Disclaimer: Do I really have to type this every time? Everyone knows I don't own Ranma ½. If I did, would I really be writing fan fiction? HELL NO I WOULDN'T!

Ranma held up his hands in a defensive manner. "Okay, now everyone just calm down."

The three girls glared at him.

"CALM DOWN!

Akane flinched. "Listen you guys-,"

They turned to glare at her. They were all thinking the same thing.

If I get rid of her, he'll surely love me.

All three advanced on her in a combined attack. Ukyou was using her spatula, Kodachi was using her rose whip, and Shampoo seemed to just want to kill Akane with her bare hands. Ranma scooped Akane up and leaped out of the way. Shampoo seemed to be the first to react.

"Airen put down that hussy now, or Shampoo rip out of Airen's hands!" Ranma gave the saying 'If looks could kill' a new definition. Ranma set Akane down gently behind him, then glared daggers at the three girls.

Oops.

"You will not lay a hand on 'Kane!" Ranma's voice was low and menacing, and had an icy tone to it that made even Akane shudder. Akane stood up and attempted to stand near Ranma, but he gave her a look which spoke for itself.

Stay there. They need to hear this from me.

"Ranchan, listen to me. You're making a stupid decision. I don't think you're thinking this through. She can't cook, she's violent, she's a klutz-,"

"And if you say one more thing about her, friend or no, I swear I'll throw you out of here, Ukyou."
Ukyou shrank back.

He must be really pissed off to use my real name.

Maybe he really does love her.

Either way, if I continue, I'll lose him forever.

With one last glare at Akane, she turned.

"I'll be back, Ranma. I promise you that."

Akane shuddered at the words. They were so coldly spoken!

"Spatula-girl may not want to fight, but Shampoo WILL have Airen!" Just as she began her attack, Mousse appeared out of no where and knocked her out. ((A.N.: I KNOW, I KNOW, It's lame, but I couldn't think of how to get rid of Shampoo! I'm too tired to write out a battle scene. It will come, but I want more WAFF first. Apologies for the lameness. ))

Mousse sighed. "I apologize. Shampoo should realize she will never have you. I will try to convince Cologne to drive it through her stubborn head." And with that, he turned and left. And, of course, Ranma had absolutely no issues with throwing Kodachi of the roof, and, as far as he could tell, fairly close to her mansion.

Crazy bitch.
Ranma turned to Akane.

"You ok?"

Akane nodded. She was a little shaken, but attempted a smile.

"That was weird." Ranma cracked a smile as well.

"Agreed." And with that, Ranma scooped her up and set her on her bed.

"Thanks Ranma."

He blushed. "No problem."

Just then, the phone rang. Akane answered. "Hello? Oh, hi Kyle!" Ranma groaned. Even though he realized Kyle didn't love Akane in that particular way, he was still a little jealous.

I mean, there are things that he knows about Akane that I may never know. It's only natural I be a bit jealous.

When Akane finally hung up the phone, she came to talk to Ranma.
"Kyle just asked if we wanted to go to the amusement park tomorrow. He and Justin are taking Ally. Want to go?"

In all honesty, Ranma did very much not want to go. But he knew no matter what, that Akane would be going, and he would rather be with her than let her go alone.

"Sure. Better than hanging around the dojo all day, I suppose."

Akane grinned, obviously a little relieved. She had suspected Ranma wouldn't want to go, and, even more so, not want her to go.

"Great! We leave at 9 tomorrow!" She yawned.

"Well, we better get some sleep. Night Ranma!"

"Night 'Kane."

A.N.: Yahoo! I'm sooooooo sorry it's been taking so long. But I'm working on the next chappie right now, so don't worry. Sorry if this chapter is lame, but next chapter should be funny! Oh, and BTW, to all who reviewed thanx for pointing out the mistakes! I think I fixed 'em all! Wait till you see Ally at full force! Buh-Bye!