Shadow: Yes I'm finally updating. What is this chapter….. 7?

Death: I think it is!

Shadow: Oh boy it is!

Death: Sorry for that long ass wait!

Shadow: Yes very sorry.

Death: But wait we have an excuse. See… umm… we moved so we didn't have a computer

Shadow: Therefore we couldn't update.

Death: But yea, without further waiting here is CHAPTER SEVEN!


Dancing and Prancing and Some Stuff Inbetween

Kagome: Can someone untie me…. PLEASE!

Miroku: Not until I get a few feels in

Inuyasha: What did you say hentai!

Miroku: Nothing…. –backs away slowly-

Kagome: Now that, that interesting convo is over…. CAN SOMEONE UNTIE ME DAMNIT!

Inuyasha: I rather prefer you tied up.

Kagome: I swear if you don't untie me I'm gonna say the S word.

Inuyasha: -sweat drops- FOR CRYING OUT LOUD SOMEONE UNTIE HER!

-5 mins later-

Sango: Let's have a dance contest!

Miroku: YES DANCE CONTEST!

Sango: Wait…. Let's tie Miroku up before it starts.

Girls: -cheers-

Miroku: -sweat drops- But lady Sango I promise not to try anything.

Sango: You said that 5 minutes ago before you groped me.

Miroku: Please! I JUST WANNA DANCE!

Sango: Fine but dance over there! -points to the other side of the room- Away from me

Miroku: Sango you wound my heart

Sango: You act like I know what that means!

Kouga: You ever notice they fight like a married couple?

Everyone: Yeah we have...

Sango: -turns red- WE DO NOT FIGHT LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE!

Miroku: Is it so hard as to marry me? -looks like he wants to cry-

Sango: You know I didn't mean it like that.

Miroku: Then give me a hug!

Sango: -stares at him for a second before giving him one- HENTAI!

Miroku: I didn't do anything for once!

Sango: Sorry reflex.

Inuyasha: Now lets start the dance...

-Doorbell rings-

Kagome:I got it! -runs upstairs- Oh, Britney and Sabrina. Hi!

Britney: Hi! -smiles-

Sabrina- Hi.

Kagome: The party is downstairs!

Inuyasha- Now dance contest!

Ayame: Me first! -puts on Beyonce: Check On It- Come on Kouga!

-Kouga and Ayame dance a... interesting dance...-

Inuyasha: Is it just me or does my big toe dance better than them?

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru finds that comment funny.

Inuyasha: Shutup Fluffly.

Sesshoumaru: This Sesshoumaru doesn't answer to that name

Amber: I know he answers to Lord Fluffles

Sesshoumaru: Yes I answer to Lo... Damnit... Don't make me kill you...

Britney- lets bust out wit dem moves!

Everybody: -stares at Britney-

Kouga: Ever notice how she never stops smiling?

Ayame: Yea...

Sango: It's kinda... scary...

Miroku: Kinda? I think its hot!

Sango: -throws a book at his head- Letch...

Miroku: Sango you know you secretly love me!

Sango: How about... HELL TO THE NO!

Kagome: Notice this is turning to a one-sided conversation

Shadow: Yep...

Kagome: OMG, where did you come from

Hiei: Don't worry about it...

Amber: Noticed that Britney is still smiling...

-Everyone stares at Britney who stares back STILL smiling-

Britney: I just like to smile...

Amber: Sureeee... and I like to... nevermind... I realize I do like to do that...

Sabrina: Hey you guys lets sing... -sings some random song-

Brent: HI YOU GUYS!

Brittany: HI BRENT!

Shadow: I still wonder how she knew his name...

Sabrina: Let's all stare accusingly at Brittany.

Brittany: I be pimpin all over the worldddd

DeMario: How the fuck did I get here?

Brittany: How does he do that? He appears out of nowhere!

DeMario: I'm just special like that!

Death: Right... Keep thinking that and see how far in life you get...

Shadow: Man... this is gonna be funny...

DeMario: Tryin to say I'm not special?

Death: Oh, you meant special?

Shadow: Yea Death he meant special as in special ed.

Death: Bit...

Shadow: Don't even say it.. (a/n: man I just put him down...)

Death: Hey let's go back to that dance contest and have Brittany and Demario go next. -grins evily-

Shadow: Yeah, I got the music! -puts in Shake by the Ying Yang Twins-

-Everyone watches them dance then they turn away in disgust-

Kagome: OMG PUT THAT AWAY!

Amber: MY EYES THEY BLEED! -cries-

DeMario: What did we do?

Shadow: Hey DeMario... your boring...

DeMario: Shut up.

Brittany: Don't talk about my man like that.

Shadow: Shush before I kick your ass.

Brittany: -sad face- Ok...

Kagome: This dance contest be boring...

Shadow: New thing!

Death: So Brittany...

Brittany: What? -takes out a knife-

Death: Nothing...

DeMario: Thats my girl!

Brittany: I love it when...

Naraku: -appears out of no where- You tryin to steal my girl!

DeMario: Naw, this is my girl!

Naraku: Punk let's take this outside!

DeMario: Fine you damn monkey!

Brittany: But I like monkeys...

Naraku: You hear that she likes monkeys!

Brittany: -coughs- NEW SUBJECT!

DeMario: No new subject. I'm gonna show him who's boss!

Naraku: Bring it!

TO BE CONTINUED


Shadow: There is chapter 7. Hoped you liked!

Death: Who do you think will win the fight? Cast your votes now!

Shadow: And the reason it takes me so long is because I don't have support!

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