Note: Edited Version. ' I changed the Metroid Part to…I bet you can't guess! And added a bit of other stuff…trying to make it…as clear as possible!
The lights flicked on in the nearly-empty room as the anti-heroes from many different worlds scrambled inside the counselor room
busily, taking their seats, all mumbling something to their selves. One had a rather large globelike head and a long scepter…the other was
the size of a mere child in a purple sorcerer hat, but a look of hate and bloodlust stretched across his face…A very fat one that was having
some trouble sitting in his seat without crushing it sat next, and a small hat sat on his head. A hammer was laid next to him that had a star
inscribed on it. Next, a kid with somewhat spiky hair with a strange ball around his neck sat down and flipped out a Game Boy-like thing.
He pressed buttons and talked into it and it responded back. He closed it and gave a incredulous look to the three red, blue, and yellow
things hopping up and down in their chairs. They all had weird eyes and antenna, and varied in size and shape. Finally, a person who took
on the appearance of some kind of black android with a large fogged helmet on stomped across the room. It sat down quickly and the
murmuring stopped. They all looked at each other in confusion and disgust, then back at the strange hat lying on a stool next to a podium.
There was a dead silence as they all waited in their seats, not moving at all. Finally, the spiky haired kid spoke, with a somewhat annoyed
tone in his voice. "So that old quack has summoned us all into this room. He said there'd be some kind of contest. Anyone know what
he's talking about?" he asked the others, "I mean, I asked my pokedex about this so called, 'melee' but, it knew nothing of the sort." The
villains all looked at each other again and sighed. The boy in a purple hat sat there and closed his eyes in thought. "Sorry. But I am left
clueless. The man nearly called me up and ordered me to come. He did not inform me of anything; except that I should come if I wish to
have revenge. And I certainly think that all of you have come here for the same purpose?" he said in a low, ghastly voice as all of the other
villains nodded. . A tall monkey-faced man rushed into the room, and nearly tripped trying to get up to the podium and took out a
clipboard. He was in a suit that made him look professional, and adjusted his tie before starting, "I see you have all come. Ehem, very well,
very well. Sorry I am late. Traffic was erm, slow. I see that you all have your name tags on…Good. I will call your name and you shall
come up to draw a name from this hat. You know the procedures...Okay now, let's pull out the list…" the man said adjusting his tie yet
again and looking down at the clip board. "Ah, yes Grodus. Come on up." The thing with the large head paused for a second, but the man
glared at him angrily so he got up from his seat and shuffled across the room in his large robe, almost like a ghost. His small, gloved hand
reached inside of the hat and pulled out a slip of paper. "It says…Wait, who? Uhh..who is that?" the strange large headed thing said in
voice bearing a scary resemblance to a computer's. The other man grabbed it sternly and read it over. "It says Dr. Mario, you nut. Sit
down and let the next person have their turn." Adjusting himself, he called out another name. "Okay….Vaati? Vaati, you're up next." And
so the rounds continued…"DDD, Link. Gary, Fox McCloud. Dark Samus, Bowser. Viruses, Marth and Roy. Ehem, okay then, it seems
to be that there is one last piece of paper left. And Andross gets….ah, yes, Kirby. I have heard stories of the little puff ball from you,
blubber penguin."
"Who you callin' a blubber penguin!" the blue thing yelled at him hotly, flinging his hammer at it. It grabbed it skillfully and dropped it on the
ground, unfazed. "Now, now, no need for violence. I know how quarrelsome you are, penguin, but you should be saving your energy for
the battles."
End of Chapter