Thank You to those who reviewed. The characters are OOC here but they'll return to normal next chapter...i think...

Of and don't worry about Naruto's ramen addiction...It'll come back...

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The Hokage waited until all of them were seated and that the two ninjas hidden from view had tied them down to their chairs. "The planning for all your weddings," she told them evenly.

"WHAT?" they all exclaimed.

Chapter 2: I wish I ran so far away…
After the sudden outburst, Hinata and Sakura fainted. Tenten and Naruto gapped at the 5th thinking she was drunk while the 2 stoic boys tried to get free from the rope.

"Neji," a voice said calmly. Neji stiffened as he turned his head slowly towards the door. "Stop trying to get free. Tenten's father made those ropes. You won't be able to cut them."

"Hiashi-sama…" Neji mumbled. Though he still hated the main house, he has seen Hiashi as his secondary father. They spar whenever he is back at the compound and sometimes Hinata joins in too. Neji noticed the smiling figure behind his uncle. "Okaasan..."

Hyuuga Asuka, one of the few women that Neji let inside his heart. If he didn't, she would have slapped him silly. Tenten does that too but this one would have been worst. She has seen the Neji grow from a charming, cute baby, to a brooding teen and now a strong handsome young man. She's also the only person who knows how much of a spoiled brat he is…and that leads to…

"Okaasan…" Neji whined to his mother. Asuka sighed as she took a seat by the window, ignoring her pleading only child. "Okaasan…they tied me up…make them let me go…Okaasan…"

Tenten finally stopped gapping at her idol at the sound of someone mentioning the roped are by her father, the most respected blacksmith of Konohagure. That and the fact Neji was really starting to annoy her with his whining. On cue, her father appeared right beside her, ruffled her hair and gave her a nice, big, sarcastic, grin. "Hey there, Jigo-chan" Matsumoto Hiruma said, beaming down at his tied up daughter. "How does it feel like being on the other end of our rope? HAHAHAHAHA!"

Tenten glared daggers at her laughing father who took as seat beside the Hyuugas. She would have yelled at her father but her idol was right in front of her so she held back. You'll see father…you'll pay…you'll pay…she thought as a chibi version of herself beat up a chibi version of her father in her head.

"Is everyone here yet?" Tsunade asked Shizune impatiently. I'm missing out on my sake damnit…

"The senseis are coming right now. I don't know if Kakashi-san will be…" the subordinate replied.

"Yo." The copy ninja appeared in the room. "Sorry I'm late but I was climbing this hill…" he started off.

"You're not late. You're early." Shizune said.

"THE WORLD IS ENDING!" Naruto yelled out. First the marriage thing now his sensei wasn't late? The world must be ending…just to confirm…

- Nara Household –

"SHI! KA! MA! RU!" Ino yelled from the bottom of the stairs. "GET YOU LAZY…."

"You know…you're really loud in the morning…" Shikamaru said coming in to the house. "I was already up anyways.."

Ino gapped at her boyfriend. He is up…at 5:45 in the morning…without me…yelling…or beating him up…OMG THE WORLD IS ENDING! She then proceeded to faint at the stairs. "So troublesome…" the lazy ninja said carrying his girlfriend's body to the couch.

- Back at the Hokage's office -

Naruto lay, still tied up to the floor, with 3 huge lumps on his head courtesy of pr0n reader, pr0n writer and pissed Hokage. The other teachers finally arrived and Tsunade motioned to Shizune to tell the bound teens the news.

"Anyways, You all are here to help plan the wedding of these 3 couples." Shizune started..

"Wait!" Sakura yelled. "What couples?"

"Ya. There are no couples here except probably the Dobe and Hinata." Sasuke retorted.

"Exactly. Though Hinata and Naruto aren't officially dating…yet... they are the closest thing to a couple from you all." Shizune explained. "With time, they will be a couple. And so will the rest of you."

Neji grimaced. Sasuke glared daggers. Tenten rolled her eyes while Sakura tried to think everything through.

"Ano…I-if Naruto-kun and I...are together…w-who..will be with N-Neji-niisan?" Hinata asked.

"Good question Hinata-san," Shizune continued. "Your parents all agreed to this so…"

Perfect! Sasuke thought. "Hold on. This cant's be."

"What can't be?" Shizune asked.

"I'm an orphan. My parents couldn't have set me up for this."

"But they did," Kakashi replied, pulling out an envelope. Sasuke felt a chill go down his spine. This cant be good. The Uchiha thought.

Kakashi read with delight:

Dear Sandaime,

We have a strange yet very important favour to ask. We know that our sons, Itachi and Sasuke are very capable of alluring girls (as you can see from Itachi's massive fanclub and the one that just started up for his younger brother) yet I doubt that they will be able to find a girl and love them completely. They are part of the Uchiha clan...sighs

Both brothers have gotten reports of being cold from their teachers so I ask that when they reach the rightful age, they be married to the female from their gennin team. I have talked to the mothers of their classmates and all have said yes. (I think they agreed for the money in it…)

Anyways, Thank you for considering this utterly strange favour and please fulfill it when my sons are old enough.

Uchiha Miho

I guess this is why Itachi killed them...I would have too if I had known... Sasuke thought as he tried to soak in the information. Damnit…my own mother set me up…

Sakura's ears couldn't believe it. …when they reach the rightful age, they be married to the female from their gennin team…kept repeating over and over again in her mind. Gennin team…OMG! That's me…! She realized. She looked over at Sasuke who seemed to be thinking. I'm gonna get married …to Sasuke?

"That explained who the pairings are, ne?" Shizune said cheerily. Tenten and Neji stared at each other, then to the Hokage, then to their smiling parents then back to each other.

"I REFUSE!" Both shouted.

"You can't refuse this." Asuka stated from her seat. "It was arranged since you two were months old."

"Ya. Plus, you two are close friends now anyways…" Hiruma added.

"As I was saying, the teachers are here to help plan. Shikamaru and Ino, will be your support on dating and Shino and Ise will be your support on living together." Shizune beamed.

The 6 ninjas gapped at the older jounin. "Living together?" Tenten asked. "As in I have to be in the same place as Neji? I have to wake up really close to him? Everyday?"

"Yes." Hiruma confirmed his doubting daughter.

More training time! Neji thought. At least something good will come of this…

"Don't worry, you all will be in separate apartments so Naruto and Sasuke wont be killing each other every morning." Shizune informed them. Naruto sighed of relief. "BUT. For the next 3 months, you guys will be on vacation. That means no missions…"

"WHOO!" Sakura shouted. "SHOPPING TIME!"

"no training…" Shizune continued.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sasuke, Neji and Tenten all yelled and sobbed.

"And you have to be with your partner for all 3 months." Tsunade concluded.

"Oks." Naruto said.

"Good -" Shizune replied. "You move into your new apartments tomorrow so I suggest you start packing now."

Finally being let go, 5 out of the 6 jounins sighed in defeat. Tenten, however, charged madly at her father.

"Oh crap…" Hiruma said blocking his daughter's katana with his wakizashi. "Damnit Tenten!"

"Damn yourself old man!" A furious Tenten shouted as she swung her blade again. Her blade was knocked away to the ground and the once furious ANBU stared at her Captain blankly. "NEJI MOVE!" She yelled.

"Let it go," he said calmly. He leaned in to her ear. "Besides, if we're living together, we can train without them knowing."

Tenten stopped her fiery rampage for a minute to think about what Neji had said. Then she realized the fact Neji was honestly too close for his own good. That and swears to Kami-sama that she just saw him looking down her shirt. Do I or do I not…I do…Reaching a conclusion, she gave him a warm smile and leaned close to his face, hands gripping his shoulders. "You're right, Neji" she whispered back but did what she concluded: she kneed her captain at the sensitive areas.

Neji, like all other men being kneed at his…family jewels…fell into fetal position, gripping the damaged areas. All the other men, especially Naruto and Sasuke, backed away from the glowering Tenten while Hiruma escaped, not wanting to feel that pain himself. "That's for getting to close to me." The chocolate haired kunoichi declared as she left the room leaving everyone speechless and Neji in utter pain.

"Shizune, heal Neji. Make sure he'll live…" Tsunade commanded. "The rest of you can leave. Someone give this to Tenten. It's the location of the apartment and the key to it." Time for some sake…

Shizune sighed as she helped Neji to his feet and lead him to the treatment room. The rest of this day is going to be hell…

Will Tenten get her revenge? Will Neji be able to reproduce after getting his jewel's crushed? How will Sasuke try to get out of this? Why didn't Naruto react so much about the news? What is the purpose of the teachers? Find out next Chapter.

…Sorry. It was a bit random but you'll find out soon enough. Read and Review Please. Oh and about Tenten's nickname from her father. Since Ten is Heaven in Japanese and Hell is Jigoku, I thought it'd be funny if her father called her hell instead of heaven.

Preview: Chapter 3: Afternoon in Konoha

"You like him…just admit it…" Ino said picking another card from Hinata.

"You'll have to like him anyways. You are getting married to him," Sakura said taking a card from Tenten.

"N-Neji-niisan isn't that bad…Tenten-chan" Hinata said while choosing the card she wanted from Tenten.

"Ya. Ya. Whatever.." Tenten said pulling a card from Ino's hand. Aww crap...I got the old maid…