CHAPTER 5

Disclaimer: Same as the other chapters.

Hey you lot. I just got back and I'm in the team. And even my brother, Ron was made Keeper. He beat McLaggen (who by the way is like a Gorilla and more physically fit for a keeper).

Moony congratulates Ginny.

Wormtail congratulates Ginny and Ron.

Padfoot wonders why a Gorilla tried out for the team.

Prongs doesn't like the position of a Keeper. He prefers being a Chaser (after seeker of course).

Hehehe. Anyway. Prof. Slughorn just asked me to come and join him for dinner.

Moony is amused by the name Slughorn. He is rolling on the floor laughing.

Wormtail tells Ginny to excuse Moony. He's just pretending to have drunk a bottle of Firewhisky.

Padfoot wonders whether Slughorn is hitting on Ginny.

Prongs would like to suggest that Slughorn is probably too old for Ginny. But if it is true love then nothing should stand in the way.

Moony is still rolling on the floor laughing.

Errm. Let me rephrase that. He asked me and a couple of OTHER STUDENTS as well.

Moony is still laughing and is unavailable for comment.

Wormtail is looking at him with his eyes popping out. Moony has surely lost his sanity.

Padfoot wants Ginny to skip the dinner and instead go and drown Snivellus.

Prongs chuckles and says that after drowning Snape, she should go to the owlery and set it ablaze.

Well actually. I'm pretty hungry, so I'm off. Cya guys.

Moony who has just stopped laughing doesn't know what Ginny just said.

Wormtail bids her goodbye.

Padfoot reckons that Ginny should carry out his diabolical plans. It will do her good. Well. Actually, it won't. It will get her into trouble. But still. He likes his schemes.

Prongs likes Padfoot when he's all hyper. He talks about diabolical schemes and persuades us to do it. And we actually go along with them. He bids Ginny farewell and reminds her that if she needs any tips on how to be mischievous, she can always rely on the four marauders.

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A/N: hello again my potato peelers. Erm.. Okay. WHAT? Hello again my reviewers (yes that's it. I got it right). Hope you all liked it. Please review. Thanks to deppforever07 for reviewing so much and encouraging me to write more. Will update soon. Kruger (the battery)?