Chaos in Florida!
By Larien
Chapter 7
Dog Walking and Other Jobs
Summary: The YuGiOh! Gang are invited to my house for the year 2005. How will they all cope, especially Seto Kaiba? Set in Florida!
Genre: Humor/Humor (For now)
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Characters: All of the YuGiOh! Gang, Me, some of my friends.
Pairings: None at the moment
Disclaimer: Me no ownies YuGiOh!
Credit: To Seto's Princess for beta reading
Jobs, yes this would be fun…yes, letting everyone get jobs…Larien mentally smirked…imagining how everyone would react on their jobs…actually not imagine, how the truth was…Larien had gotten the gang up bright and early and assigned them their own group of dogs…
(A bit of bashing, not to heavy though kk? LIGHT VERY LIGHT bashing of EVERYONE)
-Mai-
"EWW! You expect me to pick up that?" Mai asked pointing to doggy doo on the grass…
"C'mon, you pick it up with a plastic bag then throw it away!" Larien said.
"GROSS! Fine…" Mai picked it up and threw it away… "I think I chipped 1/36 of my nail on the trashcan…ugh…"
-Tea-
"Aww…it's a such a cute lil puppy poo! I love it!" Tea squealed picking up a Bassett Hound puppy named Maggie…
WOOF!
GROWL!
ARF!
"It…bit…me…AGH!"
-Larien-
(I bet you just can't wait to see how Larien does huh?)
Larien picked up 10 doggy leashes and prepared to walk them.
"ACK! NO! AMSTEL! COME BACK HERE!" Larien cried as one dog slipped away…
"ACK! NO! NOT YOU TOO BLITZ!" Larien said as a huge Newfoundland Retriever slipped away and ran after the Pomeranian.
-Isis-
Isis had two huge dogs by her side, one was a Labrador the other was a golden Retriever, one was named Cody the other was named Jessie Jewel.
"Hold on, I see a clouded future for you two, a future of loneliness…" Isis ranted on…
The dogs were getting impatient…and dashed off…
"WAIT! I WASN'T FINISHED!" Isis yelled.
-Malik and Marik-
"CURSE YOU TO ANUBIS!" Malik muttered to the schnauzer dog named Chelsea who was currently barking its head off at Malik…and Marik…
"MAY SOBEK EAT YOUR MUMMY!" Marik shouted trying to run from it.
(Just a note if you're wondering where I'm thinking up all these dog breeds and names…I'm a huge dog/puppy fanatic, I can recognize and name over 300 breeds, and these dogs are based off dogs I know…kk? Same breeds, same names.)
-Bakura and Ryou-
"THIS DAMNED DOG WON'T STOP BOUNCING!" Bakura yelled at the Bichon Frise in front of him. The fluffy white dog named Sonshine wouldn't stop jumping on Bakura…and trying to reach Bakura's fluffy white hair.
"Now now, it just likes your hair…" Ryou said as he picked Sonshine up.
Sonshine immediately bounced onto Ryou's head and snuggled into it…and licked it…a lot…then he jumped onto Bakura's head and scratched it and licked it…and bit on the hair…
"Okay…now I know this isn't normal." Ryou said as he pried Sonshine off and the two made a dash for it.
-Yami and Yugi-
"Yugi…that dog is evil…EVIL!" Yami pointed at the Chihuahua mix named Pepsi…
"Evil?"
"EVIL! It's staring at me!"
Yugi sighed, it would be a long walk…
-Raphael, Alistair, and Varon-
"WHOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEE! LOOK IT'S MAI! IN A CORSET!" Varon shouted as he drove by in a wagon…two dogs were harnessed in the front, chasing after a bone tied with a strong, held by Varon. This had been the second time he drove by the half a mile road.
The two dogs, a Dalmatian named Domino, and a white lab named Snow, were pulling it…while Raphael walked a shi tzu named Pepper and Alistair walked a shipo named Fluffy.
(Dogs starting from here have made up names…I really now all these dogs, just now their names…kk? And a shipo is a cross between a poodle and a shi tzu…kk?)
-Seto, Mokuba, and Noa-
"WHEE! The doggies are soo kawaii!" Mokuba and Noa said together…
Seto popped in his third Tylenol pill and kept watching Mokuba and Noa as the groomed and petted the "kawaii" doggie
-Odion-
Odion was amusedly watching Malik and Marik trying to pry a doggy away…as Odion himself stroked the huge Rotweiller beside him…
Good Mudslide, good boy…
-Joey and Serenity-
"I REFUSE! I can't let Kaiba get away wit callin' me a dog, now I hafta go thru wit dis?" Joey yelled pointing to the yellow lab beside him…
"C'mon big bro…for me?" Serenity asked…for the millionth time
"NO NO NO!"
At the end of the morning, all were tired…Larien was tired from having to walk, Amstel, Blitz, Oddball, Lassie, Cassie, Whiskers, Frolic, Rufus, Sniffer, Fetcher, and go walk again, Cody and Jessie Jewel.
Varon was still sugar high, Raphael and Alistair were beat.
Tea was a bit bruised and bloody, Mai was at a salon, Isis was still trying to catch a pup, and Malik and Marik needed a muzzle for their pup, Bakura and Ryou needed a shower, Yami needed therapy, Yugi needed aspirin, Seto needed a nap, Mokuba and Noa needed more dogs to groom, Odion needed to stop laughing, and Joey needed to come out of his fetal position, Serenity needed a drink.
All in all, dog walking wasn't for them…
"Tomorrow we try car-washing!" Larien declared.
Mokuba and Noa cheered.
Everyone else graoned…
Carwashing…oh joy…
(Insert sarcastic mumblings here.)
The Next Day-
It was a bright and early morning when the gang set out to set up their car wash. Larien had organized everyone to do different jobs.
Seto would be in charge of refilling water and soap buckets, and keeping inventory.
Larien would do advertising.
Alistair and Raphael would soap up the car.
Mai and Varon would scrub it.
Joey and Serenity would vacuum.
Anzu and Isis would wash windows.
Odion would keep Malik, Marik, and Bakura out of trouble.
Ryou, Yugi, and Yami would wax it.
Noa and Mokuba would hose it off.
All in all it was a very good plan. Except that Varon and Joey would glare and stick tongues out at each other because Varon was with Mai, and Kaiba would keep calling Jou a mutt, and the psychos were complaining that they had no jobs, and Alistair and Raphael were cold, and Anzu and Isis wanted to wax, and Yugi was too short…but it would be okay…
Larien had them set up a carwash on one of the most busiest streets near her home, it was on Dean Rd. by the Walgreens, there was an empty lot that seemed pretty clean. They started at 7am and set up there stuff. The first customer came shortly.
"Ohayoo Gozaimasu! Welcome to Millennium Car Wash! Watashi No Namae Wa Yugi Mouto Desu." Yugi spoke up.
"Gomen nesai, I mean sorry, these are my friends from Japan, he said, Good Morning! Welcome to Millennium Car Wash, My name is Yugi Mouto." Larien translated.
The lady nodded.
"Oname Wa?" Yami asked.
"He wants to know your name. They're uh…twins." Larien said to clear up confusion.
"Oh! My name is Lea Motoma." The lady said, "I would like the whole nine yards."
"Okay." Larien scribbled something on her clipboard, "EVERYTHING!"
The gang nodded and got to work, while Larien slipped on her sandwich board and began walking down the sidewalk with Yugi, who Larien reluctantly let help with advertising.
The gang set to work on the car while the owner went in for some stuff at Walgreens. Needless it say it was bumpy and a bit uneventful…
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I NOW HAVE THE HOSE OF DOOM! NAMED SNAKEY! WHEEE!" Marik yelled as he grabbed the green hose and ran off to hide behind the nearby Donatos.
Bakura grabbed a sponge, and Malik grabbed some soap.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" They both yelled and ran off.
Larien sweatdropped and followed them…stopping to buy a package of sugar free chocolate cookies first.
"Oh lunatics! I have CHOCOLATE cookies that I AM GOING TO EAT by MYSELF!" Larien said emphasizing words.
Marik's ears perked up…
Chocolate………
Good chocolate…
Marik went out with his hose…
"Drop the hose and you can have it…" Larien said pointing to a package of sugar free chocolate cookies…
Malik dropped his hose and gave up…and went on crunching his cookies.
"Oh Bakura…I have crème puffs…" Larien said…
Bakura drooled a river…
"Gimme the sponges and you can have em' or I'll eat em'." Larien said.
Bakura pushed 3 sponges over and grabbed the crème puffs and ran…
"MY CRÈME PUFFS… YOU TOUCH AND DIE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Bakura yelled.
The gang sweat dropped, especially Ryou who ran after Bakura trying to get the crème puffs for his own enjoyment…
"Err…Maliku…I have Koshari…yummy yummy Koshari…you want it?" Larien asked…
Malik poked his nose out and sniffed the air…yepp, it was Koshari…now to give or not to give…
Fuck this stupid bucket of soap…Koshari is better!
And Malik surrendered.
"Grr…stupid Lariba…get me to surrender the precious soap…" Malik muttered while chewing his Koshari.
"Lariba?" Larien asked.
(Lariba-a mix between Kaiba and Larien-aka Larien stuck in Kaiba's body-pronounced L-air-i-ba)
"Yup…" Malik said.
"Oh, look, there's another customer…" Larien squealed and ran away.
"Grr…where's the damn lunatics when you need them?" Kaiba wondered.
He spotted Malik.
"Get to work Ishtar, waxing and cleaning." Kaiba said.
"Nu uh, I wanna finish my Koshari…yummy Koshari." Malik said, "Come back to me in 15 minutes, Kairien."
"What in hells name is 'Kairien'?" Kaiba asked.
"You…"
"Whatever."
(Kairien-a mix between Kaiba and Larien-aka Kaiba stuck in Larien's body-pronounced K-eye-ree-un)
Kaiba walked away to find Bakura, currently hanging off the American flagpole in front of Walgreens by his shirt, begging for mercy and crème puffs.
Ryou was right under the pole eating the said crème puffs and ignoring Bakura.
Let's pretend I was never here, Kaiba thought and walked away.
Now let's go find Marik…
"RAWR! COOKIES! BOING!" Marik yelled as he jumped off the roof of Donatos…
Never mind him either, Seto thought as he walked back to the main car wash.
When Seto got there, Mai and Serenity were fighting over t-shirts, Mai was wearing a purple T-Shirt that said, That's Hot, and Serenity was wearing a pink one that said, Princess – In – Training.
"What do you mean mine's not cool enough!" Serenity shouted.
"It just isn't hon, I mean Princess-in-Training? The girl whose speaking is already a Diva Queen!" Mai replied.
Ugh…this is gonna be a looong day, Larien sighed.
Heh heh...sorry to end it sooo soon! But...chaos awaits you in the next chapter, so be on the lookout...MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! please correct me if my jap isn't correct, I get all my Japanese translations, and basic conversation from Little Marik's Heaven...a hyperion - angel site...kk?
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