Well, it's the magical DarkTheda again; here to write more stuff to clutter up this site, so here you are, reading it. Wha-what's wrong with you? Are you, somehow, under the impression that I'm some sort of Super-Writer? Well, if you do, be my guest and keep reading.
Disclaimer: I own nothing here, because the potion that was supposed to turn me into Jhonen Vasquez failed. But I do own Monroe.
Another day in the place where all the Invader Zim people lived. I wonder what it's called… well, it was another day there, and I can assure you that. Zim had got out of his labs, where Monroe was, being tested on. He had to go to Skool today. But DarkTheda is on Summer Vacation. Heh heh. After telling Gir not to eat the toaster, he left. Seeing his master leave, Gir ate the toaster anyway.
Zim was walking over to his locker (Yes, his grade uses them. See Tak: The Hideous New Girl) to get his filthy earth books, when he overheard one of the stink children. "Did you hear?" The voice belonged to LizardBoy. "There's going to be a Dog Show in the center of the town!" Poonchy, who had been listening, nodded. "I'm taking my dog and winning a trophy!" He replied. Zim wanted to hear more, but the bell rang for class. Growling and cursing the earth bell under his breath in Irken tongue, he followed the earth monkeys to Ms. Bitter's class.
Lunchtime. Zim poked his bologna sandwich cautiously. His face showed disgust. However, his usual lunch frustrations were pushed away when he heard someone ask him something. "Hey, Zim! Are you and Gir entering the Dog Show?" Zim turned around, facing his old "best friend", Keef. "Uhhh…" "You should! I'm entering with my dog, and so is everyone else!" Keef smiled. Zim looked around, trying to hear what everyone else had to say. And indeed, everyone with a dog was going. Zim turned back to face Keef. "Why, of coarse I am! I AM NORMAL!" Everyone stared at him with questioning looks. Dib sat at his table, pointing at Zim, probably getting ready to accuse him of not being normal. However, Zim ignored the large headed kid and started to wonder how Gir was going to handle this filthy earth competition.
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