Woot woo! My brother went to bed, so I have temporarily highjacked the pooper! Okay, what I really meant to say to Ariyo-sama, was I have no service on my phone. So, uhm, yeah…
Disclaimer: Santa decided to be a cheap bastard. ALL I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS FROM HIM WAS THE EFFING NEVERENDING STORY TWO AND NASTY ASS GUM! KISS MY A$$ FAT MAN! huffhuff I WANTED GEORGE DAMMIT! But alas, I own no HP characters. sigh
Draco looked around frantically. Where could he hide?
"Harry, don't run, come on. Aw, she put up mistle- M-Malfoy?"
"Erm, I can explain-"
"HARRY HOW COULD YOU! I TOUGHT YOU KNEW!"
"Wha-what?"
"Thisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappeningthisisn'thappening…"
Hermione leapt to Draco. "You don't really love him, right? Tell me you don't!"
"Um…" Draco was beginning to get really confused. "What?"
"I've always loved a bad boy, Draco." Hermione said, then yanked him down and kissed him hard.
"OH MY GOD, THAT IS SO WRONG!"
Harry passed out.
"Oh, Draco, take me!"
"What! But I don't want you!"
Suddenly Hermione broke down into sobs. "It's my hair, isn't it? You just hate my hair!"
"What? No, n-no. I-"
"Then my blood! My stupid family!"
"No, no! Please stop crying! No!"
Hermione looked up at Draco through tearstained eyes.
"Uh, um-"
"HOLD ME, DRACO!"
Hermione leapt on Draco. He wasn't entirely gay…
Draco looked down at Hermione and kissed her.
She smiled and whispered, "Let's go find an empty classroom."
"Er-As tempting as that is…we couldn't do that."
"What? Why?"
"Er-Promise not to tell? I-uh-need a-uhm- r-romantic…environment…"
"Oh! Oh, of course! I'll go get one ready now. Meet me in the Transfiguration room in an hour."
Then she rushed off. Draco's life was becoming extremely complicated.
Yup. That's right sucka busta's, two chapters in one day. Whatcha gonna do aboot it? Yeah, so. Lol. Thought Hermione would be fun to toss in. Heh.
Will Draco go meet Hermione? Will Harry ever come around? Where are Crabbe and Goyle? How long are they gonna be in that freakin' school? Where are the twins going to fit into this rapidly growing shape? No one knows!
Tacos for reviewing!