Okay, seriously guys. I just checked my hits on this story and it was like 710. and you know how many reviews I have? You should, it's like right up there… Okay, anyway, it's 56! Wtf? REVIEW OR PERISH, FIENDS! HOW COULD YOU TAKE MY TACOS AND LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND?
Dudes, after putting her in, I have no idea what I'm gonna do with Hermione. Review me and let me have some ideas or Draco will decide he loves her and they will tear apart Hermione's Transfiguration room! Haha, I'm just joking. But finding out what to do with her was hard.
Disclaimer: None of the sexys (or not-so-sexys) are soupy like me.
Draco looked down at Harry, who had assumed the fetal position and was mumbleing to himself madly.
"H-Harry?" Draco asked tentatively.
"NOW YOU SEE! NOW YOU SEE WHY I SAID NO!"
"Th-that was it? If it wasn't for Hermione, you'd have gone out with me?"
"Well, yeah. Probably. But Hermione is my best friend, I couldn't do that to her." Harry said.
"In the open, gone out?"
"Yeah, why not?"
"I'll be back." Draco said, hurrying away. "Wait for me here."
"What?"
Draco burst into the Transfiguration room. Hermione looked up.
"Draco! You weren't supposed to be here yet!"
"Hermione, I'm sorry. I can't have sex with you."
"What? Why?"
"I'm in love with Harry."
Hermione stopped. The candle she was levitating dropped.
"I figured. Well, I suppose it wasn't meant to be. But if you hurt him," she added. "I will use an unforgivable curse on you. Don't doubt me, Draco. I will torture you into insanity."
Draco nodded and slowly backed out. Then he ran.
When he reached the hall where he'd been, Harry was waiting.
"Everything's cleared up." Draco said.
Harry smiled. "Merry Christmas." He said, and kissed him.
And that, boys and girls, is the end. And now I have no purpose in life. Crap. Right, so, review and tell me how you liked the complete version of my first published fan fiction.