Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh
(Yami is sitting on the chair sitting patiently)
"Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars, Know Your Stars."
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silence
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"Hello?" Yami asked. No answer, "okay…I'll start it off…uh…Yami…uh…he's a 5000 year of spirit that was the pharaoh of Egypt"
"Yami…he's mad right now because no one is talking about him…"
"Uh…no I'm not…"
"Yami…all he does is talk about himself…"
"No I don't"
"Yami…when he was pharaoh of Egypt, people called him, the baka-all-I-think-about-is-myself-pharaoh…"
"No I didn't when I was ruler of Egypt I rarely cared about myself!" Yami said offended of what the narrator said.
"Yami…He's having a secret affair with cheese…" (thanx Nintendo Queen for the idea)
Yami raised an eyebrow.
"Cheese? I think you have me mixed up with the tomb robber or something." Yami said,
"Yami…when he was little everyone called him diarrhea"
"No one ever called me diarrhea! Wait…who would they call me diarrhea in the first place?" Yami asked.
"They said that your hair looked just like diarrhea…"
"My hair does NOT look like diarrhea! This is no way to treat a pharaoh!" Yami yelled.
"Yami…he's getting very sleepy"
"No I'm wide awake…"
"Yami…his eyes are getting heavier by the minute…"
"I told you I'm NOT sleepy!"
"Yami…he'll do whatever I say when I count to 3…"
"Hypnotizing only works on morons," Yami said.
"1…"
"This is ridiculous"
"2…"
"It's not going to work."
"3…"
Yami immediately fell asleep in the chair.
"Yami…act like a chicken…"
Yami started clucking like a chicken and ate imaginary food off the ground, while flapping imaginary wings…
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Meanwhile…
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Penelope Taynt was up to another scheme to meet her new target Seto Kaiba. She snuck around the studio running into a security guard…
"Hey you! Who are you and what are you doing here!" The security guard yelled.
"I'm Penelope Taynt, Seto Kaiba's number 1 fan, please, would you like to see my website?" Penelope said.
"No, now get out of here before I call back up," the guard said.
"Too bad, please, just go to Penelope said opening up he laptop, "Here you'll find the photo of the week which is an exclusive picture of Seto Kaiba as a belly dancer. Here you'll find the clip of the week, where you'll find Seto Kaiba trying to put out the fire that some one set in his company," Penelope said as it showed Seto, Mokuba, Roland, and variously people from Kaiba corp trying to put out a fire and saving everything they could, while Seto was yelling at his employees that they were all going to be fired.
"Hmm…that's impressive," The guard said.
"Yes, I know, now move, please," Penelope said trying to push the guard out of the way, "I said move please"
"You can't go in you don't have a pass," the guard said.
"Then you're going down, please," she said as she put a sweatband on her head.
"You think you can take me?" The guard said.
"Yes please," She said as she flipped the guard.
"Grr…" The guard said as he got up again. "That's it"
Penelope pressed hard against his nerve cluster and he fell unconscious.
"He should be out for a 8 minutes, please," Penelope said as she proceeded in.
…Meanwhile with Yami…
Well where we left off Yami was now the break dancing, river dancing, juggling chicken. (how he could break and river dance at the same time is beyond my knowledge just use your (makes a rainbow appear out of nowhere) imagination)
"Yami…Drop down your pants…"
(oOo, if you're a Yami fangirl like me this is dedicated to you guys)
Yami dropped his pants to reveal black boxers with things written on it like 'Kill Bakura and Marik' and 'I am the almighty pharaoh!' (just to tell you he was wearing the domino uniform pants and the leather shirt he usually wears)
"Yami…You can wake up now…"
Yami face turned from zombie face to normal, he looked around dazed and confused, especially about his pants.
"Uh…what happened and why are my pants off?" Yami said.
"Now you know, Yami, the selfish all-I-think-about-is-myself-break dancing-river dancing-juggling-chicken…"
"I demand for you to come back here and to tell me what the hell happened! You here me come back here and tell me! COME BACK HERE! AND THEY DO NOT KNOW ME AT ALL I TELL YOU! THEY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!" Yami yelled as the camera rolled off set.
okay what did you think? R&R