Chaos in Florida!
By Larien
Chapter 7
Dog Walking and Other Jobs
Summary: The YuGiOh! Gang are invited to my house for the year 2005. How will they all cope, especially Seto Kaiba? Set in Florida!
Genre: Humor/Humor (For now)
Warnings: Language, Mild Violence
Characters: All of the YuGiOh! Gang, Me, some of my friends.
Pairings: None at the moment
Disclaimer: Me no ownies YuGiOh!
Credit: To Seto's Princess for beta reading
The YuGiOh! Gang plus Larien were currently having a hard time trying to figure out what other jobs they could do…so far their two days of working hadn't earned them that much at all…in fact it only totaled up to what? Five hundred dollars, hardly enough for even one ticket! So far only four people had tickets, Larien, Seto, Mokuba, and Noa. Seto had already been kind enough to pay for their hotel stay after much begging from Larien, actually he had agreed to rent a house somewhere in the city for them, not pay for a nightly hotel stay…so they still had tons more people to get tickets for! Unbeknownst to the YuGiOh! Gang that was actually staying in Larien's house, the Outcast's who had recently renamed themselves to "The OuTkAsT'S of OrLaNdO" were planning to snag plane tickets with them…and hadn't been successful at all mowing lawns, in fact, they had moved about 25 lawns and only had what? One hundred and twenty five dollars to show for it…hardly enough for a hotel stay! Just then, a knock sounded on the door.
BAM BAM!
"Coming! Gee! Unpatient people these days." Muttered Larien as she opened the door.
In front was Weevil, Rex, Tristan, and Pegasus.
"Hello, sir or madam, we were wondering if you would like to have (insert chore name here) done for you for a mere (insert price here)?" Weevil read from the cue cards.
"YOU IDIOT! It's supposed to be like this!" Rex conked Weevil.
(Can't help it, love Rex more than Weevil, infact I'm a Rex/Serenity shipper! Don't kill me…)
Rex cleared his throat, "Ahem, good afternoon madam, we were wondering if you'd like any odd jobs done around your house for only 5 dollars a job?" Rex asked.
"No I would not!" Larien slammed the door.
Outside you could hear them…
"Well, that went uhh, well." Rex muttered.
"I'm hugging Funny Bunny, I do not have a care, I want to find my bear…la la la." Pegasus sang to himself.
Back inside the house…Bakura and Marik had resorted to desperate measures.
"I say we march up to people and demand their money!" Bakura said stroking his Uzi fondly…
"I say we shoot them and run off!" Marik said hugging his flamethrower.
"I say we kill you first!" Ishizu said.
"I second the notion." Mai agreed.
"I have an idea!" Yugi piped up.
"And?" Larien asked…
"Yami and Bakura and Marik can ride in Millennium Items, therefore saving about 2700 dollars in plane tickets, then I think I could also go in the Millennium Items too, as can Ryou and Malik, so another 2700 dollars saved, total about 5400 dollars saved!" Yugi said happily.
"Well, I guess that would work…" Larien said.
"I'm all for it hon." Mai interrupted, "Saving 5400 dollars for shopping and getting rid of 6 people on the plane is brilliant! Especially the three power hungry maniacs!"
"Dat, is a good idea. I dink dat we should do it!" Joey added.
"Fine fine, are you gonna be okay with it Baku-chan?" Larien asked.
"Yea yea, whatever." Bakura muttered darkly.
"Okay, then it's settled, we already have nine people for plane arrangements, so only…" Larien ticked off her fingers, "Nine people left!"
"Here's another idea, we can sell Marik and Malik's gold to give some more people tickets!" Serenity said.
"NO WAY!" Larien, Marik, and Malik yelled at the same time.
"He/I'd look a lot less sexier without my gold!" Larien, Malik, and Marik said again.
"Uhh, I mean, Marik and Malik just wouldn't look right without their gold, it's like their trademark, plus someone would kill me, if I let them sell it." Larien said nervously.
"Riiight." Mai said.
"Well it's true!"
"Hello! Anyone wanna listen to us?" Alistair asked.
"Sure Alistair, what do ya have to say?" Larien wondered.
"The DOOM warriors have their own plane tickets bought already, we don't need your money to buy it."
"Excellent!" Larien said, "Only six more left than!"
"Odion and I also are ready to use some of our savings to go on a trip to China, it would be very interesting exploring the place." Ishizu said.
"Problem dudes…" Larien piped in.
"Yes?" Ishizu asked.
"Sure we can explore, but, I have to go back to school in like a week!" Larien said, "I'm only in my junior year, and this year is crucial for SATs!" Larien said.
"Well, you could go back, Odion and I shall stay a little longer and explore it." Ishizu said simply.
"That's fine, but everyone else is heaving back with me! We have plenty of time to go in the summer!" Larien said…
"Whatever." Varon muttered.
Raphael said nothing and continued to stare out the window at the sun that was beginning to set.
"Now we only have four people left, otherwise known as Joey, Serenity, Anzu, and Mai." Larien said, "Together, their tickets cost about 3600 dollars. So with the money we have, we only need, 3100 more!" Larien tried to sound cheerful.
Yugi hugged his Celtic Guardian plushie and prepared for the outburst that might come.
"ONLY 3100 MORE! HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO TAKE!" Mai shouted.
There it was, thought Yugi.
"I dunno, we can borrow on the bank I guess…or you guys can…uhh, stowaway?" Larien suggested.
"Ugh, stowing away is so not cool!" Serenity muttered.
O.O…Larien's eyes popped…
"Stupid teeny boppers, don't know why the must exist." Larien muttered under her breath referring to Serenity…
Larien herself was nothing like a teeny bopper, sure she wore clothes that were sorta fashionable, but she stuck with pants, the most she ever wore of skirts were pleated mini skirts. Other than that she liked her trusty ol' cargo jeans and khaki's…her colors other than that were all dark colors and if light, only pastel colors. Her winter wear was sensible and contained lots of her jeans, ¾ sleeve shirts, or long sleeves, and zip up fleece vests, or jackets. Her scarves weren't needed often and the most of a hat she wore was a newsboys hat with a fake diamond clip to it.
Serenity on the other hand, currently was wearing a denim mini skirt, a tank top that said, "I didn't ask to be a princess, but if the crown fits…" her outer jackets only consisted of a thin light pink denim jacket and she wore platforms. Larien of course, having all security codes within the house, had taken a look at Serenity's wardrobe before, had this girl totally came unprepared for Florida winter! Sure, Florida was pretty hot, but it could get cold! Her winter wardrobe were things like mini skirts, short shorts, tank tops, and other things like that, her jackets at most were thin denim jackets and she didn't even have a pair of long pants or jeans in sight! Even Mai's closet was better than that!
But then again, not that Larien cared…heh heh, the only thing Larien cared about was laughing at Serenity's diary which was all written in sticky caps…that girl didn't stop huh? Sometimes the more you're poor, the more you're in denial, Larien thought.
Just then…
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD! SHE DIED STANDING ON HER HEAD…
Uhh, I mean, the doorbell rang.
Larien went to open the door again.
"Congratulations! You've been selected as a winner in our monthly contest!" The guy said, behind him was a truck that had words on it that said, "WRITER'S QUILL MONTHLY MAG."
Larien squealed.
"Oh-em-gee! I really won! This is great!" Larien yelled and jumped up and down.
Mokuba and Noa, who even though had no idea what was going on, squealed with Larien.
Everyone else who had heard the commotion rushed to the door fearing that Mokuba or someone else was hurt…
"What happened ova here?" Jou asked.
"I…won…the…"Writer's Quill Monthly Mag"…Contest…" Larien yelled.
"Dat's great!" Jou said even though he had no idea what Larien was talking about…
"You know what that means Jou?" Larien asked.
"No?"
"I get five thousand freakin' dollars!" Larien yelled.
"Wow! Dat's enough to cover da costs!" Jou said excitedly.
"I know!" And without warning, Larien glomped Seto, even though he was way in the back…
"Geroff me, Elf Girl…" Kaiba muttered darkly.
"Oopsie, sorry Seto-kun." Larien whispered.
"Whatever." Seto answered.
Mai clapped her hands in delight.
"Now we can all go to China asap!" Mai said.
"Mmmhmm, and get this spell reversed!" Larien said, staring down at her trenchcoat clothed self. "Though I must admit, the trenchie is comfy."
Kaiba muttered something about stupid cargo pants and how he missed his leather but no one quite heard what he said.
"It's okay Kaiba-kun, as soon as we get to China and find this monastery where the broken plate was bought, then we can hopefully get it reversed!" Larien said happily.
"Uh huh…and what are you doing with my body? Jacking off with it everyday?" Kaiba asked sarcastically.
"What? NO WAY! That's disgusting!" Larien yelled.
"Just asking." Kaiba said.
"Hmph, well you asked the wrong person. I may be an insane fangirl, but I'm not disgusting like that!" Larien said.
"That's what they all say." Kaiba answered.
"Shut-up, and get packing, we're leaving first thing tomorrow morning at 5am to the airport for Yu Le Miao in Shanghai, China." Larien snapped and stalked off…
"Boy is she pissed off!" Seto remarked.
Woot! I'm finally done with what? Chapter 7 after how long? Almost three months! Gomen nesai everyone! I can't reply in chaps so hopefully your review responses will be up in my profile sometime this week…kk?