"Where you are seems to be as far as an eternity!" loudly sang the sadly tone deaf Rage. So far, she hadn't seen any demons but lots of squirrels. She mentally shivered at the thought of a squirrel.
Demons she could handle, but squirrels were a whole other story. They were secretly minions of evil…
Along with the Keebler elves and Barbies.
She clucked her tongue and softly pulled her reins to the right to signal for the horse to turn. She kind of fell of the huge mare and walked into an inn.
"Hey girly, lookin' for a good time?" slurred a drunk fat ass as he groped her. She slapped away his hand and let her hand fall to the hilt of her sword.
"Go jack off." She growled and trudged up to the main desk. There stood a bald, middle-aged man.
"Gimme a room for the night." She growled at him and slapped three silver coins on the counter. He slyly took the coins and tossed her the key at the same time.
In a flash she lifted her wrist and caught the key. She stomped up to her room and slammed the door shut before locking it.
' Nuri-Chan? You awake?' she sent mentally.
' Waz 'ou wand?' came Nuriko's sleepy reply.
' Your body of course, Sexy!'
' Oh, it's you Rage.'
' That's all I get? Don't you LOVE me?'
' It's past midnight. I'm tired and I want to sleep.'
' Fine you grumpet. I'll let you sleep.' Humphed Rage.
' Good, bye bye Cherub.' Sleepily groaned Nuriko before the link was cut.
Rage gave a sigh. Now she had nothing to do and she didn't dare get drunk with all those fat assed perverts down stairs.
So she resorted to her second favorite pass time,
SLEEPING.
A/N: Sorry it's so short after I was away so long.