Well here it is another chapter, and its not two months! Shocking. Well I'm just in a good mood because three of my applications are done, and I just finished watching the first season of KITH, so everything here is pretty damn good. I don't have really anything else to blather about just that this story still doesn't have a title. And that is precisely your fault, dear readers. So all of you get on the trolley, and think of some stupid name for this story. Do it now!

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Wally sighed and opened his eyes, then promptly shut them again. The sight before him was not one that made him feel warm and tingly inside. Actually, it made his mouth fill with bile and his face turn red with embarrassment. He was now at the Watch Tower, surrounded by his closest friends, and he had the worst hang over of his life. This was not going to end well; he could feel it in his bones.

"Flash I know you're awake. I saw you open your eyes." Wonder Woman said, and Wally could make out the hard edge of annoyance that was creeping into her voice. Soon she was going to start asking rhetorical questions, it was just a matter of time.

"Wally." he mumbled and sat up slowly, clutching his head in his hands.

"What?" Wonder Woman asked.

"Wally, I'm Wally. Not the Flash. Just Wally. Does it look like I am wearing red spandex, and rushing around at top speeds, spewing witty banter? No I am not. So there for I cannot possibly be The Flash. You savvy? " Wally rasped, as he closed his sore eyes and fell back down onto the sofa.

"Um, Wally are you okay?" J'onn asked gently as he stared at the disillusioned red head.

"But more to the point Fla..." Superman was stopped by a pointed glare from J'onn. He revised his statement and continued. "I mean Wally, is that we had to pick you up at a bar, which Shayera tells me that you are a regular at. What the heck are you thinking?" Superman demanded as he stared down at the prostrate Wally.

"Thank you J'onn for caring so much. I am not okay; I have not been okay for several weeks now. Thanks for catching on so fast." Wally said bitterly, purposely ignoring the lecture that Superman was trying to start.

"What do you mean?" Shayera demanded as she stared at Wally closely. He started to blush and he looked away, he couldn't keep up her intense gaze.

"I just have been feeling depressed lately. That's all." he shrugged, trying to make up for the biting sarcasm of his previous statement with a tone of indifference, and then realized he had said the precisely the wrong thing. By the others expression it seemed like depression was not a matter to be taken lightly.

"Men. I bet that you're just sad because you can't get a girlfriend." Wonder Woman snarled, breaking the uncomfortable silence of the room.

"Don't go taking some "Holier then Thou" attitude with me Princess. I'm not the one who loves to go cavorting around the city in a golden bra and star spangled underpants while spewing all this female liberation bullshit." he shot back angrily.

This statement did not sit well with the Amazon. Letting out a shriek, she quickly ran forward intent on tackling her costume's decrier. That was until she found herself trapped in a large green bubble.

"Let me out right now Lantern." Wonder Woman yelled as she pounded furiously on the walls of the orb.

"I think you need to cool your jets kid." GL said as he gently placed the detained Amazon a safe distance away from Wally.

"I think I need to go." Wally retorted as he gingerly out up from the couch..

"Cool it sport, I think we need to discuss your problem." Batman said firmly placing himself between Wally and the hallway.

"No I really have to go!" Wally said a hint of urgency in his voice.

"And I said we need to talk!" Batman firmly grabbed Wally's shoulders, and forced him back down onto the couch. The speedster, too unsteady and sore to resist, went along with Batman's demand.

"Then I am really sorry about this." Wally managed to declare before he vomited all over Batman's boots. The Dark Knight just stared out into space blankly, and everyone could almost hear him thinking these words, 'I can't kill him' 'I can't kill him.'

"See ya." Wally murmured before running to the bathroom and slamming the door forcefully. Everyone stood around quietly not sure how to break the silence that had descended upon them. Eventually Batman was the first to end the awkwardness.

"He threw up on me."

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"Look Flash, we need to have a talk." Batman said as he stared at Wally who was looking depressed and despondent. "Are you paying attention to be?" Batman asked slowly with a steely hint in his voice.

"Sorry Bats, but your smell is distracting me." Wally deadpanned as he looked at the coffee mug in front of him, what he wouldn't give for it to be Irish coffee.

"My smell?" Batman questioned, forcing his arm not to rise up and smack Wally across his face.

"You smell like vomit."

"That would be because a certain someone threw up on me last night." Batman said now forcing himself to count to twenty under his breath.

"Well, then why didn't you take a shower?"

" Because, for some odd reason the plumbing hasn't worked quite right in the men's quarters ever since some one flushed a mutated snapping turtle down the drain. GL thinks that it is currently living in the pipes, subsisting off of rust and bathe water. And it was my good fortune that all of the showers are no longer working." Batman said still trying to work down his temper, but the utter shittiness of last night, coupled with the total lack of remorse from Wally was beginning to get him angry all over again.

"Yeah I remember that. Good times." Wally grinned as he remembered the turtle swimming away peacefully down the drain. Watching Finding Nemo while sloshed on Jim Bean had an adverse affect on Wally West, and none paid for it so dear then Mr. Jiminy the snapping turtle. "Why didn't you use the girl's bathroom?" Wally asked innocently.

"Don't you think I tried?" Batman asked as his hand went to his jaw distinctively. That blow was another one of his least favorite memories to add to last night.

"Well go back to earth, bathe, splash around in the sink, I don't care, but I just can't talk to you when you smell like bile." Wally said as he closed his eyes, the light of the break room still sent stabs of pain into his skull.

"Fine, but change into your Flash costume." Batman said as he stalked silently back to his room.

"Rightyo chief." Wally said as he stumbled down the hall, and entered his room. He took off his t-shirt, and jeans until he was left only in his lightening bolt boxers, and pulled a fresh spandex suit out of his closet.

"Hey Flash you owe me for last ni..." Hawkgirl trailed off as she saw the halfway naked Flash standing in front of her.

"Um hi." Flash said, his face turning the same hue as his hair. Hawkgirl covered her eyes with her wings, and quickly turned away.

"Don't you ever knock?" he asked.

"I have to go." she said awkwardly before hurrying out. He sighed as he watched her flustered departure and put on the rest of his costume. Why did he have such a hard time with the ladies?