Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh

"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars," The narrator said in a row.

-Backstage

"I need to tape this," Andrea said as she took out a camcorder everyone pulling out there camcorder too.

-onstage

"Seto Kaiba…he's the CEO of Fuzzka corp."

Kaiba raised an eyebrow.

"You've got to be kidding me," Kaiba said.

"Well what about your ads?" (throws a paper at Kaiba)

Kaiba looked at the paper before answering.

"This is convincing," Kaiba said sarcastically as he held out the paper for all to see. All it had on it was a picture of Kaiba and on top it says Kaiba corp. but Kaiba, in

Kaiba corp. is crossed out and replaced with Fuzzka.

"Seto Kaiba…his hair is 100 percent chocolate"

Once again Kaiba raised an eyebrow.

"Where are you even getting this information?"

"None of your business!"

Kaiba smirked thinking he outsmarted the narrator.

"Seto Kaiba…he's a belly dancer and I have pictures to prove it"

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are"

"No I'm not"

"Yes you are, see I have picture!"

(Throws picture at Kaiba) The color drained from Kaiba's face.

-Backstage

"HAHAHAHA!" Joey laughed.

"Dammit I've got to get those pictures," Brianna said.

"I wonder where the narrator is anyways," Andrea said. "I'll 'convince' him to give us the pictures."

-onstage

"Seto Kaiba…he just got married to Tea"

"I'm 18! For Ra's sake!" Seto yelled.

"Seto Kaiba…you can take that mask now it's not Halloween anymore,"

"What mask?"

"Oh sorry that's your face"

"THAT'S IT! I'LL SUE YOU FOR EVERYTHING YOUR WORTH YOU STUPID VOICE FROM NOWHERE! I'M CALLING MY LAWYER NOW!" (Thanks for the quote randomgirl)

"Seto…I AM your lawyer!"

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" Kaiba said as he dialed the phone number.

"Hello?"

"Hello?" Kaiba's voice echoes though the speakers.

"I AM your lawyer!"

"Ra dammit I can't believe he's right! I'm still suing you!" Kaiba yelled.

"Now you know Seto Kaiba, America's favorite belly dancer"

"Come back here! I'm not done with you! When I get my hands on you I'll sue all the money your worth! You here me! YOU HERE ME!" Was all that was heard before the camera rolled offset.

Funny? Bad? Thursday? What day is it today anyways?