YOU DID WHAT?!?!?
part 2
Thank you for your mostly pleasant reviews. Please review this chapter as well, and sorry for the length of the last chapter.
"I can't believe I agreed to go with you two to this… thing." complained Hiei. He was in the back seat of the car, because he is not tall enough for the front seat. Yusuke and Kurama are in the front.
"And yet you are here." said the slightly lucid Kurama.
"But why couldn't that Baka Nigen Kuwabara come?" Hiei further complained.
Yusuke answered, "Kuwabara died about two weeks ago. Right after we came home from the Dark Tournament, he found out he was allergic to cats. As you can imagine, they found his headless body on the street with a note describing the torture of his last few days without his kittens."
Hiei then gave his ultimate catch phrase, "Hn. That is no excuse not to help a friend in need."
"And simple un-willingness is a valid excuse?" Kurama questioned.
For a moment Hiei was silent, but the he muttered out a "Yes."
"Well, we're here now so stop complaining." Yusuke said, as they turned into the badly built parking lot of the Y.M.C.A. "After we take Kurama into his class, you can do what ever you want. Maybe meet a girl or something."
"OOOOOHHHHH, Hiei's goanna get a girl friend!" Kurama said in a voice that was unbelievably childish.
"Once again, HN." (do I really need to tell you who said that?) Said Hiei.
The threesome is silent, save for the random drug induced giggles of Kurama, as they meandered through the halls of the child ravaged, smoke filled, overly chlorinated halls of the Y.M.C.A., finally arriving at a door, lovingly labeled, 'Druggy Room, please sign in upon entrance.' Names were cut into the wood of the door, and a knife was hanging on a string from a hole where the door knob should have been.
"This looks friendly." Yusuke muttered as they entered the room. He approached the most lucid appearing character in the room, who was seemingly trying to fly. Yusuke inquired of the boy who couldn't fly without a motor, "Which of you crackheads is the instructor of this course?"
The man paused in his rapid arm flapping just in time to be missed by Hiei's blade (lucky and a stoner). The 'bird' looked around confusedly, then started to franticly jump up and down, drool running down his face, and finger pointed in the direction of a completely wasted drug addict, belly-up on the floor. He also had drool running down his face, and he smelled strongly of…bad smelliness.
"Maybe we shouldn't leave Kurama here." Yusuke said to Hiei.
"Don't be a fool; this is the best place for him." Hiei had an enormous grin on his face not seen by Yusuke since… actually; I don't think Hiei smiles in the presence of Yusuke. Hiei then dragged Yusuke by his hair from the room, leaving Kurama to stare emptily into the crowd of stoners.