Note: Okay people! I hope that chapter three will make a little more sense. And don't worry...more will be explained later if it doesn't.
There once was a man in Peru
He dreamed he was eating his shoe
He woke with a fright in the middle of the night
And saw that his dream had come tru-
"Kirby! Put that book down and go to BED!" a loud voice rang in his
ears. His fingerless pink hand slammed the book down onto his bed stand and looked angrily at his door. "Tiff! Like what the heck? Are
you my MOM or something? Sheesh! What next, you're going to tuck me in or something?" a pink, some what blobby, figure said,
stomping over to the door and opening it. "Kirby…I just don't want you to get sleepy tomorrow…it's the big event remember? Ahh, and
there are going to be no strings attached because it's not held by DDD!" said the short girl in a green and purple shirt with a dreamy tone
in her voice. Her hair was put in an odd looking piggy tail and she looked at Kirby with big sparkly eyes. Kirby rolled his eyes as he
looked over at the large, colorful poster tacked to his door. "Hey Tiff, did DDD come to dinner tonight? He said something to me
yesterday about 'I need to build my strength up!'. I thought he told me before that Escargoon convinced him to go on a diet… he was
eating like, Klondike Bars too much or something..." Kirby said, now reading the poster. Tiff's happiness was suddenly crushed, and
replaced with suspicion. "Why no he didn't….strange, he's usually the one to pig out. He really needs to lay off the hamburgers, hotdogs,
and tacos!" Kirby ignored her remark, grabbed the poster off the door and went back inside his house. "G'Night." He said quickly,
though not trying to be rude.
Kirby jumped back onto his bed again and pushed the book of poetry off his table and put the poster there instead. Kirby's eyes ran and
re ran the piece of paper, making sure to leave out no details. But, for some bizarre reason, this poster seemed very suspicious…even
though the event it was advertising was not being held by NME, King DDD, or any of his villainous neighbors. Instead it was signed by a
mysterious "Andross" who he had never heard of before. What made him more confused is why this 'Andross' guy wanted to hold a
tournament. Violence was extremely discouraged in Dreamland…and the cappys…well…they had no feet. Also, the last time Dreamland
called for fighters…the only ones were really Kirby, Blade, Sword, and Meta Dork ehem…I mean Knight; which would make a
tournament very boring, considering they'd only sword fight and do no hand-to-hand combat with each other. After reading the poster for
a sixth time Kirby's eyes started to droop…and he slid off his bed and tumbled into a deep sleep….
He awoke sweating and looked all about. He had suddenly gotten into an airplane and was flying in outer space!
Stars…planets…everything around him was something he had never seen before, and was whizzing by every second. His head had a
helmet placed on it, and his eyes widened as he suddenly realized…he was NOT flying an air plane…instead he was flying some kind of
space ship! "Uhh…Dreamland…why is it blue…?" said Kirby confused looking down at a blue, spherical planet as his ship swerved by.
Suddenly another ship flew next to his, nearly colliding with him. "Hey! It's fox! Hi fox! How'd protecting Co-…wait a second….you're
not fox! Or Falco! Who…ARE you mr.gum ball?" said a voice coming from the ship flying past his. The figure waved to him and wiped
his windshield so that he became clearer. Kirby glared angrily over at the frog in his cockpit, which was now screaming at him and pointing
to something up ahead. "PINKY! PINKY! WATCH OUT! IT'S AN ENEMY SHIP! HE'S COMING RIGHT AT YOU!" A huge and
pointy figure bolted out from a rock floating by and rammed itself into Kirby's ship. He closed his eyes and covered his ears, trying to plug
out the loud beeping noises coming from his ship. He looked up and nearly fell over; his right wing was gone and burning! "Don't worry
blob-o! I'll take care of these guys!" Said the frog steering his ship over near a swarm of more spiky alien-like figures. The frog pushed a
few buttons and huge beams of light streamed out of his ship and blasted the aliens to bits! Kirby would have rejoiced…but…the aliens
seemed to be splating all over his windshield. The frog flipped into the air and came back around behind Kirby's ship. "Hey Gum ball!
What's a girl like you doing in an Airwing in such a dangerous place like this? You should at least know how to shoot lasers! This is
ENEMY TERRITORY!" Kirby would have chewed this frog thing out if it weren't for him being in space and he was the only one
around…and it seemed this guy knew what he was doing. "Wait a second…you might be an imposter! Show me how to fly this instant or
I'll blast your ship to bits!" the frog yelled pointing to Kirby. He took a deep breath and tried to remember something about how to fly
airplanes. He had only recently started reading…considering he only started TALKING a few months ago…and hoped he had picked up
a book on air planes. He slammed his head down onto a square pad filled with buttons hoping a thought would jump into his head. "GAH!
KIRBY THINK! " he yelled. Suddenly the ship made a hole in the buttons area and a joy stick and a red button next to it came up. Kirby
nearly jumped but, then smiled. Easy! This ship's just like that video game thingy Waddle Dee showed me a week ago! What was it
called…? Start Foxy 84 er something like that…Kirby grabbed the joy stick and sped around leaving dust behind him. He did
summersaults, loop-de-loops, cartwheels; he was now the pro...until his ship crashed into a meteor and started beeping even louder as it
caught on fire. "OH CRUD! OH MEGA CRUD! I'M GONNA DIEEE! SHUT UP STUPID COMPUTER! I KNOW I'M ON FIRE!"
The frog smiled and pressed a few buttons on his key pad and suddenly both their ships vanished. They appeared inside a docking bay
and Kirby opened his eyes. The frog smiled at him and started checking him out. "I see…sorry I judged you like that. Gotta take
precautions y'know!" Kirby's heart nearly did a back-flip, "Where…am…I…? Is this…heaven…? Am I dead?" he said looking about.
The frog was dressed in a strange outfit and walked up to him and patted him on the head. "No silly, your not dead!" Kirby gave a huge
sigh of relief as the frog continued again. "So you're Kirby huh? You must be a newbie like me! Welcome to Star Fox…Corneria's finest
space craft! You have joined us to help protect the galaxy from an ultimate evil-Andross!" Kirby looked up at him as if he were talking to
a lunatic. Hmm Andross…weird name. Sounds…familiar some how…but, this guy's still coocoo. "Star Fox ? What's That? I've only
flown a warpstar…I've never heard of any STAR FOX!" Kirby said, now drooling over the humongous refrigerator he had spotted. He
jumped and ran over to it, opened it, and poured all its contents into his mouth. He swallowed, not even gaining an ounce, and burped
loudly. The frog gaped at his peculiar appetite and answered quickly. "Well, Kirby…I'm Slippy. Since I'm guessing you're not from
around here…I'll give you a quick tour…okay?" Kirby nodded happily and waddled over to Slippy. What ever universe I'm in…it has
GREAT cuisine!
Later, a strange blue bird in a suit similar to Slippy's entered the room and walked over to the fallen refrigerator. "W-W-What happened
to all of my food! I had made that feast for a special occasion! Ohhh man….Fox is going to KILL me…he's always cranky when he's
hungry! And shop-and-save's CLOSED!"