hello everybody welcome to the second chapter of my spiffing story
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The Unlikely Prospect

Of Happiness

By MiSs WeStHoFf HeRsElF

CHAPTER TWO: Bored

Two boys were laying side-by-side on the grass out side a big house. They'd already gone swimming, played Quidditch, played soccer, played cards, planned pranks most of the that they we going to do the following year, eaten, slept, and of course eaten again and now they were extremely bored.

Ah well. Welcome to the first day of the holidays!

Lily

Lily was glad to be home with her mum and dad. She had yet to see Petunia but Lily feared it would be soon, because just then and rumble and bang of an old car was heard from the front of the house. Which was followed by a,

"Bye bye Vernie, see you tomorrow, bye bye!" a shrill voice was heard yelling. That was Petunia, Lily's long-necked-horse-look-a-like-with-gross-hair sister. Lily sighed and made her way unwillingly down stairs.

"How was Vernom love?"

"Oh he's simply wonderful mum, just great I think he's the one!" she said while sighing happily.

You see this didn't come as a shock to the family, according to Petunia, Josh was also the one, along with Jamie, Tony, Matthew, Jarrod, Ben, Michael, Mark, Tom, Darcy, Mathew, Alec, Chris, Tristan, Rhys, Andrew, Jordan, Jack, Brendan and lest we forget Alex, Petunia's boyfriend in kindergarten, and of course according to Petunia he was also the one! She dropped her bag on the kitchen table and waltzed her way up the stairs only stopping when she saw Lily, the favorite daughter.

"Petunia." Lily said while giving her a small smile.

"Freak!" Petunia in the same way but with out the smile. Petunia stuck her tongue out and slammed the door in Lily's face.

James

"A hedge hog."

"A horse with a Mohawk!"

"WHAT?"

"A horse with a Mohawk, your turn."

"A boat."

"A bird carrying sticks."

"Right...err...a house."

"Boring!"

"A cat?"

"A snail eating grass with a saucepan shaped baseball cap on its head!"

James sat up and looked over to his best friend, Sirius who was peacefully lying on the grass looking at the clouds.

"Sirius tell me truth. Seriously how many times have you been dropped on your head?"

"Hmmm, well, I don't know how many times I was dropped on my head as a child, probably heaps knowing my mother, but I do know that I've hit my head during school, once on the stairs, another time a bludger hit me," he snorted "Remember that, I had to stay in the hospital wing for a week! Ha-ha funny things!" said Sirius while laughing at the memory. James smiled but then remembered the problem.

"But how the hell does that look like a snail eating grass with a saucepan on its head?"

"It's not a saucepan, it's a saucepan shaped baseball cap," he said while folding his arms "see there it is." Pointing towards a fluff of cloud in the sky.

"If you ask me it looks like a duck."

"Ahhhh, my dear friend," he started mysteriously "you see that is why I did not ask you my little grasshopper."

"OK Number one, I'm not that little, number two I'm not a grasshopper and number three, three points sounds better than two!" James argued while laying back down to look up at the clouds.

"Yeah guess your right... three is better than two." muttered Sirius

"Hogwarts." James said as he saw a cloud that looked like a tower of the castle.

"Mate we just left there, you seriously don't want to go back yet do you?"

"Nar Padfoot, just think next years our last."

And silence fell between the two loudest boys at Hogwarts thinking about their future in the real world that was coming closer every minute of every day.

thanx to any one who reveiwed my first chapter

awesome islanders: really thanx and I will

Crimson Candy:crimson crimson you're an odd cookie I know its brilliant coz Im brilliant know u love snuffles and im glad it makes u laugh

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James-RoxMySox: thanx ooo i know but he'll admitt them soon ok i will

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Lots Of Love
MiSs WeStHoFf HeRsElf
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