Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh
(Bakura is sitting patiently on the chair)
"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars," The narrator said in a row.
"Who the hell is there!" Bakura yelled.
"Bakura… When Bakura isn't in the studio he works as a world famous singer,"
"What in Ra's name- who the hell provoked you to say that, and I'm not a famous singer I'm a sadistic, evil tyrant that wants to destroy that baka pharaoh" Bakura snapped.
"How do you explain this" (Throws a CD at Bakura)
"This is an Usher CD and you just put my hair on the lead singer!" Bakura said pointing at Usher with a strange Bakura-like hair.
"Bakura…his last name is Fudgepop" (Got the idea from my friend Brianna Dicato)
"Mmmmm, fudge, wait a minute my last name isn't Fudgepop it's- wait I don't know my last name.
"Bakura Fudgepop…at night he wears nothing but a pink tutu and runs around the studio singing 'I'm a Barbie girl.'"
(Some random girl from backstage) "What Bakura naked! Where!"
(on stage)
"Barbie! I love Barbie dolls- um- I mean I love to kill them!" Bakura said badly trying to cover up what he said.
-Backstage
"Nice cover up Bakura I'm so fooled," Andrea said sarcastically.
"Hey aren't you scared Bakura might kill you because of the last name thing?" Yugi asked.
"Nah, If he kills me he won't be seeing his precious Barbie dolls for a long time," Ryou said with an evil glint in his eye.
"I think Bakura's rubbing off on you," Brianna said backing away.
-On stage
"Bakura Fudgepop…he starred in Sonic the Hedgehog"
"What the hell is Sonic the Hedgehog!" Bakura yelled angrily.
"Bakura Fudgepop…his natural hair color is blue"
"Does it look blue to you!" Bakura yelled.
"That's because you dyed it,"
"Well you don't have any proof," Bakura said smirking.
"How do you explain the blue hair when you played in Sonic the Hedgehog?"
"For the last time! I don't know what the fucking hell Sonic is and I never played in that show!" Bakura said angrily.
Silence.
"Rriigghhhtt"
"Bakura Fudgepop…he lives in the mental asylum"
"Actually that's true…" Bakura said.
"Bakura Fudgepop…He's turns into a telletubbie when the moon is full"
"What the hell! I don't turn into those, those, those, mutated things, when I get my hands on you I'll-" Bakura said.
"You'll what play some educational TV from your stomach?"
"You'll rot in the shadows when I find you!" Bakura yelled.
"Now you know Bakura Fudgepop, the singing/acting sensation that's sweeping the nation"
"Dammit I do not act nor sing, I send things to the shadow realm, and I am not a telletubbie or a hedgehog! You hear me! Hey some back here! CCCOOOMMMEE BBAACCKK!" Bakura yelled before the camera rolled off set.
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