Summary: The Golden Trio has defeated Voldemort. They are now embarking on a new journey. This new journey is to be loved. Ron and Hermione are starting to go out now. What are they going to embrace while doing so? Harry and Ginny are married.
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Author's Note: There are very graphical things in this chapter. My friend wrote the smut so beware (he can write smut well 'cause he's perverted). I could but I want the best for you. I need a beta so any volunteers are welcomed. Just leave a review with your email address and I'll get back to you tomorrow which is Friday! Happy Weekend! Have Fun, Bun games and read fanfics! Remember they are in Jamaica now. It a di hypest craziest island of all of dem! Oh and again characters are extremely out of character. That's a warning to those who complain. This is the reason for M rating i.e. sex scenes and many swear words!
Now on with the story:
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We apparated into the beautiful island of Jamaica. It is midnight and these under garments are starting to kill me. We checked into Hedonism III. It was the 'hypest' hotel in the Caribbean and conveniently in Jamaica. Ron kissed me. I kissed back but for only a little. I said, "Ron, you know I don't like a public display of romance especially in front of strangers."
"Yes 'Mione but that woman was watching me so I wanted to say 'bitch-I-am-married'!"
"Okay Ronald just let that be the last time."
"Yes, Mrs. Weasley."
"Good Mr. Weasley." This time I kissed him. It was long and full of love and passion. Ron picked me up and rushed with me in his arms to the room. We reached where he laid me on the bed. I said, "Ron…give me a minute. I have to go to the bathroom."
"Okay 'Mione."
I ran in the bathroom. I stripped as fast as I could. I walked into our room in a very seductive manner. He had his mouth hanging open. I smiled. I was wearing the lacy under garments alone. I had to admit I looked extremely sexy.
He said, "Hermione, where did those come from?" He pointed at my breasts.
"They were always there on my chest."
He said, "I didn't know you had so many dangerous curves."
"Should I take that as I compliment?"
"Hell yes." He kissed me.
A/N: here is the smut (my friend's work cause he is so much better than me at sex themes) I warned you, amigos or amigas. It's in regular italic.
He was moving down kiss my stomach. He went back up. He cupped my breasts and stripped me of my bra. He sucked on each breast for what seemed like an hour. It felt so…so…for once I didn't know how to describe something. It was pleasurable and so full of passion and love. He moved down kissing my stomach. He pulled off my knickers. He slid a finger in me and pushed it up and down my pubic area. He took off his shirt and pants. He was nude now. He slid into me. God, it hurt like hell in the beginning. But after two or so minutes it was very pleasurable. He stopped abruptly and came out.
A/N: Smut is over!
He looked at me. I could sense he was tired. He asked, "What did you think about that, Hermione?" He was now lying down beside me hugging me like his life depended on it.
I wanted to say, "It was so fucking brilliant. Where did you get your skills from?"
I resisted the temptation and instead said, "It was 'bloody brilliant'."
"Mione, you swore."
"Yes, I did. It felt quite brilliant too."
"'Mione, thanks to you this has been the best damn day of my life. I had sex for the first time with you and you swore. Damn, you've changed!"
"Thank you, Ronald. Now are you going to fuck me again?"
"Maybe, maybe not." He started kissing me and we started the cycle over again. It was getting brilliant and more brilliant each time. It was four am when we decided to call quits. We snuggled up and fell asleep in each others arms. That was the best day of my life.
At ten o' clock in the morning we heard a knock on the door. I quickly got dressed and sent Ron to the shower. I answered the door wondering who the hell it was. Harry and Ginny stood smiling with the sun exactly behind them making them look like angels. Ginny said, "Hey 'Mione! How's the honeymoon going so far?"
"Okay not exciting. We've been sleeping since midnight and that's basically it. As a matter of fact we just woke up." I just realized it was tradition of the wizarding world to have the maid of honour and best man join you on your 2nd day of the honeymoon. I
Ron came out of the shower wearing only a towel showing off his muscular body. He was soaking wet. He was sure turning me on. I resisted the urge for Harry and Ginny's sake. He stood beside me looking no way and with no shame. I whispered in his ear, "Ron, go put on some clothes. Harry and Ginny are here. Don't walk around in a towel. Can't you see their faces looking disgusted? Put on some clothes."
"Guys, I'll be right back. I have to put on some fucking clothes."
"Ron, you kind of have to. It is disgusting seeing your best mate/ brother-in-law in a towel soaking wet. I can't imagine how Ginny feels," Harry said smartly.
Ginny said, "Be right back." She ran to the bathroom and vomited.
Ron asked as he left Harry and me talking and walked into the bathroom, "Ginny. Are you ok? You look paler and you look like you've gained a couple pounds. Are you ok?"
"Ron…I'm pre- Ron, I'm fine!"
"What were you going to say? You said pre- and Mum always says that when he thinks someone in the family is pregnant! Hold on…I get it you're pregnant!"
"Yes Ron. I am fucking pregnant and I'm 21. I am an adult in both worlds! I can make my own decisions."
Ron said, "Why didn't you tell me? I am not upset you are pregnant but how could you keep this from me?" He walked away. He approached Harry and said, "Why didn't you tell me Ginny is pregnant?"
"Ron, mate, I only found out yesterday when Hermione brought a pregnancy testing thingy over for Ginny and they showed me. Poor Gin found out yesterday and has been vomiting since then."
"Oh so you knew about this, 'Mione?"
"Yes, RONALD WEASLEY. I DAMN WELL KNEW AND DON'T YOU DARE BOTHER GET ME PISSED OFF AT YOU BY YOU TELLING ME OFF ABOUT NOT TELLING YOU," I said but did not yell.
"Hermione Granger, how dare you not tell me about this?"
"RONALD WEASLEY! IT IS NOT MY PLACE TO TELL YOU. I AM NOT THE PREGNANT ONE! THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO COULD TELL YOU IS EITHER HARRY OR GINNY NOT ME!" I exclaimed. And he then said, "Hermione Granger, you are the biggest git on the earth alive. I can't believe I married you. Sometimes I wonder why we were even friends."
"WHY YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" I yelled filled with fury. I slapped him across his face and said, "As of now we are OVER. I will have your lawyer and my lawyer will have a talk and settle who will get what. I say we spilt it 50-50." I walked straight to the lobby where I was going to check out and leave this blasted island and all the pain it caused me in the last minute.
"Sounds like music to my ears!" he yelled after me. Harry stared dumb-stricken by your argument. If Ron didn't come pleading back to me I was definitely going to divorce him.
Ron's Prospective
Ginny and Harry had great pity on me but it didn't matter. I HAD to get MY 'Mione back. I love her too much. Harry and Ginny went back to their room.
I wrote a long letter to send to MY 'Mione as they left.
Dear Hermione,
I am very sorry about our row. I did not mean what I said. Sometimes my anger gets the better of me and I say and do things I don't mean to. I promise I do not want to fight and will TRY and control my anger problems. I know you didn't mean what you said about the lawyer business. Well you did if I didn't come pleading back to you so have no worries because I am.
Last night I said I love you a million times but it didn't completely express how I feel about you. You must know my love for you burns with a thousand suns and my love grows more and more each day. It may sound corny but it'd true. I have gotten to know you so much better. I understand you and the reason you are here for. I know most things about you from your many different smiles to you hair. You move so gracefully and walk with your head up high shinning with pride. You're beautiful and leave me breathless. Every moment I spend with you I cherish. You are like the rainbow after a rainy day. You are the sun shining ever so brightly with a wide smile across you're face shining in pride after you defeat the cloudy day. At the end of this letter you must know how I love you and need you. Come back to me, Hermione, please.
Love,
Ron
I smiled and gave the letter to Pig who is supposed to give it to 'Mione. Herms will never know what hit her when she reads my letter!
