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Summary- Lord of the Rings GONE CRAZY! This is a humor filled story about the Lord of the Rings..., all the characters are out of character except for Legolas..., and a narrarator keeps running around and ruining the plot-line! Add a couple of fan girls..., and insane she-elf who loves Legolas..., and an elven maiden that Legolas loves..., but she has to find Legolas first..., ARGGHH!

A/n- This is another Lord of the Rings story. My first Humor story..., well I guess it's my first Humor..., LOL! I hope that y'all enjoy! All reviews appreciated, all flames are used to kill the Naz-gul. YAY! Thanks to all the reviewers!I appreciate them!

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(Narrarator #1 enters and looks at Legolas.)

("Legolas is sitting in Estel's room reading his e-mail. He is spying on his friend..., we were all frightened at what the prince did next...,")

"Hmm. I guess he is just trying to find a date for Ada, and he said that he was the prince of Mirkwood again! He's gonna really have to stop this." Legolas said while leaving the room.

("Why would he think that? Let's watch...,")

"Mr. Narrarator!" Legolas yelled.

"Yes?"

"Could you please keep it down?" He asked.

"Yes."

"Hannad." Legolas said while walking to the dining hall, he had no idea of what was happening.

"Legolas ion-nin!" Thranduil smiled. "What are you doing here?"

"It is breakfast is it not, Ada?" Legolas asked.

"I have remebered something! Go and clean the stables!" Thranduil said.

"Ada! What are you insane? What are you thinking?" Legolas asked.

"You need to be learning more responsibility! You are to be taking the crown one day!" Thranduil yelled. "Go find yourself a woman after you are through, any one will due. You are to be married soon."

"Ada, how much lindon have you drunk?" Legolas asked. Lindon was the strongest wine in all the land, and his father was quite found of it.

"I am not drunk you idiot! Now go and clean the stables, find yourself a lady, and disappear for a few months, you need to learn responsibility, so you can take care of a family, take nothing with you, but your horses and that girl. Now go!" Thranduil said. "If you don't then you and that maiden will be kicked out of the realm, heniach nin?"

"Ye-Ye- Yes Ada." Legolas said while leaving. "Deffinately make sure that he doesn't have anymore Lindon." He muttered.

("But the King had not been drinking, he had not had Lindon in almost a month..., what was going on here?")

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Legolas had cleaned almost two-hundread horses today, he wondered how the servants could do this! He walked into the palace and cleaned up, he then walked out of the castle to accomplish his father's next wish, run away for a month with some maiden, yeah, don't let him have any Lindon.

He knocked on the door of the girl that he loved the most. When she arrived he smiled.

"Legolas?" She whispered while closing the door. "What are you doing here? My father would kill you if he found out that you were here." She said.

"I need you to run away with me, orders from the King." Legolas said.

"Ha-ha, very funny." Anarya replied.

Legolas looked at her, "If we do not, then we have to be thrown out of the realm forever."

"Your joking right?" She asked.

"Nay. I wish I were."

"Then, I suppose that I should run away with you." Anarya said.

Legolas handed her a letter. "Ada, made this, he said that you need to give it to your father."

"All right." She said. "Legolas, how much Lindon has your father drunk?"

"He said none." Legolas replied.

"I am sure." Anarya smiled. "Let me see if this works. I'll be back." She disappeared into the house.

("What is the King thinking? If he is not drunk then what is wrong with him?")

Soon Anarya returned and smiled. "He said anything for his king." She replied while rolling his eyes. "Well, let's go."

"All right." Legolas said while helping the maiden on the horse. "Your lucky your wearing your tunic and leggings. We are to be away for quite some time."

"That's why I changed." Anarya smiled.

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"Legolas..., he will soon be mine." Lithen whispered. She was in her house, and she was deeply in love with Legolas, she would do anything to get him, anything...,

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"Can you believe that Thranduil sent Legolas away with a maiden?" Estel asked.

"I wish that ada would do that with us!" Elladan whined.

Just then Elrond appeared out of no where. "Do not count on it." He said while giving them one of those 'eye-brow looks'.

"A-a-ada, where did you come from?" Elrohir asked.

"I would not like to describe my birth at the moment."

"He means, how did you get here?" Elladan asked.

"Ishtari." He replied.

Estel looked at him questioningly.

"Gandalf."

"Oh." He said.

To be continued...,

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Elvish Translations:

Ada: Father

Hannad: Thanks.

Ion-nin: My son.

Henniach nin: Do you understand?

Well, there was that chapter! Thanks to all my wonderful reviewers! I hope that you liked this chapter, keep reviewing! HAHAHA! Poor Leggy!
KerowynGreenleaf.