A/N After a long break I have finally started writing again! Also, if you notice that i put to many spaces or not one where there should be, sorry i spilled soda on my

Summary: Kinda like attack of the art work but soccer style! I (meghan) enroll Anakin and Obi-Wan into a soccer league!

"Remind me to get a restraining order on you!" Obi-Wan said as Meghan forced them down to the soccer feild.

"Sure thing Obi-Wan, but like I said as an author..."Meghan started but was cut off by the two of them.

"It's your job to make us miserable," they said.

"Right!" Meghan said and they finally reached the soccer field.

" ARGH!" Anakin yelled," I already don't like this, I stepped in geese poop! Meghan and Obi-Wan laughed.

"Don't worry you'll get used to that," Meghan said and walked to her coach while Anakin and Obi-Wan looked at each other and walked over to their coach. They stood by the rest of the team after they signed in.

"Today, is just a fun game," their coach said, "but I want you to get out there and kick their asses! Alright, fat and short play defense, tall and orange hair foward (Obi-Wan figured that was him), tall and gray defense, and it continued to tall and dumbass goalie (which Anakin was told by Obi-Wan was him).

"That guy reminds me of someone farmiliar," Obi-Wan said.

"Mace?" Anakin said.

"How'd ya know?" Obi-Wan replied sarcastically.

" Do you have any idea how to play goalie?" Anakin asked Obi-Wan.

"Yea, you stand in front of the net," he pointed to the two posts, "and when the other team kicks the ball at the net you try to stop it. Once you have the ball you can either kick it out to one of your teammates or throw it, but dont step over the eighteen, thats the second white line."

"How in the hell do you know that?" Anakin asked.

" I read it in..."

"You read to much." Anakin interuppted and they went to their positions. The ref blew his whistle and the game began. Meghan's team immediatley got the ball and started running down the field. One of Anakin's defenders stole the ball and passed it to Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan dribbled up the field and had the ball stolen by Meghan. Meghan passed it to Mark (one of the best soccer players around) who dribbled it up and shot it. Anakin saw the ball coming at his left and Force jumped sideways to get the ball. He caught the ball and ran up to the eighteen and punted the ball right to Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan dribbled the ball and shot it right passed the goalie making the score one nothing. The game continued and nothing exciting happened until in the second half. Both Anakin and Obi-Wan were playing foward. Anakin was dribbling down the ball and he passed it to a girl, who passed it to Obi-Wan who passed it back to Anakin. Anakin shot the ball extremely hard, but it missed and bounced of the post and went flying and hit Anakin right in the head! The ball went flying to Obi-Wan, who kicked it and scored. Anakin who was on the ground rubbing his head glared at the goal post. The goalie who was right by the goal post thought Anakin was glaring at him and looked afraid. Anakin got up with help from a laughing Obi-Wan and Meghan. The ref blew his whistle three times signaling the game was over. Anakin and Obi-Wan's team won 2-1. After the game Anakin hanged back with the two until everyone was gone. After making sure the cost was clear Anakin used the Force to bend the goal post in half, causing the whole goal to break. Anakin walked off.

"There went hundreds of tax dollars," Meghan mumbled and headed toward Obi-Wan. "Is he always this crazy?" Meghan asked.

"No, only when he just has coffee," Obi-Wan replied.

THE END!

Disclaimer: I own shit...and a soccer ball. lol

A/n LoL what did you think? Its not as funny as my last one but I think its good.

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