Author's Notes: I am well aware of the large amount of angsty Rock poetry in this section, but what's one more to add to the list? Enjoy.

Disclaimer: (jumps out window)

My sunglasses are black
They are black to hide my eyes
My eyes are sad
I wear black boots
They make me look taller
They make me feel stronger
My sweater is red
It's red so you can't see me bleed
And I always bleed

My sunglasses are black
They hide my tears