Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh
-Backstage
"Gah! Where's Malik!" Andrea yelled.
"I don't know he's supposed to be here by now!" Brianna said.
"You mean he never showed up!" Andrea yelled at Brianna.
"NO! I thought he'd show up by now!" Brianna yelled.
-With Malik-
"YOU RA DAMNED DRIVER I'M SUPPOSE TO BE AT AN INTERVIEW NOW!" Malik yelled at the Taxi driver.
"Dude, take a chill pill," the taxi driver said coolly.
"I'LL GIVE YOU A CHILL PILL!" Malik yelled as started hitting the driver with his milliennium rod.
"Can I have a turn hikari?" Marik asked.
"Sure," Malik said as he handed his Yami the rod.
'This is going to be a long day' Malik thought. The driver somehow drove them off a bridge and into a swamp and they some how landed in a small piece of land at the center of the swamp and the swamp was also deserted so there was no one to help them.
"What should I do with this guy's body?" Marik asked.
"Just throw it in the swamp," Malik said.
-Back to the studio-
"So who's next after Malik?" Brianna asked.
"Marik but he's with Malik," Andrea said.
"So who wants to go next?" Brianna asked everybody. Nobody moved. "Um, you can go next, Andrea"
"I'm not going next one of them are going next," Andrea said pointing to everyone else who hasn't gone.
"Oh no we're not," They all said as threw Andrea onstage.
"While I'm here you guys better be looking for Malik and Marik!" Andrea yelled at them.
"So you're my victim- I mean the person I'm suppose to interview?"
"Yep"
(Andrea is sitting on the chair pissed off)
"Know your authors, Know your authors, Know you authors," The narrator said in a row.
"Andrea Akila…she's half bear, half bird, and half ravioli"
"Do I look like any of those, and how can I be half ravioli!" Andrea said.
"That's because you had plastic surgery"
"I've never had plastic surgery in my life! Even if I did have plastic surgery you couldn't prove it," Andrea said.
"Andrea Akila…She never had plastic surgery in her life"
"That's better"
"…and looks like it too"
"HEY!"
"Andrea Akila…her real name is Cheese Taco"
"That's not even my real name! My real name is very, very, very long"
"Andrea Akila…Her real name is Andrea Kim-"
"Don't you dare say the rest of my name!" Andrea yelled.
-Backstage
"How'd that narrator guy get Andrea's full name, I can barely remember her full name," Joey said.
"Well that's no surprise," Kaiba said.
"Hey! What's dat suppose to mean!" Joey yelled as he lunged for Kaiba, Kaiba just stepped aside and Joey fell.
"Everyone knows Andrea's full name is 7 names," Kaiba said.
-onstage
"If you say my full name I'll so fire you!" Andrea yelled.
"…I don't want to get fired, I like my job."
"Okay so let's get on with this," Andrea said.
"Andrea Akila…She's dating Jesse McCartney"
"What the hell have you been smoking, I'm dating Yami you idiot," Andrea said calmly.
"Okay then let me rephrase that: 'Andrea Akila…She's cheating on Yami"
"No I'm not, you have no proof anyways," Andrea said.
(The narrator throws a picture Andrea)
"This is just stick people with Jesse McCartney and my face as heads, and this ictuer isn't even convincing if you want to show me that I was kissing Jesse McCartney," Andrea said throwing the paper aside.
"Then what's this (presses a button and Andrea's voice plays) 'I was kissing Jesse McCartney'"
"You just recorded the last five words I said!" Andrea yelled.
"This tape clearly says that you were cheating on Yami!"
"NO I'MNOT!"
"Yes you are"
"NO I'MNOT!"
"Yes you are"
"NO I'MNOT!"
"Yes you are"
"NO I'MNOT!"
"Yes you are"
…
5 minutes later
-backstage
"They've been keeping this up for 5 minutes," Joey said.
"I found Malik and Marik!" Brianna yelled when the backstage doors opened.
"Well Andrea's arguing with the narrator at the moment," Kaiba said. Then he picked up a microphone from…somewhere and threw it at Andrea.
"Get on with the damn interview!" Kaiba yelled.
-onstage
"Fine!" Andrea yelled.
"Andrea Akila…Seto Kaiba isn't really her brother"
"Huh? He's not?" Andrea said.
"She dating him"
"What! Oh you are so going down when I find you!"
"Oh, you are so going down when I find you!" The narrator mimic.
"Stop copying me!"
"Stop copying me!"
"Stop it!"
"Stop it!"
"I mean it!"
"I mean it"
"GAH! What the hell do you want from me!" Andrea yelled as she pulled her hair.
"Now you know Cheese Taco, the two-timing hypocrite"
"DAMN YOU! COME BACK HERE! YOU ARE SO GOING TO BE FIRED! YOU HERE ME! FIRED!" Andrea yelled before the camera rolled offset.
Did you guys like it? If you guys have ideas tell me, I'm doing Malik next. R&R And maybe I'll update in the next three days if I get a lot of reviews.