as the airline stewardess. She had that skimpy outfit and the hair.
Plus, she turned Varon into the freaky old pervert. Jou, of course was getting
freaked out, very freaked. In fact he was so freaked that he just about wanted
to kill Mr. Varon right now. So Varon was dressed up in a very stupid looking
gray business suit and wearing a mask that made him look old and deranged and
bald. Bakura, Marik, Malik, Yami, Alistair, Raphael, and Mokuba were acting as
back up dancers and Mai had just taken over the singing. (The authoress has
forced the dancers to join, coughRaphaelAlistairBakuracough) The dancers were
currently wearing white muscle shirts and white pants and Mokuba and Noa were
now other airline stewards.
Too high
Can't come down
Losing my
head
Spinning 'round and 'round
Do you feel me now
Yami zapped the room with his shadow magic and suddenly it became all dark and the lights turned on; it became smoky with the fog machine. You could see the back drop was an airplane and there was a door to the right. Larien guessed that was the bathroom where Mai went to make out with Varon at the end of the song. Larien could see a huge screen in the back with the real Britney Spears and her back up dancers. Every one seemed to be dancing perfectly in synch with every thing. Yami looked perfectly handsome in that white muscle shirt. Larien squealed in her mind. She turned and saw Anzu staring dreamily at Yami and Yugi staring dreamily at Anzu. Larien sighed. She was gonna have a hella time playing match maker this year.
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm
slipping under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to
you
Larien then saw Joey giving Varon the evil eye. Out the window she spotted Tristan giving Serenity the googly bug eyes. Larien rolled her eyes as she went to give Tristan the loser signal and shut the blinds. Then she grabbed a can of lemonade and returned to her seat. Larien quietly motioned for Bakura to come here, held out five dollars, pointed to Kaiba, nodded, and smiled. In a couple of seconds, Bakura was back holding out Kaiba's digital video recorder. Larien shoved the five dollars towards him and started taping Mokuba and Noa. Aww, they were so cute!
Don't you know
that you're toxic
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're
toxic
Unbeknownst to Larien she was seemingly scotching closer to Seto
Kaiba. Everyone was actually scotching closer to their sweeties except for the
people whose crushes were dancing. Yugi was moving closer to Anzu, Malik and
Ryou were also moving closer to Anzu. Anzu was desperately trying to locate
Yami. Sigh. Young love, the climax was getting near as Larien searched for a
hint when Mai was going to pull Varon into the
bathroom.
It's getting
late
To give you up
I took a sip
From my devil's cup
Slowly
It's
taking over me
Nope, no hint. Larien looked over and found Serenity looking towards the window, gazing
longingly for her pencil haired lover, her beautiful stick haired unicorn
related lover, Tristan. Alas, he was no where to be found as Serenity leapt off
the cliff and into the murky waters below, she called helplessly, hoping to be
rescued by him, and alas there was
no- (Oops! Wrong story!) But still, Serenity walked zombie like to the window and peered through the blinds,
outside Tristan was dressed medieval style, with high puffy pants, a collared shirt, a trimmed
hat with a purple feather sticking out, and a guitar, with a rose in his mouth.
He was currently playing very badly, and singing Senorita by Justin Timberlake,
the words came muffled because of his rose. It sounded like mff mfph mfog but
Serenity was still star struck. Larien walked out angrily, smashed the rose, and
banged the guitar over Tristan's head. BAM BAM! Tristan sprouted little dizzy
eyes and fell unconscious like so: Xx. Kaiba smirked and went back to watching
the little music video.
Too high
Can't come down
It's in the
air
And it's all around
Can you feel me now
Mai was currently walking around in strappy platforms with her stewardess hat on sideways. Larien had to admit, Mai looked good in literally everything, including that stupid outfit. She danced sultry and everyone, including Yami was glued to her. Varon, especially, you should see his face. It had a huge blush and a nice little twinkle in his eye. Larien looked over at Seto to see no expression whatsoever on his face. 'That guy needs some excitement,' Larien thought. A big time excitement, that's why we're going to Disney on Valentine's Day! Larien blushed inwardly thinking about her huge crush on Seto Kaiba, her growing shrine of pictures, and her daily devotion. Oh if only he would see the huge website she had on xanga, the 5291993 pictures she had of him, and the thoughts words couldn't express. Back on topic, Mai was getting close to the climax of the song.
With a taste of your lips
I'm
on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison
paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
And I
love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic
She pulled Varon into the bathroom which Yami instantly transformed into a huge public area, so now the backdrop was a bathroom, an airline bathroom to be exact. She pulled him close and started making out with him. Larien saw Jou's face turn red, the smoke coming out of his ears, the stress marks widening until Mai winked at him, and his anger seemed to die down a bit.
Don't you know that you're toxic
Mai went back to kissing Varon and Jou's anger built up again. Yugi was already having a hard time holding him back, and now, Yugi himself had decided to go up and dance with the others! So, now it was Anzu, Serenity, and Marik holding Jou back, which wasn't bad, considering that Marik had the millennium rod, cough cough.
With a taste of your lips
I'm on a
ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of a poison
paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic
Mai
pulled of Varon's mask to reveal a quite flushed and handsome Varon, him and his
sexy self. Yami himself, with magic, took the suit away, and now he was once
again wearing his white muscle shirt and white pants. It was beautiful… hot
actually… very hot… burning I should say… as hot as Jou's face was right now… as
hot and the night as
still young. It was still young.
Intoxicate me
now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready
now
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready
now
Finally the song died down and Mai pulled away, Yami changed everything back, and they all returned to their seats but this was just the beginning of a loooong night.
Authoress Notes:
I've got soo many reviews! (Does little happy dance) Yea! I got one for Spiritshipping (YugixAnzuxYami) Keep voting!
Nour aka: Morockid34 - Hahahaha! Lol, I know ain't he? Can you still go on Yahoo IM?
Dustin Placchetti - I meant should I bash Weevil? Cuz I don't like him, but you do!
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