Chaos in Florida!
By Larien
Chapter 6
New Years Day
Summary: The YuGiOh! Gang are invited to my house for the year 2005. How will they all cope, especially Seto Kaiba? Set in Florida!
Genre: Humor/Humor (For now)
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Characters: All of the YuGiOh! Gang, Me, some of my friends.
Pairings: None at the moment
Disclaimer: Me no ownies YuGiOh!
Credit: To Seto's Princess for beta reading
It was 12 am on New Years Day and so far Larien had succeeded into dragging everyone outside to light fireworks and play with sparklers. Somehow Larien seemed sugar high along with Mokuba and Noa…koffskittleskoff…anyways back to the point, Larien threw everyone a lighter and gave Mokuba and Noa the long handled ones so they wouldn't get burnt, Yugi and Yami and matches, and everyone else had cigarette lighters…(I wonder why I gave Yugi and Yami matches…hackhackkoff) Anyways, the DOOM gang had put out tons of fireworks in a row and stuff and then they were light…exploding with screechy sounds, sonic booms, bangs and pretty colors…yes…pretty colors! Pretty soon fireworks were exploding all around the neighborhood, littering the place with plastic…and half burnt matches. Mokuba ripped open a bag of sparklers and proceeded to light 2 waving them around with maniacal like laughter…be scared, very scared. By this time the sugar high was reaching it's peak so Mokuba was extremely hyper. Larien joined Mokuba in throwing sparklers around as everyone remained a safe distance away…by safe I mean 10 feet away from them at all times. The fireworks were dwindling, the sparklers almost gone, and it was getting close to 3am…in the morning…what everyone needed now was sleep, deep blissful sleep…fortunately, that's exactly what happened. As people started falling asleep on lawn chairs…the elders picked them up one by one and carried them in…Raphael slung Varon and Alistair over his shoulders and retreated to their room, Isis picked up Malik while Odion picked up Marik by his feet…so it naturally looked like Marik was some poor animal about to go to the slaughter house…Seto picked up Mokuba and Noa gently and went inside. Joey the same to Serenity, Yami to Yugi, and surprisingly, Bakura with Ryou…Larien forced herself back up and sauntered into the house…desperate to get under covers and fall asleep for an eternity…Anzu and Mai trailing slowly behind…
Saturday morning came quickly…though no one woke until 9am…considering that was early due to the fact most had gone to sleep at 3am the night before. Joey as always was the first one up making breakfast…reluctantly today, of course everyone could see why. I mean who wants to make breakfast when you went to sleep at 3am the night before? So naturally Larien had to be nice and chip in.
"Hey Jou, why don't you rest today, we can order from Panera Bread down the street…and make Raphael go get the goods…" Larien ordered.
Jou nodded in quick agreement.
So pretty soon Larien had organized 16 people in the living room to order up.
"Everyone gets to pick one or two things of what they want for breakfast. Drinks we can get at home…got it?" Larien handed everyone a menu.
And so everyone ordered.
Larien – Cream Cheese Danish
Seto – Cinnamon Roll
Mokuba – Chocolate Croissant
Noa – Strawberry Jelly Danish
Mai – Low Fat Bagel with Cream Cheese
Anzu – Low fat Blueberry Muffin
Isis – Cinnamon Bun with Icing
Malik – Chocolate Muffin
Marik – Strawberry and Cheese Croissant
Odion – Low Fat Bagel with Margarine
Joey – Cream Cheese Bagel, Chocolate Croissant, Cherry Danish
Serenity – Plain Bagel
Raphael – 2 Blueberry Waffles
Varon – Chocolate Muffin
Alistair – Strawberry Muffin
Yami – Bacon Cheddar Omelet
Yugi – Sausage Omelet
Larien called and placed the order then ordered Raphael and Alistair out the door…and onto their motorcycles in 50 degree weather…considering it perfectly "fine" out there and declaring it was a "beautiful" day to be riding a motorcycle in sleevless muscle shirts and belly shirts…
Soon after Raphael and Alistair returned, the tips of Raphael and Alistair's hair were covered in tiny little icicles while Raphael's sideburns were just beginning to melt off their ice…Varon gave them a welcoming smirk and returned to the dining room table while Larien tossed out 4 frozen waffles to the outcasts…who without a look just gulped them down…with out defrosting them.
Everyone soon settled down in front of the TV to eat instead of the usual dining room. Why the TV? Two words: Rose Parade. It was warm up time for the parade and seeing how people made the beautiful floats. Naturally it was an awe for the Japanese students, minus Kaiba. Kaiba had an unamused expression on his face while Mokuba and Noa, hyper from breakfast, where bouncing up and down like little kids clapping at the beautiful floats. Pretty soon Larien was anxious to see the Rose Queen…while Mai and Anzu were commenting on the floats…the attention turned to the Royal Rose Court…Anzu and Mai stared in awe while Larien looked on…
It was very interesting indeed, the whole grand marshal thing and all…Larien was especially excited…from the fact it was 2005…a whole 'nother year! The parade passed quickly…and noon was upon…this time however Larien herself went into the kitchen and made food…with a little help from the younger Kaiba's…okay…a big help from the younger Kaiba's…they were always so sweet! For lunch Larien decided simple…subs would do the trick…as always…until Malik walked into the room.
"Ugh! Can't you eat anything else but subs for a week? I mean every week…once a day you eat a sub…" Malik muttered.
"You're talking! You haven't even been here a week!" Larien yelled.
"Well…at least load mine with meat…I can't take all the rabbit food." Malik muttered.
"Says you Egyptian boy." Larien shot back as she proceeded to do the exact opposite…load Malik's sub with all the vegetables she could find.
Meanwhile everyone else was playing GameCube ® in Larien's living room on the hi-def TV. So far Yami was kicking butt and Kaiba was coming in close second in SuperSmashBros Melee ©…Yami was playing the all common Mario while Kaiba was playing Link, Yugi decided upon playing Princess Peach, and Varon was doing Marth. Mai was already in line for Zelda next and Anzu for Blue Kirby, Joey had dibs on the Ice Breakers, and Serenity surprisingly on Bowser. Larien had dibs on Dark Link, while Mokuba and Noa wanted Roy and Luigi…Raphael wanted Yoshi, and Alistair wanted pink Kirby…interesting…
And so it all leads down to this…
Mario whooping Link's butt…
Now Link whooping Mario's…
250 percent damage each…
TIME!
And Link won!
"NO! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?" Yami shouted.
Yugi patted his wailing Yami on the back and suggested teams…
Larien gave up watching the next which was Yami and Yugi vs. Bakura and Ryou or Mario and Princess Peach vs. Samus and Fox, and all the more interesting, Larien made it 3 lives each with only bombs dropping on max. Pretty soon Larien had all the subs in the living room and everyone except for those playing were eating and watching the heated battle, all had one life left, who would be the first to go down? Yugi…tripped, held up his protection bubble up too long, which made him drunk and an easy target, so he naturally became first to die. Next was Ryou, because when Ryou pushed Yugi over the edge of the Starcraft he himself had fallen too.
(Gomen nesai if this is confusing you all, but I think that most people know what I'm talking about in the GameCube ® game SuperSmashBrosMelee ©)
It was ancient rivalry again, thief vs. Pharaoh…except now in video games…calculation of 75 percent damage on the pharaoh and 80 percent on the thief, most people were hoping that Bakura would win, because all were tired of seeing the "oh so great game king" win…again and again…
Just then Bakura won and Yami threw down his controller in frustration…the controller came in contact with the table…which caused the table to shake which made the things decorating it shake…and that was an old clay plate…Larien and Seto at the same time reached out to catch it as it fell and…
CRASH!
Broke…
A bright light emitted from the plate hitting both Larien and Seto who were nearest to the plate…for a moment it was there then it was gone…
"Huh? Why am I staring at me?" Larien asked…
"Why the hell am I staring at a fucking image of myself?" Seto asked.
"Apparently you two have switched bodies…" Ishizu filled in for them…
"Aww man! That's right, that plate had an ancient curse from China…this must be the curse!" Larien pouted…or actually Larien in the body of Seto pouted…
See right now Larien was in Seto's body so she had his voice…and Seto was in Larien's body and he had her voice…
"Damn it all!" Seto said…
"Great…now I have a male sexual reproductive organ that belongs to Seto…" Larien muttered…
Mokuba cracked up…
"Hahahaha…now you can experience the traumatizing thing of PMS Seto!"
"Shut up!" Seto and Larien said at the same time.
Mokuba backed off…
"Sorry kiddo, it's the whole time of the month thing right now…" Larien muttered…
"You mean I have to go thru…that!" Seto yelled.
"Calm down…I'll find away to reverse it…" Larien stated.
"You'd better."
Everyone stared at them…
"Forget I said anything…" Larien said…
And they all went back to playing their games…while leaving Larien and Seto to figure out a solution to this messed up problem…
After about three hours Larien gave up…
"UGH! Forget it! I am soo not looking through this damn plate again! I'm going to take a shower…" Larien said and stalked off…bad idea…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
In an instant the whole YuGiOh! Gang was at Larien's bedroom door…
"Err…nothing's wrong!" Larien mumbled from the other side.
"Okay…if you say so kiddo." Mai said.
"I'm fine!" Larien said.
They all went back to playing GameCube, only this time, Mokuba was playing StarFox, while everyone else was watching and Bakura was reading Larien's cheat book.
At Larien's bedroom she was trying to calm herself down.
Okay…now don't panic…just…err…I CAN'T TAKE A DARN SHOWER UNTIL THIS IS REVERSED!
Larien wailed…this was too much, she wanted to see Seto naked, but she didn't want to see him naked while she herself was in his body. She wanted see him naked when she was in her own body and he in his! And she didn't want to see his reproductive organ right now…
Meanwhile Seto was also in his own room…trying to calm himself down…from seeing a girl's body…completely…
Calm down…just calm down…AGH!
Sucks to be them huh? Not really, as a matter of fact the authoress is semi drooling at the thought of seeing Seto's naked body…she's just not drooling over the fact that her elven counterpart is stuck in Seto's body. But back to the story.
Larien put on Seto's tight leather pants and went outside again…
"Uhh…Kaiba? Why did you just come from Larien's room?" Yugi asked.
"YUGI! HELP ME! I never thought I'd say this, but HELP ME! I'm really Larien, and I'm stuck in Kaiba's body!" Larien yelled at Yugi.
Yugi looked stunned for a moment…
"Prove it…"
"HOW!" Larien wailed getting hysterical.
"Err, lesse, only the real Larien would know this, and only her, not even Kaiba knows this, she told YAMI this who in turn told ME…so how many Seto Kaiba pictures does she have? Including screenshots, fanart, and animated gifs?" Yugi asked stressing a couple of words.
"5291993 total." Larien said without even thinking.
"Fine…we believe you."
"Great! Now see that plate over there? Or that used to be plate…" Larien asked pointing to a pile of plate remains, Yugi nodded, "Good, anyways when we were playing Super Smash Bros, Yami lost and he threw down his controller, which hit the table, and caused it to shake, therefore moving the plate towards the edge, Seto and I both reached out to catch it but caused chain reaction therefore none of us caught it and it ended up there, and a super natural reaction happened when it touched the ground and a bright blue light emitted from the shattered remains, hitting both Seto and me at the same time, and Seto and I switched bodies…so therefore I'm in Seto's and he's in mine, but at the same time, we still have our original brain capacity and voices, so I'm no smarter than I originally was in my own body even though I currently have Seto's body!"
Here Larien exhaled for a long time before inhaling again and here Yugi's brain was amass with new info…
"So let's get this straight, in a few simple words, plate smash, you and Kaiba switch bodies, same brain, same voice, bright light from plate, the end." Yugi said in incomplete sentences.
Larien nodded quickly.
"Well, well, looks like elven girl is trying to get help from duelist boy." Kaiba smirked in Larien's body…it didn't look that bad…the smirking I mean.
Larien mentally made a note to stop obsessing over Lord of the Rings so much, especially her beloved Weapons and Warfare book, which she had gotten for Christmas 2003, but it had already been patched up and sewed together numerous times from reading it way too much.
Larien sighed, same ol' Kaiba, same ol'…
"Hey! Larien! Since when didja copy Moneybag's trademark smirk?" Jou asked.
"Since he had my body…" Larien wailed…
Yami patted Larien on the back sympathetically…as she continued to wail.
"WAH!" Larien wailed.
Yugi explained the story once more, slowly just for Jou.
(Gomen nesai Jou fans…)
Finally once everyone had heard the story, they were relieved that this didn't have anything to do with another crazy save the world adventure again. Suddenly Alistair looked up from the mess of plate and spoke up.
"Hey, there's an insignia on this plate." Alistair said holding up one of the larger pieces and a sticker.
Larien snatched it. Alistair was right, it did have an insignia. A Chinese one.
"Hmm…it's says Miao…which is a Buddhist Temple…doesn't say which one though…" Larien said looking up from the piece of plate.
"The sticker says Shang Hai, Zhong Guo, Yi Jiu Jiu Liu Nian. Which means Shanghai, China, 1996." Larien said.
Already everyone was trying to piece together the broken plate, finally they finished it, but it wasn't too good.
"Hai! It's says Yu Le Miao. That's a Buddhist temple in Shanghai, near the border!" Larien said.
(Forgive me, I may be Chinese, but my geography isn't peachy, in fact I've only been to China once, I'm making up the Yu Le Miao thing, but I know for a fact there are many temples in China, I just forgot names.)
"We're going to CHINA!" Larien yelled.
The gang groaned, but Mokuba was excited…
"We've never been to China, niisamma!" Mokuba said.
"Just peachy…" Kaiba rubbed his temples.
"WHOOPEE!" Noa yelled.
"Now lesse, I can only afford 1 plane ticket, 1 ticket…you hear me? The rest of you are somehow going to buy your own…" Larien said.
The group groaned, but Seto being the richest person he was, dialed a phone number and started talking.
"Kaiba, 3, Shanghai China, Credit, xxxxx4585." And he hung up.
"Amazing how he can get the point across in 6 mere words." Larien said.
Everyone else nodded.
Indeed it was amazing, Seto Kaiba, 6 words, and 3 plane tickets, was already done…
"Well in order to raise enough money, we have to start working, I already have a dogwalking business, but I suppose with all of you we could walk more dogs for more money."
Everyone agreed, it didn't seem that hard.
Little did they know…little did they know.
Update
after how long? WOW! Thanks for being sooo patient…I luv you
guys! Hope you enjoyed it! Suspenseful Cliffhanger, next chap out
soon…kk? Thanks to Aishe for the idea in the chapter...THANK YOU!
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