Chaos in Florida!
By Larien
Chapter 5
New Years Eve, Pt. 2
Summary: The YuGiOh! Gang are invited to my house for the year 2005. How will they all cope, especially Seto Kaiba? Set in Florida!
Genre: Humor/Humor (For now)
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Characters: All of the YuGiOh! Gang, Me, some of my friends.
Pairings: None at the moment
Disclaimer: Me no ownies YuGiOh!
Credit: To Seto's Princess for beta reading
After Toxic was over everyone mysteriously changed back into their regular clothes as the New Years Program continued. Suddenly Yami jumped up, produced a microphone and began talking like Regis…
"Hey hey! I have an idea! Why don't we make our own new years show?" Mokuba jumped up and down.
Everyone looked at each other and nodded.
"Next song will be I Just Can't Wait To Be King!" Noa shouted out, "Staring Yugi and Yami as the Simba and Anzu and Serenity as Nala!"
"I want Malik and Bakura to be the guards!" Larien shouted.
"Aww…why us?" They pouted.
Larien shoved them aside and told them something which seemed to perk them up…a lot. Okay, we're getting scary again…
Bakura took something from Larien that was small and rectangular and gave it to Malik, then he took another one for himself.
I'm gonna be a mighty king
So enemies beware!
Yami started off with his deep bass, jumping on top of Marik and Ryou, then Yugi followed in his lighter bass and joined in jumping on top of Noa…Bakura and Malik growled fingering the item in their pockets and producing it, they crawled up slowly behind Yami and Yugi, they flicked the rectangular boxes and a small light produced, it was a lighter. (If you didn't know it was a lighter…sigh) Bakura slowly lighted a bit of Yami's hair, and Malik did the same to Yugi.
Well, I've never seen a king of beasts
With quite so little hair
By this time, Yugi and Yami only had a bit of hair left, perhaps a smudge of the golden part and the black part. The rest was gone…Yami felt his head get really hot, and reached up to touch it…only to find that it was being eaten by fire and so was his aibou's hair, while Bakura and Malik were rolling on the floor…Yami mentally growled before screaming, HELP! The song abruptly stopped and everyone stared at the Pharaoh and his mini me trying to put out their orange and fading black and gold hair…it was quite a sight. The pharaoh was dancing around to what looked like an Irish jig. His mini me was somehow jumping to the Mexican hat dance. It went on like this for quite awhile until finally Jou had enough common sense to get a bucket of water and set the fire out. Bakura, Malik, and Kaiba were proudly smirking and holding up digital video recorders.
I'm gonna be the mane event
Like no king was before
I'm brushing up on looking down
I'm working on my ROAR
Finally the two burned out tri colored people decided to sing again, and Yami unsuccessfully tried to roar, which instead came out…rOeow…Yugi's was more impressive which came out, ROAR! Everyone stared at the small hikari in surprise as he just shrugged his shoulders and continued singing.
Thus far, a rather uninspiring thing
Yami recovering from losing his pride, dignity, and hair was now singing in a deep baritone, to make up for it, hoping to regain his pride. At least his deck hadn't been burnt, speaking of which…where was his deck? Yami felt in his pocket…oh no! It wasn't there! He ransacked them, dumping out half eaten packs of gum, dozens of blackmail pictures, and his used to be wallet which Bakura conveniently snatched.
"Looking for this pharaoh?" Malik asked holding up 52 cards that occupied Yami's deck. On top was Kuriboh. Yami gasped reaching for his deck…Malik held up a lighter then took out Kuriboh, and held the bright flame up to the edge of the card.
"LITTLE FLUFF!" Yami yelled over the rest of the singing voices.
Heads turned as Kuriboh was being burnt. Yami snatched up "Little Fluff" and began putting out the flames, only to find that the edges were charred and had ashes falling. Yami mentally growled.
Just then Malik held up Spell Binding Circle, then Bakura held his lighter to it…
"NO! BINDY!" Yugi yelled realizing what was happening.
Larien smirked in amusement, then panicked realizing she forgot to tape it for her friends! NO! But then smiled as she remembered her hidden security cams everywhere.
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
(You've rather a long way to go, young master, if you think...)
Heh heh, Bindy was now gone, dumped into a pile of ashes. Now it was Gaia's turn…evilly Seto Kaiba held up Gaia the Fierce Knight, then took out his laser. (Ooo, shiny light…) Yami and Yugi looked on, eyes wide like so: O.O, O.o, o.O, X.x as Seto Kaiba traced the light among Gaia's face, and his horses face. There it stood now, a decapitated Gaia the Fierce Knight, not so fierce anymore…Seto Kaiba grinned evilly…Yami and Yugi sobbed fierce anime tears, yelling something along the lines of KNIGHTY! And HORSEY!
No one saying do this
(Now when I said that, I -)
No one saying be there
(What I meant was...)
No one saying stop that
(Look, what you don't realize...)
No one saying see here
(Now see here!)
And finally…Dark Magician…it was PAYBACK TIME! Kaiba eagerly produced the two dark magicians that Yugi had…and with a laser and lighter…kapow! They were gone before Yami and Yugi even had a chance to yell…DARKY! And DARKY II! Hahaha, evilness, ahh it felt soo good…didn't it?
Free to run around all day
(Well, that's definitely out...)
Free to do it all my way!
"AND NOW I AM KING!" Bakura yelled as he jumped on top of Yugi and Yami who were desperately gathering ashes of duel monsters…
"No you aren't! I AM!" Marik and Malik yelled as they jumped on Bakura…
"No way in hell!" Ryou yelled, "After all you put me thru I should be king!" Ryou jumped on top of the Egyptians and proceeded to sing very un-Ryou likeness…
"NO WAY! I should be crowned King!" Kaiba yelled as his brothers backed him…
I think it's time that you and I
Arranged a heart to heart
Mokuba was now eating a pack of skittles very happily while Noa was stealing some every now and then…Mai was paying no attention at all because she was manicuring her nails, Serenity's eyes were shining because of the fact that her big bro had just saved Yami and Yugi…her second most loved heroes…and Isis was currently trying to go to her happy place…you know the place with all the smiley faces that you go to when you desperately want to kill someone…Larien on top of it all was staring dreamily at Kaiba…
Kings don't need advice
From little hornbills for a start
Yami now recovered was giving everyone advice on how to act ROYAL…
"Don't tilt your head so much Ryou! Back straight Tomb Robber! Hands High Ishtar!" Yami yelled waving his hands…
"SHUT UP BASTARD!" All the kings yelled…
If this is where the monarchy is headed
Count me out!
Out of service, out of Africa
I wouldn't hang about
This child is getting wildly out of wing
Yami sighed and went back to whimpering in the corner…curling up in a fetal position with Yugi who was hugging his Dark Magician plushie…all of a sudden a loud…DOING! Was heard…it was Larien's AIM message box…Larien scanned it over and turned on the TV…Duke Devlin…he was on TV…in NYC…partying to Shakira…bopping his head up and down…
"Told ya Shakira was hotter man!" Jou said as he nudged Yugi…
"Nu uh! Britney is hotter!" Yugi yelled back…
"NO WAY! Christina is the hottest!" Yami cut in…
"Are you kidding! Aaliyah is MUCH HOTTER!" Bakura added.
"NO DAMN WAY! Larien is the hottest!" Kaiba yelled…
Larien blushed…had he just said that? Kaiba inwardly cringed…he soo did not say that right? Right? Oh well…he did…
The room stopped…silence filled the air until…
"ALICIA KEYS IS THE BEST!" Ryou yelled…
And it continued…
"HELL NO! Err…Gwen Stefani is the BEST!" Marik yelled…
And thus the song was forgotten…all turned to arguing…
"NO DAMN WAY! SPICE GIRLS RULE!" Malik yelled…
And then the girls joined…
"Steven Curtis Chapman!" Larien yelled, "And Kaiba…" she whispered under her breath only loud enough for the person next to her to hear…which conviently happened to be Kaiba…
Kaiba inwardly blushed…(OMR! HE'S GETTING SOOO OOC!)
"NELLY!" Mai yelled…
"50 CENT!" Serenity randomly called…
"TIM MCGRAW!" Anzu blurted…
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Everywhere you look I'm
Standing in the spotlight!
And thus it continued…about the hottest singer…and would it end?
Not yet!
So thus it happened…Matt stepped through the door…
"How'd you get in?" Larien asked.
"Spare key…" He replied casually.
"Oh…"
(Matt's a friend of mine…)
"Watcha doing?"
"Arguing over which singer is the hottest…"
"Is that all you do? It's actually becoming stupid…"
"Well not to me…and especially not to these Japanese Exchange Students…anime Matt…anime…"
"ANIME!" And thus Matt freaked out…he hated anime…
"Settle it for us…which is hotter? Shakira, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Aaliyah, me, Alicia Keys, Gwen Stefani, Spice Girls, Tim McGraw, Nelly, 50 Cent, or Steven Curtis Chapman?"
"Err…Spice Girls cuz there's more than one girl to get hott about, and Steven Curtis Chapman cuz he's a Christian singer…" Matt said…
"HA!" Malik yelled standing up triumphantly…
"Ha! Yourself!" Larien yelled back…
"So…whatcha doing for New Years?" Matt asked casually…
"We were watching the countdown, then we decided to do our own, which erupted into chaos, and after it turns New Years we're gonna do fire works…"
"Oh…"
"Yea…"
Let every creature go for broke and sing
Let's hear it in the herd and on the wing
It's gonna be King Simba's finest fling
"What's with the music?"
"That? Hold on…"
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't wait to be king!
Oh, I just can't waaaaaaaaaaaaait ... to be king!
Larien proceeded to shut off the music…
"Anyways, here's your pic back…gotta go…Happy New Years…" Matt said as he handed Larien a picture and left.
(That…was…random)
And it stopped…madness…it stopped…as everyone turned their attention to the countdown…it was quiet…on screen…
10
9
8
7
The chanting began
6
5
4
3
2
1
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
And the chaos started again…
Malik erupted into a whoop…Bakura actually smiled…Mokie munched on Skittles, Noa stared in disbelief…so this was American New Years…yes it was…then Larien noticed…where was the DOOM gang? She peeked into the garage…there they were…with fire works, setting up the party.
Larien took out a lighter and pushed everyone outside…and then she lit it…the first fire work of New Years Day…
Authoress Notes:
Bloody sorry that took so long but yes…it'll be better soon…heh heh…funny wasn't it?
Suspenseful too I might add…
Review Responses:
Seto's Princess – Toxic…cuz I felt like it…you know Varon…plane trip…that whole thing
Dustin Placchetti – Thank you…I know…I'm itching for Kaiba…lol
Nour aka: Morockid34 – Check out the CB on FLVA…posted an invite for you…thank you!
Lisa – No…the description on the first floor is real the second is made up cuz I don't have a second floor…thank you!