Disclaimer- I don't own the teen titans or Aladdin.
A/N- Sorry for delay, my computer crashed and destroyed all my files. Sucks. Incase you didn't know Alana is Raven name in this fic. I don't know why I used that name, but whatever. Also picture Cyborg talking like Abu. Now on ward to the next chapter. Some of you are going to love it, or get scared of it, but just review it.
Alana was a 15 yr girl with pale skin and purple hair. She mostly wore a blue torn up shirt, torn up white pants, with little blue shoes, blue cloak, and a small jewel on her forehead. Alana caught herself as she almost fell of the side of the rooftop.
"Stop you thief." A voice cried over the back of her. Alana turned around and saw three fat guards with giant swords.
"I'll have your head, weird girl!" The leader bellowed.
"All this for a loaf of bread. I could just imagine if it was a sandwich." Alana jumped of the balcony and landed next to another bunch of soldiers. One of them grabbed her by the neck.
"Alright already, you need a piece of bread. But honestly do you really need it." Raven joked and patted the soldier's fat belly. The soldier snarled and grabbed her tighter.
"This is the end of y---" As a huge blue blast hit all three of soldiers and knocked them into a shop of watermelons. Alana turned around panicked but then calmed down as she saw a monkey with half his face was blue cybernetic machinery.
"Boo YA!" It cried out. "Prefect timing, Cyborg." Alana commented as she waved the bread to Cyborg. The soldiers now covered in watermelon juice and pieces got up to attack Alana.
"One jump ahead of the bread line." Alana dodged a sword and hit a wooden pole. "Two jumps ahead of the sword." Cyborg pours a bucket of fishes on a soldier's head.
"I only steal what I can't afford. That's everything." Alana hoped on one foot to the right.
"One Jump ahead from the long man That's all and I don't joke." Alana grabbed a sword and cut off one of the soldier's pants and fell down.
"These dudes don't care if I'm dead broke." Alana and Cyborg climbed up and stood on top of the wooden balcony.
"Street rat!" The fat soldier sang out.
"Weird Girl!" The other two soldiers cried out.
"Take that, You black pearl!" A couple of more soldiers joined the other three as Alana shot off an unpleasant face.
"Just cause I'm not preppy!" Suddenly a blanket of knives and swords hit the top of the post. Alana grabbed Cyborg and dodged them all.
"Take her down cause she's so filthy!" The soldiers bellowed as they all grabbed the bottom and tried to knock Alana off.
"Gotta take a hint, Gotta face the facts." Alan jumped off the roof holding her nose.
"You're my only friend, Cyborg." Cyborg grabs her arm and swings her inside a window with a few good looking men singing.
"Poor Alana, She's hit rock bottom." As they sing Cyborg stuffs his mouth with fruit.
"She's so weird, it makes us cold inside." Alana bumps into a guy dressed in nothing but black.
"I think she's cool, how about we go out sometime?" Alana blushed and turned around to the other guys. "Gotta live to be different, gotta steal to eat." She turns to the black dressed guy.
"Not in this lifetime!" Alana jumps down and imposes a bodybuilder while flexing his muscles.
"One jump ahead of the slowpokes, Two jumps ahead from doom." The bodybuilder dugs down and the soldiers saw Alana and Cyborg.
"Well that plan just went Ka-boom." Alana ran off and landed into a heard of sheep.
"One jump ahead of the hitman.
Stupid sheep! That's my cloak." A sheep bit off part of Alana's cloak. Her eyes saw a huge pole that lead down. "I think it's time for me to slide this slope."
"Stop thief!" One of the soldier's cried out.
"Cyber Monkey?" A salesman saw Cyborg taking some jewels.
"Cybrog!" Alana grabbed Cyborg and dropped the jewels.
"What the?" A woman cried out.
"Have you seen a mirror lately?" Alana was now surrounded by a ton of soldiers. Then a giant man with a huge bearded picked her up.
"Still I think she'll be so tasty!" Alana gave a huge, disgusted look and jumped off fast.
"Gotta be different, gotta steal to eat otherwise we get along."
"Long?" The soldiers asked as they jumped on top of her, but she escaped faster. Alana and Cyborg then ran past a man with a sword in his mouth. Cyborg pulled out the sword and attacked the soldiers.
"He's got a sword!" One of the soldiers cried out in horror. "You idiot! We all got swords!" The leader cried out, as the rest pulled out their swords. Cyborg dropped the sword and ran towards Alana.
"One jump ahead of boneheads." Alana ran and got blocked by some soldiers. (Street rat!) The soldiers echoed.
"And against the horde." Again she was blocked. (Weird girl!) They echoed again.
"2 jumps ahead of disaster." Alana and Cyborg ran up the stairs. (Weird girl!) They were cornered yet again. Alana grabbed Cyborg and enter a shop.
"But I'm just a whole lot faster." Still they were trapped, only one way. The window. Alana held her hands on both sides of her cloak.
"Wish me happy landings all I got to is ...jump."
Alana and Cyborg jumped out of the window, as they slowly landed on the ground with Alana's cloak. They both took a deep breath and thankful that they had lost them."Alright, Cyborg. Breakfest is served." Alana gave him a huge piece of bread. As she gave him the piece of bread, Alana noticed to little kids. They were in nothing but rags for clothes and had been digging in the trash. Alana and Cyborg looked at each other and handed the bread to the children. The kids smiled and hugged both Alana and Cyborg. As Alana headed out, she noticed a crowd of people gathered.
"What's going on?" Alana asked one of the citizens. "The Princess is coming." He answered. She looked up and noticed a blonde girl dressed in pink, riding in a pink chariot.
"Why is she coming here?" Alana asked the man once more.
"Ah, well. Princess Kitty comes here today in hopes that her and Prince Robin will marry today." He answered. Alana looked at Princess Kitty once more as her smile fainted. Just then the two children ran across the road and frightened the horses. The horses jumped up and threw Kitty of her chariot to the ground.
"You ruined my dress." Kitty threw out a huge pink whip and swing it towards the kids. Alana high jumped and grabbed the whip before it could hit the two kids.
"Hey, Pinky! Learn some manners!" Alana cried out, trying to pull the whip out of Kitty's hands. Kitty thou, was stronger and pulled the whip back, causing Alana and Cyborg to fall in the mud. The people laughed at the two of them like a pack of hyenas.
"Well, Cyborg. I guess you don't see a horse with two rare ends." Alana commented on Kitty. Kitty turned frustrated and hissed.
"You filthy girl, you are nothing but a weird girl. You'll die a weird girl and only your fleas will like you!"
Alana jumped up with a fury as a black aura surrounded her body, and tried to attack Kitty. Unfortainly, Kitty entered the palace and the gates shut tight.
"I'm not filthy, and I don't have fleas." Alana grabbed Cyborg and decided to head home. As Alana and Cyborg returned home, in a broken down little place on top of a rooftop. Cyborg climbed up to his little bed, as Alana looked outside her window and sang to herself.
"Weird girl, street rat, I don't buy that. If they could see me. Would they see a poor girl? No siry. They'll find out there's so much more to me!" Alana looked at the palace as the sun dazzled behind it.
"One day, Cyborg. We're going to live in a palace with no one to tell us to do, servants and no worries. No worries at all."