The Assignment - i aM taMi xPp
Summary - AU Naruto and the gang are in a slightly odd highschool. The gigantic warehouse across the street suddenly turned into a culdesac of houses. A certain project where people have to be paired together and take care of a 'baby' happens quite alot, doesn't it? So, Health teachers Kakashi and Gai decided to spice it up a bit. Kiba x Sakura, Shino x Ino, Naruto x Temari, Shikamaru x Hinata, Neji x Tenten
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any of the characters. Part of this plot belongs to Renniseht Entreri and I don not own several places listed below. Or any songs that may be included.
A/N: Wow, I'm surprised I'm still getting reviews. Thanks alot guys! It means alot. This update won't take as long as the last one. Expect sooner updates later in August since I don't have camp anymores. And by the way Sakura's room is the master bedroom, and Kiba's room was the guest room.
Kiyoko-San - Thanks! Nope not all couples are going to be the same as the way they were partnered. Mostly because that'd be kinda pointless. And Unlikely. Hmm insane party clown.. I like it! And I know exactly what I'm going to use it for. D Thats my evil face by the way. ;
Ryu-Hitori-Lenore-Evans - Thanks! I really don't know how the banana peel got there. I just based it on what happened to my class. Yes, I do have an unusual fanfic. But I guess thats good. Beta-reader. A person who checks over your writing for mistakes and such.
SaKuRa-E - Thanks! Really? That'd be great! Was this update soon enough? P Well, it's an improvement from my last one.. Oh yeah, and I've been meaning to ask you this, so what does the 'E' in your name stand for? Lol.
"speach"
'thoughts'
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Chapter Four - Babysitting
Tenten sighed. "Don't you feel bad for leaving them there all alone?" Oh man, how she wished she could've stayed with them. She looked down at her forest green halter top and black mini-skirt. Her hair was tied in a pony-tail and she was wearing high heals. Oh joy. Now she couldn't run...
"It's okay, they can handle it." Ino said. They continued to stand in the gym. Doing nothing. "And I couldn't have stayed anyways, I'm with Hiro."
"Hiro?" Tenten and Temari questioned in unison.
"Yeah the guy who wears basketball shorts when it's raining."
At this the girls immediately remembered. Crazy boy.
"But Ino, you're married." Tenten said awkwardly. That isn't what an everyday highschooler is use to saying.
"I don't care. It's not like I'm going to not go out for the rest of the year. Especially since it's my last!" Ino retorted. Then Hiro came. Just plain dark hair dark eyes kind of guy. He held out his arm and smiled. Ino grabbed it and they walked away.
"How long do you give them?" Temari asked.
"One hour." Tenten replied.
"Half an hour." Temari replied.
"Deal." They both said shaking hands. What an easy way to earn 20 bucks.
.o.o.o.
Hinata plopped onto the couch taking a deep breath. Gaara was struggling with a can of chicken noodle soup. She figured he was trying to open it. But maybe he couldn't see the shiny metal can opener on the table in front of him. Sakura was trying to change the diaper of Sasame's three year old kid. And Hinata herself was dealing with the rest of the kids with three new additions. Haya, Gaara and Lee's daughter, Kaiya, Tayuya and Chouji's daughter, and Yoshi, Kin and Ichigo's son.
She finally got them all to play a newbie game of uno. The kind when you place a card even if you don't have the right color or number. So now all she had to do was relax and keep a special eye on the plastic mallet lying next to a small mini table. Well, at least she wasn't changing diapers...
"Okay Sakura, calm down. It's just a three year old kid that wants his diaper changed.." Sakura paced back in forth with little Kane lying on the bed waiting for his diaper to be changed. 'Take deep breaths. 1. 2. 3. Okay, now just do what mom said. Step One. Remove whatever's on top of the diaper. Now, open diaper. Ew, poop. Step three, get baby wipes.' Sakura stopped. Did they have baby wipes? Their kids were potty trained. 'Hmm, would a moist towellete work? Oh well, give it a try.'
Sakura ran down to the living room to get a mini disposable towel and wet it. Running back upstairs she was panicking about how to put a diaper back on. I mean, it's a boy baby.. would there be a difference? 'I'm forgetting something.. Oh! Gloves!'
.o.o.o.
Gaara, even though he finally found the can opener, was still struggling. The only thing in his mind right now was where does the damn thing go? Not only that, but the fact he had to open several more of them after. He was getting tired of waiting. Gaara stood up from the stool he was sitting on and went to the counter to get a knife. With a load roar he stabbed the knife into the can. Oh, the poor can.
.o.o.o.
Naruto and Kiba snickered as they saw more and more people start to drink the punch. Since they knew that people tend to get drinks a couple of hours before the dance ends they spiked it a bit later. But also, if they spiked it earlier they wouldn't have anything to do.
"Okay I'm bored now." Naruto whined.
"Yeah." Kiba agreed. "Let's leave. I have an odd feeling that Sakura and Hinata need help."
.o.o.o.
Cries and screams were heard throughout the house.
"We need help!" Sakura yelled at the top of her lungs. She was currently trying to snatch the ketchup bottle from Kaiya.
"I'll call someone. And we should charge them more for this happening.." Hinata said, currently battleling Kazuo for the sink hose.
Gaara sighed. For once, he just wanted to help out. And guess what happened? He ended up with melted cream cheese in his hair and powder on his face. Not that you could really tell though. It was still quite disappointing.
"HELP!"
And here it goes again..
.o.o.o.
Hiro took Ino's hand and dragged her outside. They both took a seat.
Ino smiled and looked up. "Aren't the stars beautiful Hiro?"
The poor boy looked confused. "Ino, it's 8:00 and daylight savings time, there are no stars."
"Idiot!" Ino exclaimed.
And before he knew it, he was smacked upside the head with her purse. "What?" he complained. Hiro himself, thought today went great.
"Your suppose to say, 'Not as beautiful as you!'." Ino snapped at him. She turned around and walked away. 'Boys these days, don't know how to talk to girls.'
"Hey Ino! How was the date?" Temari asked teasingly. Ino quickly explained the whole thing to them.
"Sounds to me like you're a control freak." Tenten stated with raised eye-brows.
Ino stuck her tongue at her. "I'm not a control freak!"
"Oh really? So what happened to that one guy who forgot to open the door for you since he was busy getting you an umbrella?"
Ino plotted down on the chair and rested her head on her hand. "Okay, I'm a control freak, so what?"
"Maybe if you stopped being so 'control freaky' you'd have a boyfriend for more than a week." Temari said, sipping her punch. "This punch taste pretty weird."
Tenten and Ino took a sip of theirs.
"Yeah your right." Tenten stated.
After a few minutes of silence, it finally hit them.
"Naruto and Kiba." They all said with annoyed looks on their face.
"I can't believe we didn't figure it out before." Ino said.
"Okay. Boys suck. Blah blah blah. I'm hungry, let's go to In and Out?" Temari grinned.
.o.o.o.
Kiba fished his keys out of his pocket. "Sounds pretty noisy." Kiba said. He opened the door and entered.
Naruto and Kiba walked around the living room. "This looks pretty normal." Naruto said.
Kiba shrugged. They turned their heads to the kitchen and their jaws dropped. And saw Haya, Kazuo, Takara, Kira, Keiji, Seiichi, and Akina sitting on the long, plastic, picnics table eating calmly. Hinata was sitting on a stool, a bit damp and quietly napping on the island. Gaara was leaning against the wall with his head bowed down, also napping, except perfectly clean. The kitchen was spotless! But where was Sakura?
A yawn was heard behind them.
"Hey Naruto, Kiba. Mind cleaning the showers? The upstairs is clogged with ketchup, and the downstairs clogged with cream cheese. Thanks." Sakura plopped onto the couch and fell asleep. Naruto and Kiba sweat dropped. Typical Sakura.
A couple hours later the showers were clean, and the two boys were watching television.
"Who knew showers were so hard to clean?" Naruto said.
"Yeah, I'm beat." Kiba groaned. "So got a pet yet?"
"We got a turtle, I think Neji got a fish, Chouji got a fish, which hopefully, he doesn't eat, and Shino got a dog." Naruto yawned. He stretched out his arms and lay on the couch.
Kiba nodded, although it wasn't seen. And before he knew it, he was fast asleep on the ground.
The kids, seeing how tired out their parents were decided to go to sleep too. Keiji, being the good little host he was, led everyone upstairs the bedrooms. The master bedroom that is. How else would they be able to fit?
Ino, Temari, and Tenten knocked on the door for the twentieth time.
"Hello? Sakura? Hinata?" Temari yelled. Tenten walked to the mailbox and grabbed some spare keys.
Ino gaped. "How did you know? And why didn't you do that earlier?"
"I forgot." She simply stated. Tenten unlocked the door, and then placed the keys back and walked straight to the kitchen.
"How cute." Ino cooed, seeing all of their friends sleeping.
"Found the kids!" Temari whispered, coming back down the stairs. The three girls walked up the stairs and into the bedroom.
"Aww." The three girls said in unison. The kids were lying in a circle shape on Sakura's queen sized bed, sleeping soundly side by side.
"Kodak moment!" Ino whispered. Temari nodded and took a camera out of her purse and started taking pictures.
Hinata woke up, no longer wet. After stretching her arms she went upstairs to greet her friends. Who else knew where Sakura put her keys all the time?
Halfway up the stairs, Hinata fell back asleep.
.o.o.o.
Sakura and Tenten walked down the school halls chatting. They stopped at a bulletin board and stared at it intently.
Tenten pointed her finger at a paper. "I made it!" Tenten cheered. Sakura gave her an 'duh' look and searched for the softball team's paper.
"Me too!" Sakura sqealed. "Temari and Ino made it too. But Hinata didn't. Seems like she decided to join the ice-skating team instead and made it, mind you." Sakura smiled.
"I didn't know we had an ice-skating team.." Tenten said. That was something new. Tenten knew everything about the school's sports teams.
"I think we have pretty much everything here." Sakura sweatdropped. "First meeting on Wednesday."
"Okay, to History!" Tenten exclaimed.
"Yay History!" Sakura said sarcastically. Unfortunately for her, Tenten didn't catch the hint, and dragged her to class. "Oh yeah, everyone's going to go karaokeing today at the sushi house tonight. Ino booked the place. The whole place. Wanna come? It's Kazuo's birthday and Ino wanted to go have some fun, after that thing on Friday."
"Sure!" Tenten yelled. She was obviously very happy about the sports stuff. Even though everyone knew she would make it in.
Sakura was actually worried about tonight. Who wouldn't after all the chaos that has happened for the past week. Oh well, at least there were more people to help. And the kids wouldn't actually destroy a public resturaunt even if they were the only ones in it. Or would they? As long as Ino didn't decided to do anything drastic...
Sakura and Tenten walked into the classroom and took a seat.
"So are you coming Tenten?" Ino asked. After recieving a nod, she grinned. "I booked a clown for the kids too!"
Sakura paled. 'Was I really thinking that Ino wouldn't do anything drastic?'
A/N: I'm sooooo sorry that took me so long again! When I try to write another chapter, I always think it's too short, so it takes me a while. But it's still short. Well shorter than the rest of my chapters. Kiyoko- san, there's your clown. BWAHAHHAAH. Anyone want to suggest a name for the clown? I know how I'm going to end the story, if I ever do end the story, but that's a surprise! I just need help with the inbetween. Including the kids all the time is a bit hard since most aof the time, I think of kids as cute little disasters. Lol. Sorry about the Karaoke thing guys! I couldn't help it. I know it's so over used and all. Hope you guys liked Hinata being an ice skater! I always thought she would look awesome as one. And sorry about Ino being a control freak, but I think it's kind of true, even if she if one of my favorite characters. Edited: 10.01.2006