Concise and To the Point

by greenfly

[complete] Really short. Something that popped into my head while listening to my Shrek album. I offer no apologies. Read at your own risk. Rated for language.

Concise and to the point

By Greenfly

Disclaimer: I don't own this. Really.

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Hermione was pregnant.

Bugger.

Draco was the father.

Double bugger.

She had told Ron.

"Bloody hell!"

She had told Harry.

"I defeated Voldemort for this?"

Draco proposed.

Yay!

Hermione agreed.

Double yay!

They got married.

"Yay!" "Double yay!" "Bloody hell." "I can't believe this…"

They had aforementioned child.

"WAAAA!"

They named it Albus.

"WHAT?"

They lived happily ever after.

The End.