Okay, last chapter was mediocre at best… but seriously, you won't like this one… It was a good story in my head but I couldn't think of how to put it down on paper so… ya... It's the only TP story I'm able to update now cause my writing style's changed so much… I write more fluffy cute stories now but all my current TP fics are like angsty ones… so… guuuh….

Adventures In Numair Salmalin's Workshop

By KatYoukai

Chapter 4: Mt. Tortall

Once upon a time, King Jonathan decided he wanted a mountain…

One day, Jon woke up and said," I want my own mountain."

So, he went to his friend and black robe mage, Numair Salmalin, and stated," I have a dream. A dream of a realm that is all one mountain! I want you to raise the land so that Tortall is one huge mountain with Corus at the top!"

Numair listened to his outrageous demand and burst into a fit on insane laughter. Then he looked up into Jon's very serious face. He was not joking. Numair laughed even harder.

" And how do you suggest I do this sire?" The mage choked.

His answer was given when the king thrust a gem under his nose. The Dominion Jewel.

" KEH?" Numair yelped in shock and jumped back. He then eyed the jewel like a curious crow," Shiiiiny…"

" Use this."

The black robe stared at his king skeptically," Did something crazy crawl up your BEEP last night while you were asleep? Cause this is just BEEP ing insane! And who the BEEP keeps censoring me?"

Cher: Heh… sorry.

Numair turned back to Jon," What're you, on crack?"

Jon shifted nervously," Maybe…"

The mage coughed and shook his head. The two went at it for another hour or so. Don't they have anything better to do? Finally…

" Alright! Alright! I'll make you a mountain you spoiled child!" Numair finally cried in frustration.

So he grabbed the Dominion Jewel and gathered up his gift. Okay Numair, think mountain!

Nothing happened. Suddenly, the ground shot up and shuddered as it rose. Numair and Jon were thrown to the ground. And in an instant the realm Tortall became Mt. Tortall.

" You know Jon, since Tortall's become a mountain, somewhere on the other side of the world, another realm's become a crater exactly this size."

A week later, news arrived to the palace that Scanra had become a huge crater. So the world is flat afterall.

FanFictionFantom: Thanks alot -smiles sadly- you're just making it harder to leave this section :( Now that I look back at it, I suppose that last chapter wasn't too bad. But this chapter... was completely pointless to put it lightly. I don't know... it seemed like such a good idea in my head, but then as I started writing I found all sorts of problems...sigh. But you know you're right... I mean about forcing my writing. I tihnk I'll just wait a while till the ideas come to me before I continue those stories.

Magequeen: Okay so that last chapter was still somewhat okay but I seriously think I messed this one up. You don't have to be kind for my sake -sighs- I'm beating myself up, things are really stressful and stuff right now...

On Top Of Cloud 9: Okay here's the update, thanks for the review. But this chapter's really disapointing... I get the nasty feeling I'm missing a chunk of the plot if it can even be called that.

Wildace Keladry2005: Keeping it up not very well here -cringes- I keep getting this nasty feeling I left out a huge chunk of the story... I just can't place it...