Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings or any of the Characters, of the movie, or book. I only own the plotline and the things that I do to them!

Summary- Lord of the Rings GONE CRAZY! This is a humor filled story about the Lord of the Rings..., all the characters are out of character except for Legolas..., and a narrarator keeps running around and ruining the plot-line! Add a couple of fan girls..., an insane she-elf who loves Legolas..., and an elven maiden that Legolas loves..., but she has to find Legolas first..., ARGGHH!

A/n- This is another Lord of the Rings story! Written as a challenge from Uomini. My first Humor story..., well I guess it's my first Humor..., LOL! I hope that y'all enjoy! All reviews appreciated, all flames are used on the campfire to make S'mores. YUMM!

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Today was a fine day in the realm of Rivendell..., the birds were singing..., the sun was shining..., everything was going just right..., so he thought. Legolas walked out of his room unaware of the 'danger' that he would be in soon.

He was happy to know that he had a good restful night's sleep. And he was happy. He started to walk down the hall way that held his friend's chambers, but instead of the hall being noisy..., it was silent. "Hmmm...," Legolas thought. Normally one of the twins would be chasing the other..., although he didn't know which..., and Estel would be over in the corner laughing..., or even Estel would be running from the wrath of the two. But nothing was happening!

This worried the young elf as he pondered what to do. He thought and thought and thought. He finally decided to walk into the hall...,

Legolas looked up at the narrorator. "Mr..., uh..., uh..., Narrorator."

"Yes?"

"I never decided to go in the hall!" Legolas replied.

"Oh..., all right!" The narrarator said. "Sorry."

"That's quite all right." Legolas said. He then straightened up and walked down the hall. Legolas took a step and another, then another. He then knocked on Elladan's door. There was no answer..., he then poked his head inside. No one was there. He then did the same to Elrohir's..., and he also got the same answer. "Hmmm...," Legolas then heard snickers coming from Estel's room. Legolas knocked and opened the door.

There, huddled around a computer, was Elrohir, Elladan, and Estel. "What may I ask, is so funny?"

The three turned and saw the elf. "NOTHING!" Estel said while shutting his lap-top.

"I'm sure it's nothing." Legolas said while eying the lap-top. "What do you got there?"

"No- no- nothing." Elladan said while stepping infront of his brother and the lap-top.

"All right." Legolas said. "Breakfast is almost ready..., be down there soon."

The three nodded and watched Legolas leave. "Whew! That was close." Elladan said.

"Yeah." Aragorn said. He then opened the lap-top and went to his e-mail.

There was several messages and he decided to start with this one...,

Dear Strider101,

I would love to meet Legolas. I am not going to ask who you are or how you know him..., but I LOVE LEGOLAS! Please choose me.

Stacy.

At the bottom of the email there was a picture of Legolas and Stacy had put hearts all around it.

"Aww, isn't that sweet?" Elrohir asked. "Pick her."

"All right."

Aragorn hit the reply button. He then typed up this message...,

Dear Legolas-lover100000,

Thanks for replying. You have been selected to come to the palace in Mirkwood, and meet the prince. We will be sending some one to come and get you, (Probably Gandalf) in atleast a month. I am glad that you 'love Legolas', and that is part of the reason why we chose you..., the other is your picture at the bottom...,

Estel, Elrohir, and Elladan.

On the bottom of their e-mail they attached a picture of themselves, and Legolas when they were swimming.

"Now on to the next one Estel." Elladan said.

"All right." Estel replied. He then clicked on the name..., Dark-princess of Mirkwood. "People really get into this stuff don't they?"

Dear Strider101,

I saw your e-mail, and I would love to meet the prince. He is so cute, funny, smart, caring..., I could go on and on. Please select me.

Carrie.

"Choose her too Estel!" Elrohir replied.

Aragorn hit the reply button once more...,

Dear Dark-princess of Mirkwood,

I saw your e-mail, and you have been chosen to come to Mirkwood and meet the prince. We will be sending some one to come and get you, (Probably Gandalf) in atleast a month. The Prince Legolas would like me to attach this picture at the bottom. Enjoy!

Estel, Elrohir, and Elladan.

They once again attached the picture of them swimming.

"This is going to be awesome!" Elladan siad.

"Well, ten fan-girls are on their way..., let's tell the rest after breakfast...," Estel said.

"All right." Elladan replied. The three slipped out, but they did not notice Legolas slip in.

Legolas sat down at the computer and typed up the easily known password of his friend, everyone in the elven realms knew it. "S-t-r-i-d-e-r." Legolas said as he typed.

"Carrie..., hmmm...,"

To be continued...,

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