Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh

(Yugi is happily smiling in the chair)

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars…

Yugi Mouto…he's having an affair with Yami's cheese…

(thanks Nintendo Queen for the ideas but I tweak it up a little)

"I'm not having an affair with cheese! And Yami's not having an affair with cheese either!" Yugi said.

Right…Yugi Mouto…he's failing in Duel Monsters so he became a clown named Bob…

(again Nintendo Queen I tweaked it, but thanks for the idea)

"I'm not failing Duel monsters! Wait…duel monsters isn't a subject in school…how can I be failing it? And I'm not a clown!" Yugi said defensively.

Sure…then what's the hair for?

"My hair's natural that way! Just because my hair is colored doesn't mean I'm a clown!" Yugi said.

Yugi Mouto…Move the Jacuzzi right over there Tristan…yep…right there…now where was I?

"You were going to interview me," Yugi said.

Right…Yugi Mouto…hey! Brianna! Mai! Did you bring your swim suits we have a Jacuzzi!

"Um…hello? You're supposed to be interviewing me, what are you doing in there?" Yugi asked.

Sorry…Yugi Mouto…Andrea! Mokuba! Join the party!

"Are you having a party in there? You're suppose to be interviewing me! And why wasn't I invited!" Yugi yelled like he was going into denial.

Yugi Mouto…he's-hey! Joey! Wassup! We have pizza!

"What! Joey's there! Joey! Why didn't you tell me there was a party! I thought we were friends!" Yugi yelled anime tears coming out of his eyes.

"Why didn't I tell you what?" Joey said suddenly walking on the stage, stopping next to Yugi.

"Wait…I thought you were at the party?" Yugi said stopping his river-flowing anime tears.

"What party? I didn't know there was a party today," Joey answered.

"Wait…You lied!" Yugi said pointing an accusing finger at some random spot. "There's no party!"

How do you know?

"Because Joey's right there with me! He's not at your party!" Yugi yelled.

Well it's my imaginary party…Yah! Hot dogs!

"Oh forget it…" Yugi said as he walked off the stage.

Now you know…Yugi Mouto…

Joey shrugged and sat on the chair.

Know your stars, Know your stars, Know your stars…

Joey Wheeler…Get out

Joey pouted and left the stage.

R&R! and next time we'll find out who the narrator is! Review and I'll update sooner! But just to tell you I don't have a computer so I'm on my cousins right now, i'm moving soon, so i might be slow to update