Ch…um… it's been so long since I've updated I don't remember…
Yusuke
Hiei and Yusuke had gone there own ways after Hiei finally let go of Yusuke's hair. Hiei to who-knows-where, and Yusuke to the pool area. Why to the pool you ask? To see girls wearing almost nothing bouncing around before they dive into the pool of course. However, as you know, this is the YMCA. Most of the guys at the pool were trying to do the same thing as Yusuke, and those who weren't were hoping that the guys would be watching them. You would think that this would disappoint Yusuke, but he is quite the trooper. Instead of sulking, he decided to mess with the heads of anyone who looked even semi-happy until they cried. How you ask? Invisible somethings poking you in the head over and over would make you cry too, and Yusuke has the power to create such torturous devices (poor annoyed people…). Once Yusuke became bored (which wouldn't have happened had there not been anymore people to make cry) he left the pool area to find a place in which he could 1) projectile vomit at the thought of staying in this horrid place any longer 2) Sleeping. Obviously, he would prefer to sleep, but if that becomes impossible… Yusuke managed to find the lounge, which is fortunate, as he was beginning to give up (shudder). For those of you that don't know, the lounge also has off-rooms in which you play racquet ball, called racquet ball courts. These can be very peaceful, especially when there is no one else inside, banging a ball against a wall over and over again, bringing with it a maddening echo from hell…um…where was I…right, very peaceful. So in Yusuke went, out went Yusuke's lights.
Through the veil of sleep, Yusuke heard the door to his court opening. He became staggeringly aware of everything around him, despite the fact that he still had his eyes closed, in a clever semblance of sleep. As the person crept closer, Yusuke prepared a spirit gun (quietly of course. All that yelling isn't necessary, but what fun would it be without it?), hoping that he didn't end up killing another innocent bystander. The cops said if he did it again there might be a fine…
Then the person started shrieking (oh the horrible echoes…) "YUSUKE YOU BUM! GET UP AND HELP ME OUT!" Yusuke re-absorbed the energy from the spirit gun, but continued to 'sleep'. He knew who it was, and he really didn't feel like getting up… "YOU STUPID LUGHEAD, I KNOW YOUR AWAKE!" And then, because she really didn't have anything better to do, she kicked him with all her might (since this is Yu Yu, there was probably an upskirt, but I'm going to ignore that), and Yusuke collapsed comically around the foot.
Yusuke then looked up and said, "Keiko, if you knew I was awake, then why did you kick so hard?"
"I don't know, why didn't you answer me in the first place!" Keiko screamed back.
Yusuke smirked, "I asked you first."
"Why do I even put up with you! Come on, I've got a job for you to do…" She then mumbled a few things. I might have heard a few of the things she said, but you can't rate a fic NC17, so I won't. They walked back down the hallway into the lounge (or rather, Keiko walked, Yusuke was dragged across the ground) and into the baby sitting room, which was now unlocked and full of (shudder) children.
"Now Yusuke, My helper and I have been running this baby sitting room for over a week, and we've been doing a good job. Today though, I need to go out, so you will have to take my place for now."
"Okay, one, why me, and two, where do you have to go that is so much more important than my comfort and happiness?" Poor, tactless Yusuke. I would've thought even he would know that he'd phrased that wrong…
Keiko kicked Yusuke in response, somehow managing to be even more violent than the last time. This gained Yusuke venomous giggles from most of the children. Keiko called into the crowd, "Yukina, I have to go out for that thing now. Yusuke will be taking my place for now."
"Hey, I don't see any Yuki-." He stopped abruptly as the form of a girl made of small children rose from the ocean of children. It wasn't until the children began to fall off of the form was Yusuke sure that it was Yukina, and not some monster created by the pure will of so many children…
"Hi Yusuke, as you can probably see, we're a little busy today, so if you could just entertain some of the children?" and before Yusuke could think of a scathing response, "Thanks a bunch!" Then she disappeared back into the ocean of children. A toy was launched at Yusuke's head from somewhere, and it hit with precision and power. It really pissed him off, and he would have started killing if he didn't dread the beating that Hiei would give him if he found out that Yusuke had traumatized his little sister. Yusuke isn't quite stupid enough to tell Hiei, but he was so short that he could actually be hiding here and Yusuke would never notice (although what Hiei would be doing in baby sitting, I still do not know.). More toys were thrown at Yusuke's head, as if they'd made a sport out of it (that's right, THEM).
Yusuke noticed that some of them were laughing at Yusuke's head trauma, and he realized that as long as they kept throwing things at him, they'd be entertained and both Yukina and Keiko would be happy with him. Besides, it wasn't as if the toys hurt. All he had to do was wait it out.