(Omg, I am so sorry it has taken this long to update… school is starting soon so these should be coming much more often…)

Chapter 4

Hiei (still)

The thoughts that must have gone through Hiei's mind as a strange old woman dragged him to teach a group of angry nigens how to manage their anger are unimaginable, but definitely a combination of gruesome murderous impulses and a quick but smooth techno beat. When they finally arrived in the small room, the horrible hag began to speak, "Alright Jim, get your supplies out of the closet, your patients will be here soon."

"I hate you." Grumbled Hiei.

"Come now Jim, you know my hearing aint what it used to be. Don't be mumblin' around me, a'right?" And with that, she hobbled out of the room.

Now for a slightly unrelated topic. The problem with all Samurai, is that stupid honor code. Defend the people, kill the people, keep your promises, all that. Hiei, I think, also has an honor code. If he starts something he must finish it. Unfortunately for him, the first "patient" arrived before he could even think to move. He could have killed her right then, but then what would he do while he waited for Kurama to finish?

"Good morning. Please stand in a line along the back wall while we await the rest of the class." Hiei growled. (now it is time for a fluffy time elapse moment, where unfortunately, nothing else interesting is happening… As long as there are tests, there will be prayers in school)

The class stood in front of Hiei in a messy line against the wall. Behind him stood various items, all of which are too unimportant for me to mention. The class had eleven people. Ten tall, red-faced men; and one small, lithe, smirking women.

This is already boring… Hiei thought.

"You," He pointed to a random man, "What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?"

"Um.." the man started. And then suddenly, he was missing his head.

"WRONG! Because I used the word if any answer he could give could be misconstrued as wrong, so perhaps I over reacted. However I am prone to overreacting." The entire group gulped simultaneously. Forget boring. This day may even be productive, Hiei thought.

"Alright, line up, we are going to do some physical work to help soothe your "anger."" He approached a punching bag. "This is what I want you to do" He jumped into the air, and performed a 'fist of the mortal flame' which of course obliterated the punching bag. And some of the floor. And one of the guys. Oh well. "Now I want you to line up and do the sa-" but he was interrupted by the woman, who asked tentatively, "Jim? Where did your shirt go?"

"Shit" answered Hiei. "WHERE DO THEY KEEP GOING?" Bellowed Hiei. Another guy burst into flames, only to have his dust carried off by a non-existent wind.

"Sorry I asked," said the woman. "Its just strange when someone kills three people and then decides to strip…"

"DON'T MAKE ME KILL YOU! I'LL DO IT!" Shrieked Hiei.

"Sure you will Jim, sure you will."

"GAAAAH!" A katana appears out of thin air (in reality, the force of Hieis' gaaaahing broke the dimensional barrier, causing his sword to appear on this plane. COOOOKY.). Without a moments hesitation, Hiei attacks, only to find that he seems to have misjudged his aim. The women didn't move, but his sword ended up just next to her head. He swung his blade sideways from where it already was to go straight for her throat, but just as before, his sword was just to short, and ended on the other side of her neck without any damage to her.

"Why should you even bother to carry a weapon when you obviously don't know how to handle it?" the girl said, apparently oblivious that she was avoiding the sword.

Needles to say, Hiei did not like that remark one bit. He stepped back, pulled his sword down into a stabbing position, and launched himself at the girl all in one smooth, deadly movement. However (yep, you guessed it), where Hiei expected to feel tearing flesh through his sword, and see blood spurting from the women's body, he found his sword to be piercing only air. The girl giggled. The huge men giggled. (WHATS WITH THE GIGGLES? DIDN'T YOU ALL SEE THOSE GUYS GET KILLED?) Outraged as always, Hiei let out a burst of energy set to kill. Bodies of men were seen strewn about the room, although most were not dead. On the other hand, it wasn't aimed at them was it.

"Giggle"

"SHIT! HOW CAN YOU STILL BE ALIVE?"

"I'll tell you if you tell me where your shirt went." said the girl defiantly.

Hiei gaped at the girl, and with that, walked out of the room, suddenly doubting everything he knew about life. A man crawled from the wreckage, through the halls of the Y, and into the membership office, where he promptly started the "I Survived Anger Management" group.

End of chapter (WOOOOOO)

ummmm… form now on, I've decided that if you have a question pertaining to this fic, please post them in your reviews, and I will anser them here. At this point in end of each chapter. I have none yet.

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