Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh
(Mokuba is waiting sugar high in the chair, bouncing up and down)
"Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars"
"Mokuba Kaiba…he's not human…"
"I'mnot! OhmyGod! That'ssoooocool! AmIamalien! Thatwouldbeawesome! Iwouldgobegreenandgoandthatovertheworld! Yah!" Mokuba said almost to fast to be called English…No one backstage really didn't understand what the hell he said.
"Okay…Mokuba Kaiba…he's not human because he's made out of a sack of potatoes…"
"I'masackofpotatoes! That'sfuckingawesome! Whythehellamistillabletotalkhuh? Becausei'mcoolthatway! Yah!"
"Language!" Seto yelled. How the hell he caught that swear is beyond me.
"Ssssoooorrrrrrrrryyyyyy SSSSSSeeettooo," Mokuba said.
"Mokuba Kaiba…he's going to sing the 'All That' theme song…"
"Iam! Okay lemme start!" Starts singing, narrator starts singing too, "You'renotsupposetosing! Iamandi'mgoodatit! Idokareoke!"
"Well I don't think you could handle it"
"Ifyoustopsingingithinkicanhandle! Iwoulddoahelllotbetterifyoudon'tsing" Mokuba said as he started singing the narrator following after.
-backstage
"My ears hurt," Duke said.
"IT BURNS!" Andrea said covering her ears.
-onstage
"Mokuba Kaiba…he looovvvess eggs…"
"Yaharen'ttheythegreatest! They'resoround! Andtherelikeorange!"
"Mokuba Kaiba…he's a psychopath out to destroy Canada…"
"…"
"How did you know that?" Mokuba said going serious for a moment.
"You're planning to destroy Canada?"
"Um..." Mokuba said.
Are you?
"Whatmadeyouthinkthat?"Mokuba saidgoing back to his sugar high-ness…ness.
"Why don't you people cry! You're suppose to cry! Why don't you fucking cry! Is it me! Why! Why! I said cry! CRY!" the narrator said, taking a random tissue and blowing on it.
"What'dyousay? Actlikeiwasoncrack? Okay!" Mokuba said, then started acting really high, and running around breaking dancing. He started to break dance, then he hugged his legs and started going round, and round, and round, and round...well eventually falling off the stage…and in a tuba…which was conveniently placed there…
"Now you know…Mokuba…the psychotic kid out to destroy Canada who made the narrator cry" The narrator said blowing into the tissue again.
"Into the Mokuba mobile!" Mokuba said suddenly waking up from his unconscious state, with car keys, he took out a remote control and pressed a button, instantly the a care came out of now where, with some guy with a straight jacket of as the driver (seriously don't ask my how this guy drives with a straight jacket on)
"MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL SOON LEARN TO BOW DOWN TO THE NAME MOKUBA KAIBA!" He paused, "FEAR ME!" He yelled again as he jumped into the car, and the high, mental guy drove, far, far, away…well right down the street anyways, there was a parade of geese and strangely, Bakura and Marik were leading it, looking like retards.
"I'M TRYING TO TAKE OVER CANADA SO GET A MOVE ON!" Mokuba yelled. Bakura and Marik just smiled stupidly.
"Let's go to Canada together!" Marik and Bakura yelled.
"Okay!" Mokuba said as he and the crazy driver joined the parade.
-backstage
"That was…odd…" Yugi said.
"Yah it's odd and it ruined my studio door!" Andrea yelled pointing at the huge gaping whole in the door. The randomly some guy fell down from the ceiling, in blue overalls and some repair tools.
"Did some one need repairs? Because I'm! (lights come out of nowhere) Repairman-man-man-man-man!" He said doing his own echoes.
"Dude, doing your own echoes is not cool," Duke said.
"I pay good money for security and what do I get, some psycho that fell from the ceiling…" Andrea said mumbling about other things too most not having to do with anything at all.
"Um...Andrea, are Marik and Bakura drunk or something?" Brianna asked looking out the window.
"Well...They just got out of the mental asylum…" Andrea said, also looking out the window, at the parade of geese.
Yes I rewrote it my apologies to Corn- The OTHER White MeatI do have a short term memory loss and forget a lot of things, i'm so sorry I used your ideas but I swear i did it by accident, and didyou said something about the set up? Well mostKnow YourStars fics are set up like this, and i apologize, and any of my reviewers who know what beyblade is gotoCorn- The OTHER White Meat'Discern Your Actors' fics, becuase I command you to review for her! REVIEW!