The Nightmare

Summary: All the ham-hams are having the same nightmare. Is this too much of a coincidense? And will the nightmare come true? Some hintings of DB and a HPS love triangle.

Rating: T for blood, and suggestive themes

Disclaimer: Hamtaro and all related charactors and products belong to Rituko Kawaii. They are trademarked, so don't sue me.

Fanart: I do not have a deviantART account, so if you have fan-art please e-mail it to Ham-Kelly! Yeah, Ham-Kelly.

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"No, eets…" Bijou sighed, but bit into the acorn. She just nibbled at it. "Mmm! Zees ees delicious! Zees are zee best acrons ever!"

Hamtaor smiled.

"Glad you like them Bijou." he said. He grinned. "The best for my best friend… that's a girl."

Even Hamtaro liked to bug her about that. But Bijou gobbled away. She snatched the other acorn out of Hamtaro's paws.

"I need more!" he yelled. Hamtaro's eyes widened, and he quickly retrieved his purple draw string bag, filled with all his seeds.

Like a vaccum, Bijou un-tied the top and inhaled all the seeds. One by one, seed by seed, acorn, by acorn, she became chubbier.

Soon Bijou collapsed on the floor. It was a gruesome sight, and drool was coming out of her mouth. She moaned in agony. Hamtaro carefully looked her over.

"I need… more… food."

Hamtaro raised his eyebrows.

"More food, Bijou?" she said, shocked.

"Oui. What… ever happened…" she gasped. "to zoze…" Then she smirked wickedly. Hamtaro smirked back.

"Ah. I remember. I'll go get them."

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Boss' eyes snapped open.

"What the-?"

All Boss knew was that dream was too realistic. Way too realistic.

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BAM

Hamtaro snapped the clubhouse door open. Noone was there.

"Hello?" asked Hamtaro. He shrugged. "I guess I'm the first one here."

Hamtaro walked over the the clubhouse table. He sat down. Slowly, ever so slowly, the clock ticked.

Tick... tock… tick… tock…

Hamtaro glanced up. 4 seconds had passed. He sweatdropped and waitied some more.

I'll just think of… stuff. Yea. I mean, yes. thought Hamtaro.

Tick…

Hmm. This is more boring than I thought.

Tock…

I think I'll sing. In my head.

Tick…

Row, row, row your boat…

Tock…

Gently down the stream…

Tick…

Merrily, merrily-

"AGHT!" cried Hamtaro. He looked at the clock anxiously. 4 more seconds?

Hamtaor groaned, and leaned back. A little too far. His stool flipped over, only to have his gaze staring at someone's feet. Someone, he thought as he looked up, who was very fat.

Hamtaro screamed, and jumped up. Once he saw the hamster's full body, he recognized her.

"Bijou?" he cried.

"Oui." said Bijou, through her pudgy cheeks. Hamtaro screamed again. "Non, mon amie, do not scare everyvone else…"

Hamtaro quivered, and backed into the corner.

"Go back!" he squeaked. "Go back to hell, you fat demon…"

Bijou's eyes quivered, and plopped on the ground. The floor shook 'round her.

"Waaah! I can't believe you just called me fat…" she sobbed. Her shoulders shuddered, and tears rolled down her giant cheeks. Hamtaro wanted to rub her back, but this new, obese, Bijou was kind of… creepy.

"Unh… Bijou! No, stop crying!"

But Bijou got up, very slowly of course, and squeezed out of the clubhouse door. At that second, Boss had woken up. He pushed the door open, and immedietly grabbed Hamtaro by the scruff of his neck.

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Pashmina breathed slowly, as she pulled back the leaves.

"Are you done yet?" she sighed.

"Sort of." said Hamtaro. He was blushing furiously. He pulled the bandage over his ear further. He stumbled out of the bush. Unfortunately, he tripped over a root, and was sent crashing into Pashmina, sending her to the ground. Nose to nose, they both turned scarlet, and Hamtaro quickly jumped up.

Pashmina coughed, and said, as though it didn't happen, "Why did Boss chase you, anyway?"

"He said he had a really realistic dream with Bijou being at my house…" laughed Hamtaro, and then his ear throbbed.

Pashmina had to giggle.

"I think you need rest, Hamtaro." she said, and she blushed again.

Hamtaro scratched the back of his head, and nodded. He stirred his feet in the ground.

"So… I'll see you tomorrow?"

"Yeah."

Hamtaro left slowly, and glanced back a few times. Pashmina turned arounda nd went her own way as well.

"I'll count every minute."